I am a normal, healthy woman.
I want sex!! to
XXX: And the sausages.

The neighbor in GIBD works. He told here:

I stand in office. I see a guy and a girl on a motorcycle and both hold helmets in their hands. I stopped and asked to wear helmets.

Here they stretch them to me - both helmets to the edges are filled with hoops. had to let go.

He: Did you cry?
She: How did you know?? to
You have wet cheeks.

More than 10 cars burned in several areas of Moscow
and commentary:
In the outskirts of Moscow, the owner of Moskovich-412 was detained, burning foreign marks under the slogan "Moscow for Moskovich!"

Interestingly, what about the footballer after he hits his wife’s door, wears a shirt on his head and runs through the bedroom? and :)
He: Well, if he also has to struggle for two hours, but not every time he gets to score, then yes, I think, he runs.

The taxi driver stopped the DPS.
PS: Did you earn a lot?
Not very much, and you?

Instead of switching on heating, they decided to raise the average daily temperature >_<

I decided to go to the universe for the first couple.
I go to the audience, there is no one.
XHHH: Only the prede in the corner with the book is sitting
thx: "Lectures read"

I realized that giving flowers is cool.)
Did anyone give you a romance?

The Russian dispute:
Part 1: The Argument
Part II: The Argument
Part 1: The Argument
Conversation 2: The Argument
I am your mother fucking fool.
You are a creature, I will count you!! to

Case of Logic
The teacher is a young girl who sits and fills. Students are sitting and writing. All as usual. Here, three drunk bodies enter the cabinet and put on the teacher's table a bottle of champagne and a box of "Raffaello".
The teacher asks, “Do you want me to take this and give you an account?”
One of the students withstood a short pause: - Logically.

fantasy, stalkers, anomalies, zone... Shhas personally heard at the train station – the bus follows to the d.Ukrainka through Kudryayevka at the availability of the road.

dj_koRRy: We brought our first cat to adults from the boiler shop, from the factory. He was the only cat who was not afraid of the vacuum cleaner.

I love our translators.
I read my daughter’s book: “Sorry, but Tom has to go. Tom has a large farm. At home he is waiting for his wife."(Punction saved)
I could not read further.

95% of the population:

Why hasn’t mankind ever guessed how to make apples into low-alcoholic drinks like wine?
Chel, if wine is made from grapes, the equivalent product from apples should be called apple.! to

There is only one word: Siddhartha.

Q: Do you go back to school? I was in the bus yesterday, there was a guy standing there, and at the moment of the bus turning, I grabbed the order and ripped off my legs from the floor, well, it turns out that he was on the sides like a pendulum, on turns. Everyone is watching, smiling, and I am sitting down and putting up the forces that act on him to fuck!

Googled again.

Question: Do your kids wear shoes at home? My sister, from morning to evening, cries to her son – put on shoes! Wear the shoes!

Answer: And he laughs in his moustaches and continues to walk in dirty cracks naked.

I work as a psychologist. Today, a 16-year-old boy was brought to the reception, who, according to his parents, "sits in this computer all the days."
We talk. It turned out that the boy was so passionate about playing Starcraft. I ask the self-assessment question: "What achievement do you consider to be the highest". The answer killed.
I once fucked a dog.
and???? to
With a marinade!! to

Recently I heard a fairy conversation of her girlfriend with her mother:
Mom, I fell on my foot.
Mother in horror:
The new one???! to

My friend sells paintings. One of them was dark: a full moon, a lonely tree without leaves, a background so black-violet. A terrible spectacle.
Three emo... Looking for a long...
One says: "Beauty!!!and "
The second is "Yes! You look at it and you want to live!"