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[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №55064
 17.10.2011
<Spring> SKcorp.and salutation)
<SVC.> VolchiZa:
<Spring> SKcorp.Did you send a smiley?
<Sky.> VolchiZa: Yes. Smile of the Invisible.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №55063
 17.10.2011
Is there a beautiful salute? Does it make sense to get out of the toilet?

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №55062
 17.10.2011
Admin in the Innet-Salon.
Two men are sitting behind neighboring companies.
One calls on a cell phone, the other suddenly calls.
Next follows an indiscriminate dialogue between the two, with simultaneous "alle" and attempts to negotiate the neighbor.
Then at the same time there are phrases like: I will then call again, here what nonsense does not speak!
At the same time, the phones are turned off, hiding, two evil men are sitting next to the buses.

[ + 43 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №55061
 17.10.2011
Entrance to the warehouse:
Fou, do you smell of something?? to
A little girl (a little bit)
I was heating my lunch.
The Office Lie...

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №55060
 17.10.2011
The waiters work from 11.00 to 01.00, thanks to this it is possible to combine study, work and personal life.
:D

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №55059
 17.10.2011
Q: Do you remember asking me to be more polite with people? Did I say I am rude and the personality is periodically disgusting?
I decided to start today. I woke up from the sound of the drill behind the wall, but didn’t start to hit the battery with the guard as usual, just called the neighbor, but he sent me. He was stuck in the elevator with Claudia Semenaea. I listened to two hours of nonsense about the power - so I just spit, and she spit in my face. But when I got out of the house I heard YOUR voice - "Come out creatures, underneathers, butterflies!" when you parked in the yard and here I had doubts about the method.

[ + 80 - ] Comment quote №55058
 17.10.2011
We have a motion sensor at work in the toilet, and if no one enters for 10-15 minutes, the light turns off and turns on as soon as someone enters.
And here I go to the toilet, the light turns on and here I hear from the cabin: "Finally crazy!..."

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №55057
 17.10.2011
from the forum of support of the Navitel navigator program:

A few days ago, the search for the nearest points stopped working, everyone points to the cemetery.
Installation of the latest version also did not correct the error.
In addition to this cemeteries are shown even in areas of the city on children's playgrounds,
And when the scale is reduced to the ground of the country, some crosses, even the map itself, are not visible behind them.

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №55056
 17.10.2011
To get up early and repeat everything before the start is my long-time dream.

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №55055
 17.10.2011
[20:32] I swallowed the swallow O_o
Blair:*[20:32] How about
[20:33] He dropped into a cup of coffee
He pulled out, thought
I’ll drink, and she’ll be on the bottom, and I’ll drink, and I’ll drink.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №55054
 17.10.2011
Lev: I was listening to some monsoon, suddenly the neighbors drilled. I thought what an interesting moment in the song x_x

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №55053
 17.10.2011
Oh, we have a joke! We have Zam. The general chased. At the crossroads! We were still standing for a long time, the haishnikovs were waiting, the lafa was in the office.
WOW: It’s that, somehow, a gentleman at the parking lot near the office struck his own second car. I left my car at the office...

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №55052
 17.10.2011
XXX: How do you succeed with adjustment?
YYY: It is disgusting
YYY: From the one thought that all the config will have to be written manually, I want to drink. Smoking, cuddling, wearing a dress and painting a blonde

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №55051
 17.10.2011
Doo: As my friend coder says, a bad programmer will make a website in a week, and if they turn off the inet, then in a month. A good programmer will make a website in a week, and if you turn off the internet in a day and a half :)

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №55050
 17.10.2011
XXX is Hi!
XXX: How is it?
Tagged: Figo
YYY: my screw with valuable info is ripped, I try to save the info
Do you want to fix it in Russian? :D
I will repair you in German.! to

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №55049
 17.10.2011
A word with four “s”:
The washed,
“The Rapid”,
The “tested”;
Words with five “s”:
“Fast Tested”

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №55048
 17.10.2011
The least I expected, 10 years after I graduated from college, was to throw out old notebooks and find on the fields in the lectures on physical chemistry the following phrase, written by MY handwriting:

And at this time, the most cute guy in the courtyard, wearing circular socks, passively functioned to the joy of the governor, who is known to be a friend of man.

O_O

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №55047
 17.10.2011
Mona: Yeah there fucking...he drank and all of him on the topic of the army loaded.I just didn’t let him go in such a state alone, he would break the wood.
You were looking for me? 😉
Mona : 😉
Echuy: I was looking for someone.
Mona: I could have lied.
Echuy is OK.
Echuy:... at least someone I love.
Mona: Peregnuououul
Echuy:... at least as a friend.
Mona: Again overwhelmed
One too heavy word.
Echuy:..., at least a new, but already gradually becoming a close person.
Echuy: Or with the word "man" did I also bend, you are a capricious fool?

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №55046
 17.10.2011
<The Rabbit> so if I were a flash, where would I lie????? to
<KiSSSa> rabbit, in a psychic would lie on any

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №55045
 17.10.2011
In the life of every woman sometimes there are such moments when you want to get rid of just the way, from no one. There is so much foolishness in the head that it is necessary to drop water.

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