mihaelwittmann: Lake Loch Ness, and somewhere I’ve heard that Lake Ness, like Loch Ness, is a lake in Scottish.
osobistmax: in the basement of the club of lovers of tautology was found deadly dead body of a dead man

<Snowlife> found here recently...
" to say hello.
When I was married, I gave my kidney to my wife.
Now we are divorcing, tell me, can I claim my kidney back through the court? Or at least the property? Thank you"

From the elbow to the side with the words: “Don’t choke, shit!”! to
The Rabbit! I am not brave. I am mocking!! to

XXX: I'm your matiz chewing gum to the road :P

I have not heard any new anecdotes about the wolf in school lately...the boy apparently learned.

Commentary on the video of two cats:

I caught my cat masturbating to this....

I am a terrible monster! The Blood! I want crows!!! to
Is the month delayed?
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xxx: throwing up!!! I have a shit!
xxx is born
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Note to children: a condom thrown into a dad’s pocket distracts parents from stupid questions about school.
Short ©

5 October 2011. I go on the bus. The interruption. The driver says:
"Next stop on December 5" There is no interruption!

The head of Chechnya said, responding to the question of the “Russian News Service” about the sources of funding. “Allah gives. I do not know. The money comes from somewhere,” Kadyrov said.

[4:53:07 PM] Quiet ##: Fuck the joke! The commission came to me. The special services were looking for the secret Wardaw files! It is just fatigue! The word search engine in the file name: secret information, sell information, secret... almost nothing was found!

I work as a printer. The man ordered a card. He works as a pathologist. Long thought...

by Olga (12:33)
Listen, how do you treat disorders? Why is the pain?
Liked ‎(12:34):
The fuck knows him. I prefer to believe that very small gnomes run through your brain and smooth where it hurts.

Today I had such a strange dream.
XXX: I run inside a burning building. I look at the window, I took it and jumped out. I fly and see that the height is nine floors. He fell to the ground but did not wake up and a page of the Internet and some fields to fill out came out in front of his eyes.
YYY: In order to get to heaven, you must first check out their website.

XXX: I am with you, plebees!
YYY: Doctor, Caesar needs to increase the dose of medicine again ;D

News on Mail.ru:
by Edward Rossell (Prim. Former Governor of Sverdlovsk. I know there is corruption.)
and suddenly))

[16:39:03] Allochka: Mom asks "As it turns out, we have a lot of chances. There's no chance - it's when you're gay in Ivanovo.."

Judicial officers arrested in the house of the unemployed resident of Stavropol, who owed 15 thousand. rubles to the state budget, household appliances and hammer, reports the press service of the UFSSP of Russia on the edge. The court ordered the arrest of the debtor’s existing property: two TVs, a DVD player and a pet – a hammer. The estimated small rodent was 100 rubles." (debt - 15 thousand rubles.)

And the cockroaches! Are the tarakans arrested???? to

[14:49:50] <Lost> we have document here
[14:49:57] <Lost> with a terrible name
[14:50:02] <Lost> The Mortgage of the Cock.