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[ + 12 - ] Comment quote №64866
 29.05.2012
Do you want to play a potato fry?
YYY: How is it?
XX: very simple: we will smell you with oil and I will fry you

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №64865
 29.05.2012
Sometimes it seems that if tomorrow the internet is cancelled, in general cancelled, then the Sberbank of Russia and the Post of Russia will breathe calmly and say, "Uff-f-f, persevere, now we will recover, as in the old good times."

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №64864
 29.05.2012
Doom (23:29:55 28/05/2012)
There are such girls to whom you want to approach, gently embrace your shoulder and say, "How much weight are you fighting, brother?"

I am (23:30:41 28/05/2012)
:D

I am a friend (23:30:46 28/05/2012)
Is it about me?? to

Doom (23:30:54 28/05/2012)
Not my brother 😉

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №64863
 29.05.2012
What are you taught in the army?
I: to clean the potatoes, to scratch the snow... in general, if the enemy attacks we can give him and the road to clean and eat.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №64862
 29.05.2012
XXX: 10 hours before the ege, and the illusory fucked the passport. The same fantasy!

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №64861
 29.05.2012
From the news on the website "Interlocutor": In Minobre that in May-June the EGE will give over 880 thousand people. Of these, only 790 thousand rubles are graduates this year.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №64860
 29.05.2012
[23:08:05] Arishka: go what do porn watch from nephig do
Sergey : and in general we should not talk about porn, but German movies about love
[23:12:40] ElliS: Oh... and then I’ll go Indian Acrobatic Guide to read :D

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №64859
 29.05.2012
From JJ about feeding a cat with pills: "And the medicine we and my husband both infuse usually, one fixes, the other stretches a smile on the cat's face and pouches in a smile, so there needs to be."

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №64858
 29.05.2012
Alexey Pylnev: Ping yana
Jana Guseva: exchange of packets of 32 bytes
4 packages transferred lost -0
Alexey Pylnev: Where is the delay?? to
Jan Gusev: No delay
I'm sorry you won't be a daddy today :D

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №64857
 29.05.2012
YYY I wake up here in a cold sweat...
YYY dreamed
YYY that my session is not closed. I went looking for a diploma, put under the pillow to sleep.
YYY is terrible
YYY very


[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №64856
 29.05.2012
Babka 09.10.2008, 21:12:23
How to treat without going to the doctor?

Barman 09.10.2008, 21:40:34
There is a folk medicine.
In a pool of hot water put the grass of peelings (100 g).and salmon (100 g)Black pepper in peanuts (20 pieces) and garlic (5 heads). After drinking a salad.

by ZALPOM??? This?? How should the ear hurt to drink the pelvis? XD is

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №64855
 29.05.2012
She: Well, when will you come to me? and :)
He is a bit busy, Maxie Minet is doing me.
She: What is it???? to
He says: “Maximum inet!” The fucking!! The internet is me!! to

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №64854
 29.05.2012
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
YYY : M?
xxx: Some down drove ten spurs into a passport, a type without a fireplace.
WOW : and?
XHH: Naturally, when his passport was checked, all the spores he wrote at night on a clean A4 sheet with a black gel pen flew out.
WOW, where do these details come from?
XX: That Dawn was me.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №64853
 29.05.2012
I love my girls, from them I learned physics, photoshop and I am sitting studying NTML. My dear ones, what would I do without you?

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №64852
 29.05.2012
Tro-Lo man in the resuscitation let’s all want him better together

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №64851
 29.05.2012
XXX is:
The mirror is secondary.
The first thing we did in the company with the first optical mouse,
At the turn of the centuries, they brought her to the mirror. I don’t remember the outcome, by the way.

YYYY :
After that they don’t remember.)

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №64850
 29.05.2012
When you knock on all the doors, 100 doors will be locked and 101 will be opened. Do not give up before time.
They will open up and you will hit. :D

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №64849
 29.05.2012
A small idea:

Ohhhhhh My wife is now on the phone: "Can I buy my swimsuit?".
Ohhhhhh Fuck what to answer.

You can come home at night, and to the surprised outcry of your wife say, "Can I get drunk with my friends in the bar?" or something like that (=

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №64848
 29.05.2012
Author: Adolf Hitler
> The Book: My Struggle
> Genre: Biographies and Memories
> The book is blocked for download at the request of the copyright holder.

Adolescents: The rights to the "Mein Kampf" belong to the Bavarian government.

[ + 22 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №64847
 28.05.2012
and Svetlana:
Hello, how did it all go?
Natasha: Hi sister! Almost everything was described by laughter. The government did not take!!! )))))))) Postponed to 30.05
Natasha is full! I went to the police station, there was nobody. Looking at the agenda, and there it says "Show up 28.06!!! How we roasted, we will not pass on to you! The soldier with us! For the first time, he says, I see such a miracle! Not only did he come to surrender himself (we did not wait for the agenda), but the boy in the army wants to appear a month earlier than the appointed date! Take me up! " Ryu is still there! ))))))
Natasha: I say to myself: - " We need to roll from here, and then we will see everyone in the bulk with the dog together!" Military rjet - "Well, and the collector you have got!" ))))))))))In general, the grandmother didn't have to laugh, as she wanted, except for laughter. ))))) The officer was asked to choose a place of service. "Do you want, for example, to space troops?"- "No, we are not allowed to be astronauts, we are sick and sick on carousels. Distribute it in the der. True in the construction troops, we in the country have to scatter one barracks and build another. Grandfather, in the person of grandfather, we guarantee full employment of staff, considering the need to reorganize the country, too!" He barely fell from the chair laughing! )))) I say to him, “Rejoice yet that we have not come in harmony!” My grandfather answered! Or if you would have this show here now - Buranov grandmothers are resting!"

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