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[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №54464
 06.10.2011
Ayvango: Many people came across those times when the Internet did not require the provision of passports and true information about the real person for access to communication, then it was considered the norm to have a dozen virtuals, with opinions quite contradictory to each other.

[ + 56 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №54463
 06.10.2011
XX: They are still afraid, yet at home. A comfortable internet is more expensive than the company of a beautiful girl :(
I am not unlimited!

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №54462
 06.10.2011
I look at people without brains not fucking so live... enviously (

[ + 48 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №54461
 06.10.2011
My friend, a lecturer at the universe, conducted a mini-check on computer science with students, here is one student’s answer (written with accuracy to the letter):
Printers are processors that scan. by A4. The types of printers are different. For example: thin, large, etc. Through the printer, people make copies of passports, documents, etc. Types of printers - there are laser, ink and color.

P.S I am afraid of our future with such engineers :)

[ + 66 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №54460
 06.10.2011
The Reality of Life:
A high-speed train runs on the middle route, and the right is outstretched by a regular electric car, apparently pretending to be just on schedule.

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №54459
 06.10.2011
The student teaches philosophy. The Prep:
What, according to medieval philosophers and theologians, is the essence of man?
The student cried, not answering. Prepod says:
- At "B" begins (response to "divine")
The student:
The "b" essence... the Bhd essence?
Tagged with: facepalm


[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №54458
 06.10.2011
I am going to Turkey on vacation. The group is exclusively female. To the question "what to bring from Turkey" the most popular answers are:
Magnet for the refrigerator
80% of them are Turks.
The situation is out of control. It is time to take care of women of domestic production, they are not better than our machines.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №54457
 06.10.2011
I suffer from cold.
I wanted to drop drops and fuck it happened so that the brain was turned off at that moment. Instead of drops, he got a fireplace and...
There is no hair in the nose now.

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №54456
 05.10.2011
Your hole is safe.
At least something is safe...

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №54455
 05.10.2011
Hello, what’s new
Yyy: here we move to live in Norway with Denis
Do you take the example of Nadia?
Is she moving to Norway?
XXX: She also...

[ + 52 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №54454
 05.10.2011
Recently on the holidays did the bathroom repair and removed the mirror (the only one in the apartment). I put him behind the closet. In a week I hang it back, and in front of me stands a grown, unshaken, patched, sleeping monster.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №54453
 05.10.2011
We have a PC operator, an absolutely untouched girl. The aunt hates her fiercely, because they crush all the patterns, so they constantly oppress her. Yesterday we drank coffee from the hallway, the accountant passes by:"Oh, B-k, when you get married, you are all sitting in the girls, and you are still sitting". She touches the huge monitor headphones hanging on her neck:"Why do I get married? And that’s a joke on the neck!"

[ + 54 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №54452
 05.10.2011
If the sinners are burning in hell, then the public servants, scuco, must eternally eat ice cream in the ice of Antarctica :(

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №54451
 05.10.2011
-That's how a programmer tells me what a woman means in bed?
I fuck her, and she doesn’t pinch.

[ + 87 - ] [12 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №54450
 05.10.2011
There is a saying that you must vote for any party except for the EP. And what if there are a bunch of parties in the ballot that are unlikely to pass the 5% barrier? Nothing will change and the EP will still have a constitutional majority. You need to vote for those who will pass the 5% barrier, because the goal is not to spoil the ballots and not just vote for anyone, just not for the EP, the goal is that the EP does not have a constitutional majority! Correct me if it is not so.

[ + 49 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №54449
 05.10.2011
by JJ
How to wash chlorine iron from the toilet?
A week after forgetting. He went on a mission.

One of the answers
Heat salic acid to 70 degrees, pour it into the toilet before going to bed, in the morning wash the toilet into the sewerage =))

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №54448
 05.10.2011
Kirill
How is your business? Why did you get up early? :)

by Svetlana KUDRJAN
Why did you get up?? to
I want to eat breakfast, I want to eat breakfast!!!! to
Good morning!

Kirill
I’m at work from 8:00 am 😉
I don’t know how to get up, I didn’t want to.)

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №54447
 05.10.2011
My Mother’s Wedding =)))
In my mom’s car. Mom shows me the icon attached to the barracks:
Look what a beautiful new icon I have.
Why do we need an icon with a safety pillow? =) is
I have a safety pillow and you have an icon. 😉

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №54446
 05.10.2011
Jade: in wealth and poverty, in illness and health, in sorrow and joy, until the release of Diabo 3 separates us.

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №54445
 05.10.2011
He said that in his childhood he rarely bought machines, and his favorite sperm is a sandbox friend. And now he decided to look out completely!
At home he has a bunch of all kinds of models of cars, all the magazines about cars, his favorite cup and the one in the form of a machine.
XXX: What is there? His dog is named Injector, and his cat is Forsunka!! to

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