Letter to a girl:
I: And who will you be?
It is the operator of the set.
I: In what language will you write? I hope not in Russian.
On to the Russians! and what?

The wife puts the child:
- All, close your eyes, sleep... in order to grow big and strong, you need to sleep a lot, eat well (thinking pause) - and do not squeeze your fingers in the socket.

I stood near the entrance of a friend, waiting for him. The girl approached and called the home phone with the words "Alahakbar", the call dropped and she did not work, she called again, saying "Sezam open!" and the door was opened. XD is

Yulia
But it is so. girls why it's harder to find a couple - she's not going to go to a guy with a bouquet, say.
Alexis
Come with beer.

From the website about animals and branches about the duration of sexual intercourse in them))

The xxx:
Many sources in the tyrant claim that the longest sexual intercourse was recorded in the grimling snakes and it lasted 23 hours. But we know that in fact, the sexual intercourse of a person trying to make the driver for the ATI video card under Linux work normally can last much longer. and :-)

It is a pity that there is no "International Day of the Goat", I would like to congratulate some.

XXX: Urgently
YYY :?
xxx: The working key of the product win hp about sp3
YYY: Professional
YYY :?
xxx: yes
yyy: fucking, they are not copied, pidders
XXX: Write this
YYY: First in line
yyy: IDI49-VJOPU-XUY58-TEBE6-1NAH3
YYY: How is it?
XXX: SPS man saved
YYY: ROFL
YYY: *ROFL* *ROFL*
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
YYY: Read carefully
I am early 😉
XXX: The Fuck
YYY: You should have entered
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
xxx: I'm serious shit, monik sffotkaja install goes on
XXX: Fighting
Damn, give me the key to Abramovich's account

f-stein: I personally conducted a scientific test, taking myself as the only subject.
f-stein: The test showed that of all the subjects, I was the happiest, smartest and sexiest.

XXX: The Father is burning. I read my sister a story.
WOW :?? to
The silence read.

Victoria Bonn married the son of Irish billionaire Alex Smurfit.

The first comment under the news: Smurfs will be)

Prehistory: in Minsk on Friday released a false smell that fuel prices will rise by 50 percent in the morning instead of the three promised... in general evening on gas stations.

The situation: the grandfather and grandmother come on the jiggle.opens the luggage, and there a bunch of 3-liter pots)
Generally speaking, the people were not even able to shoot this from what they saw, but they remembered everything: the grandfather used a gun to steal the banks, and the grandmother then drove them away)))) So we live... in the end they were fucking with the prices, nothing went up yet)

Student: What to do if a single-legged horse runs on you??? O_O
Iris: It’s really funny.

Asked and answered:

Strangely...the voice of Kupitman from the “Interns” is very much like the voice of Mr. Freeman. Wasn’t this man the creator of this painted character? I may have uncovered a great secret.

Not created, just sounded for a while, which he does not deny ;)

<Gvidon> Lithuania
<plain-user> good morning
<Gvidon> I can’t say what is good
<plain-user> what is it?
<Gvidon> A cat of cattle. In the middle of the night, she entered the cooking barbecue in the kitchen, packed everything, lipped and spotted herself to everything.
<akkark> yellow

It is believed that the most terrifying way of suicide is to drink alkaline... so there is a means for cleansing Shumanite - alkaline, which eats everything... my grandfather drank it.. said that it was too strong and his throat swallowed, drank from the top of regular vodka and went to sleep O_o.. now we call him Uncle Vanya-Shumanite..

Are there any designers? You should probably know)
DrLexx: no such
And the lawyers?
DrLexx: there is no such thing as either.
DrLexx: There are economists and nuclearists
DrLexx: we can wrap the bomb and sell it

xxx: Eat cookies, spices and pasta with bread. Brothers come back!

xxx: I have a friend who terribly dislikes phone jokes and other phone nonsense. And I, on the contrary, am a fan of cheating and completely forget about his peculiarity.
xxxh: I call once (changed number) and playful voice "Get who?"
The answer is "Easy! I guess for the first time! You are the person I’m going to challenge". and throwing.
I guessed the shit.

XXX is
I’ll be the best gift on the deer.
YYYY
You need a farm type.
XXX is
Oh, electricity to feed and lick and you will be happy.
YYYY
to feed... to please... no. One such slug in the house is enough for me now)
XXX is
His tongue is dull.

After living separately, you can say, returned to childhood... McDonald’s is again a holiday... once every six months...