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[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №64466
 21.05.2012
A new neighbor settled. I feel I will soon survive.
Is he drunk?
He reads books.
Is it dirt?
On the contrary, every dust blows up.
Is it fighting?
and no. All matters are decided by the court.
He is just a saint!
and worse. He is a patriarch.

[ + 19 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №64465
 21.05.2012
XXX: The Summer Begins
xxx: all series have ended, diablo 3 has not yet been released, the session has not started, there are no girls

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №64464
 21.05.2012
"Travel to the Universe"
– is
I went into a parallel universe.
Tonight the hoppies came to my entrance, I thought as usual, they would roar, roar, listen to the chanson, etc.
And they sat down on the bench, calmly drank beer and talked about the meaning of being, without a single matte, and listened to the Red Hot Chili Peppers...
– is
No is,
You are just the next dealer, who lists any meeting company of people in which you are not, for some unclear reason.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №64463
 21.05.2012
I woke up in bed with a summer jade! It’s a pity that he just slipped off the wall.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №64462
 21.05.2012
How many can browse the archive, find on each page 1 or 2 repetitions and so pages 5-6 of the same!!! The moderns wake up!

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №64461
 21.05.2012
The most ruthless programmers were those who wrote a program for the Sberbank ATMs. If you ask to issue five thousand small banknotes, this scam falls out with one paper, and if, on the contrary, it gives out a package, the wallet does not enter)) only users of the Sberbank learned to withdraw money in the form of the sum of 4900.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №64460
 21.05.2012
At night, I lie down with my girlfriend and play puzzles.
I: Vegetables, and you know everything? (I mean the fuck)
She: This... Stephen Hawkins!

[ + 24 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №64459
 21.05.2012
And also he, the fool, thinks that these Jewish hats are called the Holocaust.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №64458
 21.05.2012
Damage
The first!and HI

= freeon =
Hi to

Damage
I’m not a blonde just like the capsule ?

= freeon =
The old boy

Damage
I do not have the truth with the caps trouble) the remote machine shuts it off and the local includes it and that’s what they’re crazy fucks())))

= freeon =
:D

[ + 30 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №64457
 21.05.2012
You need to say more positive words: happiness, joy, peace.
Did he die of varicose?? to

[ + 9 - ] [9 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №64456
 21.05.2012
I went into a parallel universe.
Tonight the hoppies came to my entrance, I thought as usual, they would roar, roar, listen to the chanson, etc.
And they sat down on the bench, calmly drank beer and talked about the meaning of being, without a single matte, and listened to the Red Hot Chili Peppers...

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №64455
 21.05.2012
We work at the point of sale in the shopping center, we accept applications for internet connection. A man approaches and says:
“Your girls in the office didn’t satisfy me, and I came to you.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №64454
 20.05.2012
Mother (M) and adult daughter (D)
Let’s buy another dog!
Where is the third tax? They will also be wool, especially in the spring.
D: You don’t understand anything. Look, here we had one dog, then we had a second - the wool was twice as big. Agree with? But if we buy a third one, having already two others, the wool will only be one and a half times more, see what a profit! You can buy a fourth one.

[ + 32 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №64453
 20.05.2012
QQ: Fuck to be big!
Aaa to?? to
QQQ: You can walk without a hat in the winter, eat a spoonful of nutella and buy yourself a lego!
QQ: Isn’t it great? :Z

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №64452
 20.05.2012
xxx: on the bed, under the blanket, some neoplasm in the shape of a cat. What do you think it is?

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №64451
 20.05.2012
I'm trying to download Marx's Capital, I'm offered to leave a wish to the author, so that he would be pleasant to read them and, inspired, he will write something new.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №64450
 20.05.2012
Question: How does Edward Hera stand if his blood doesn’t circulate?
Answer: He is passive

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №64449
 20.05.2012
XHH: Fuck, came the second day to work, gave the boss the reports, and he said that since I have not licked his ass yet, thank you! I am in shock, I don’t understand how I got his ass out, thank you for that. I sat down all day while I was working, thinking it wasn’t that way.
When I came in the morning, I cleaned the aquarium carefully (I thought it was in order of things), but that’s not the end. Whether I want to stay or not, I am afraid.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №64448
 20.05.2012
What happened to you with Lenka?
He has sent. The Lenny Scenery
I know her from 6th grade, I know her from 6th grade.
WOW: Okay, for the month we lived at the shooting, I found out, that: 1) Let’s do it together, means go and do it 2) It’s a male job, it’ll mean any work in general, including laundry, grinding, garbage and cooking. 3) "you get better" means that she does it in such a piece that ppc 4) "thank you dear, you have the sun" means that you do it from now on and forever. And when I brought her the statistics of the last week about the spent grandmother and the housework, I turned out to be a dumb fool, and a slander, you watch and burn every penny behind me, but what are you at all a man?"So who is she?
The Lenny Sketch...

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №64447
 20.05.2012
My house is private, the entrance to the courtyard through a iron barrel weighing 40 kilograms. From the wreath to the night, the calice was always supported by a break. A week ago, around midnight, there was some thunderstorm, running out into the courtyard, I saw a cane rolling on the asphalt and a man running away. After putting it in place and analyzing the work of the break, I determined that when strongly exposed from the reverse side, the break works like a lever and the boiler rising up flies from the cock. But since other means of protection we purchased did not have time, the break continued to function. Yesterday, at about the same time, I heard the sound of a strike on the asphalt again and immediately jumped out, stopping this bombe in a meter from the fence, before the start of the run he had time to pronounce the phrase with astonishment and hatred:
"But it has fallen again!"

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