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[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №64506
 22.05.2012
A smart husband lets his wife know where his ass is. This increases the confidence in the family, the self-esteem of women and the safety of the PRINCIPAL STREET.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №64505
 22.05.2012
Communication of the doctor with the user on the medical website:
P is hello. Please tell me, is there any danger in any particular poses in sex?
B is hello. Well, if it’s not a pose from an anecdote, when she’s on the floor, and he jumps from the luster. There is no danger.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №64504
 22.05.2012
The film is based on a series of 1,252 episodes. This is what I understand – a brief reference.

[ + 28 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №64503
 22.05.2012
From the nose:
Odessa region: 12.6 thousand people left without water due to rains

[ + 29 - ] [6 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №64502
 22.05.2012
I whisper, this aunt stumbles me, asks: I am here in the exile, somewhere, something, I did something and now I have something, something is wrong. Do you see?
For what?! Where do these people come from and how do they get to work in BANKS?!?!? to

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №64501
 22.05.2012
The fucking mosquitoes. I don’t have as much blood as I would like to spend on the street.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №64500
 22.05.2012
xxxh on TV3 interview gives therapist Alexander Mogyla :))
Would you cure the bacteria?))

[ + 28 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №64499
 22.05.2012
My girlfriend’s desire to go through the assassin’s creed was so high that the lack of a mouse didn’t bother her.
has passed. in the tacchepad. with two hands. And the foot. Sometimes with the nose.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №64498
 22.05.2012
Comments on Pornography:

XXX: Once Again
You want to work without putting your ass on.
Zzz: Could she have entered the mortgage?

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №64497
 22.05.2012
From 2h:
- Listen, please explain what is "okda".
Okay yes?
Why then do these idiots write it without a gap and signs of interruption?
Cold to Yakuza

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №64496
 22.05.2012
In the morning in the bathroom of the army. From the cabin a ringtone of the phone with a lively chanson "smelled in the spring...". from the neighboring cabin, a dull, dull voice:"I’t say..."

[ + 24 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №64495
 22.05.2012
xxx is crazy
xxx: here on the key was some big black incomprehensible whistleblower
I was scared and cried like a beaten prostitute.
After a couple of minutes, the spirit gathered, took a towel and beat this creature.

[ + 36 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №64494
 22.05.2012
What a thing! To see the beautiful erotic photos of the guys, I, the girl, had to register on the gay site!

[ + 30 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №64493
 21.05.2012
4elovek: Thanks to YouTube I played all the popular games, and passed all the alternative endings only with the mouse

[ + 12 - ] [5 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №64492
 21.05.2012
Go to capture the world
Alex : How?
Well... somehow
Tagged: go
But Matthew...
If you can take the world
You will not have any Matan.
Can I get the headphones for free?
Tagged: yes
Alex : O
Alex: Then go on.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №64491
 21.05.2012
There are guys who grow their beard! Some people in such sweaters are still walking...
They are admin. You will meet a guy with a beard and in a sweater - just admin.
What if he has a beard, but is dressed in fashion?
I mean, the admin pickup. :D

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №64490
 21.05.2012
A friend tells me about his best friend:
Anja is quite affighly, constantly calling me a cowboy and burning me in every way. I’m even afraid to introduce her to my girls"

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №64489
 21.05.2012
We work in a large foreign company.

xxx: In short, we were all broken here simply: There was a request for support, a guy says he has serious computer problems, but his name is John Connor!!!!! to

ZZZ : D
zzz: burns a man
xxx: and we complain about the server, code, API. I really have a computer problem!!! to

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №64488
 21.05.2012
It was a joke on Saturday. Prehistory: our beloved cat escaped to the entrance and was lost, long sought, but still found, well, from the nerves, the whole family relieved her.
And actually the story: I sit in my room and I hear how the cochondra in all pairs runs through the corridor, and behind her the grief of the desire to punish her and all kinds of insults is carried by a brother. I hear them both hiding in the room, and then from there the child’s complaining voice is: “Not eating!” Don’t beat changing!" Just a random phrase from a movie, and what an effect! Then the cat ran to hide to me, and my brother was roaring in the room for a minute.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №64487
 21.05.2012
The worst thing about makeup for women is to sneeze with low eyelids.

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