In the courtyard there are several iron frames parallel to each other. Half a hundred vortices from all over the district took care of them, and now Bibisi can make films about vortices in our yard. The birds do everything they can. on the frame you can already hang the tablets: a bathing machine, a dryer, a chatter, a rocker, a rocker, a bedroom, a barbecue, and, of course, a bordel.

Comment on a single color printer on the website of one network of computer stores:

I have one. In general, the printer is for printing colored documents, torpedo boat schemes and advertising of glucose mushrooms. For printing money is categorically not suitable, the photos on it are as if a person was photographed early in the morning, after the evening taking a good dose of alcohol and a sleepy night in the waterland.

A young girl is sitting next to me, calling for a questioning.
- Hi, I am Masha Ivanova, portal "Bagnet". Say your media was created with the support of the state or with private capital funds?

He is listening. He puts the phone. On her face is written "How naked?".

It is an hour)

In the morning, I sit down and drink coffee. I put the cup wrong, it begins to slowly fall onto the keyboard. Instant reaction: with the rear side of the palm, I knock the cup into the wall, it breaks and fills the coffee bag with a netbook. for what?! to

I know they may not even miss it, but if a miracle happens suddenly and someone sees it, I want those people to know that I really want everyone to have it all and they have nothing for it. You see then and something good will finally begin to happen in my life. I believe, I hope and I wait.

XXX: What’s going on with you? Why is it vanity?
YYY: We are back at the DS again
Tagged: no accountant
yyy: in short, speaking the usual language - 3 nubes went to the raid boss

About the opening of a new RU-OFF server Ragnarok Online

Ohhh: by the way, that friend came to me on the 5th, he fucking waited for the opening, until the hour was sitting, then I gave him a notebook, he woke up at night checked if they didn't start it.. when they wrote that they would open on the 3rd day of the 6th, he reminded me every 15 minutes of jumping before opening.. pulled a chair and ears to work to manch ))
His wife is forbidden to play at home.
Tagged with: facepalm
XHH: 37 years old
When he comes to me to spit, he tells his wife that he is on a business trip.)

My rabbit
Tagged: my cat
Tag: my sun
My girlfriend
My Red Bull
by O_O
Red Bull is shaking!: *

Cancer: We students yesterday gave a song at night from Katy Chekhov - Dreaming)
Cancer: And they started singing in all her throats - only slightly reworked in the chant...
The Cancer:
I see with my eyes closed,
I feel without touching my hands.
I listen to music, not including,
I exist outside of time.
Bhagavad Gita...
Cancer: I listened and cried :D

I wake up, I know I’m asleep, I turn on my cell phone. The last text message from the bandmate was sent 27 minutes ago and contains only one word "ping"

I tell my older sister about my culinary experiments at the new place of residence.
She shakes her head and asks: "Harrish?"
I: - "What did you say?"
C: - "Well, do you want to do this?"
And so several times...
Already tormented by the order and regarding each other as idiots, they discovered the true meaning of her question:
What is "Working? How do you cook?"

She: Well, what should I do with you now?
To love, to feed and not to give to anyone.
The first is I don’t believe in love, the second is I hate cooking, and the third is you can stay (if you can).

If you want to know what Turbo rubber really smells like, buy Greenfield tea with thimble.

Stir with boiling water and swallow! Verified

The court found that the arguments in the defendant’s portfolio were much more convincing than the arguments in the plaintiff’s envelope.

The black pole
The fact that life is always striped, everyone knows. After the white strip must come black, only the degree of blackness in everyone is different.
The day of my forty-five anniversary has come. A bright day! Gifts, congratulations and of course a good drink in the circle of friends. The next morning, with a good body, I sit behind the car and go to work. On the next lighting, I look at the salon with a dim eye in search of what may cause the desire of the Haishnikovs to stop me, which is absolutely unacceptable due to the presence of a abundant gap. Suddenly I noticed a delayed checklist.
The disorder. I decide to do everything immediately, the benefits of communication in GAI are available, you only need to pay for receipts. The wallet was empty, as the day before we walked to the last penny. I go to the ATM - the card is blocked! I went to the bank and asked what you do. I need money. They are in response – your card is blocked after yesterday’s three incorrectly typed codes!
I begin to recall, as if yes, some actions with the ATM were undertaken, but because of poor coordination and poor memory, the ATM ignored my request to issue cash. I even rejoiced. Thank you to the ATM for not wasting all the money. I am in the window - unlock the money needed faster. Your passport told me polite. Passport at home.
No figs, smiles, need a passport. Your mother! I drive, rushing home trembling of fear that GAI will stop, that the gasoline will end.
In 40 minutes I stretch my passport and wait for money to rain. I will never forget that cute girl and her words - congratulations on the forty-five-year-old, but your passport is invalid from today! I went out of the bank with no one.
I am a man without a car, without money, and without a passport. Really a black line!
In order not to provoke the fate further, I, like a true Russian guy, dropped the car, spit at work and walked to a friend to cheer. After the first drink, life began to improve.

Presidents of France, Russia and the United States will meet.
and Sarkozy:
We have a salary of 8,000 euros a month, taxes, all, we get 7500 euros.
The Euro. There are 3000 euros for accommodation. Where do the other 4500 go?
He knows!
and Obama:
We have a salary of $10,000 a month, taxes, everything, we get on hand.
of $8500. There are 4,000 housing. Where do the other 4500 go?
He knows them!
of Medvedev:
We have a salary of 8,000 rubles a month, taxes, so-and-so, we get on our hands.
from 6500 rubles. 10 thousand for housing. Where do the other 3,500 get, fucking?
He knows them!

A friend tells me about his life:
He finished school, surrendered the EGE, entered the universe, killed Lich, went to the army...

I was disappointed at eBay. There is nothing I need!!! to
YYY: Didn’t you find there a double in the center of Saratov?

Recently one candidate on the phone issued: “I’m uncomfortable talking now, I’m driving. Why do you call me when I’m driving??? Actually, I thought why? I sent it to the rubbish.)

My sister has a dilemma. The vocal talent disappears, wants to try somewhere to sing. I can’t tell if it’s in a church choir or in a restaurant.
Eva: So what problems - in the morning church, in the evening cabbage, romance )))