X: How is it? How by myself?
Y: Yes okay, in the PED. The Institute has done :)
X: Oh that’s cool! Have you already found which mobile phone store will you shop for?
Y: O_O

I recently started studying for a driving license and here’s one situation that confused me a bit... When you’re walking around the street, and at this time you’re looking in the air for side mirrors to look back, is that okay?

xxx: I read the news of the day – Niger has allowed the rebel government of Libya to question Saadi Gaddafi.
The first thought -"They who are completely shy- so to call Obama?and "

and ahahah! Today came to me on the street a guy from the class "Sorry... the bus in an hour...the money is not enough...you can’t help?"
It starts to stir up the dialogue again:
– Oh! I know you, I’ve seen you already!
and yes? When is? Where is?
- I gave you money on Caposhvara 2 days ago.
Did she give a lot?
The Thirteen.
Well thank you.
and went. ^ ^ ^

You were rattled in the supermarket. Do not worry. Place frozen fish in the bread compartment.
c) Elizabeth

You were rattled in the bank. Do not worry. Place frozen fish in a cage that has been removed for a year.
c) Flipper

Now I watched the bird try to fly against the wind in one place for about a minute.
I felt like I saw tears flying from her cheeks :D

Q: How is life in communion?
WOW: It is great. The next day, a neighbor bought a wet towel and said, “Oh, I’m finally going to wash.”

29,09,11 She: Everyone has pluses, there are disadvantages. You have a pleasant character, you can be both funny and attentive and caring, but you are irreversible, ruins in the room that I do not understand, not only aesthetically but also in health.

2:10 He said, I cleaned up in my room and wiped out the dust. Be my wife!

2,10,11 She is a fool! :D

2:10,11 He said, Blame, and what if I still dust dryer?

Raven: I have the feeling that the grandmothers at the entrance soon will know not only who lives where, but also the names of each tenant.

I told a friend about my cat.
On my belt, the ends of the teeth have disappeared somewhere. Well, I didn’t think long, the ends of the knots tied that they didn’t go inside. And while I’m not at home, my cat plays with these knots and unbinds. Every time I have to tie it up again.
I would like to give her headphones before she goes to work :)))

2 days later.
Remember I told you about my cat’s abilities?
Well what?
- She fucking turns out not to disconnect them, but to chew them off. Today I noticed that the length of the tassel is not enough, the ends do not coincide :(

Here someone said that if Sasmung patented the method of talking on the phone by applying it to the ear, then Apple would present a revolutionary way of speaking with another hole.

iPhone 4S = iPhone for ES = iPhone for ass
Think differently!

I would tell you a joke about my member, but it’s too long.

xxx: Yeah, I suppose... "we broke up because of the breasts... – she didn’t have breasts? - No, they were, but I also... on the phone... not her..."

When asked “What have you achieved in life?” the American retiree answers.
Chinese pensioner – “a lot of children and grandchildren”, and Russian pensioner – “retirement age”.

8 What Can Cancer Eat?
Yyy to Padal.
XXX is in the water. Probably a sting there.

I go in the Moscow-Abakan train with a laptop, stop Novosibirsk-Glavny at 5 am, at 4 a.m. a conductor wakes everyone up, I get out, I look, the train is late for an hour, well, I got a notepad, I sit and watch a movie, a guy of 20 years of age descends from the top shelf and begins to look at me, then climbs to the 3rd shelf, gets the bag, from there the laptop and only then calms.

From one very famous group. Commentary on the photo:

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! We are!! to
It is "Obeim" that is right! Both of you would be in the gay club.

It’s been 2.5 years since I started, gentlemen, please give speed.

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Thrawn: Open the port, say "ping"