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[ + 38 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №64446
 20.05.2012
In yoga, we were told that Samashiti is a position that, after an asana, returns the body to the state of "zero". Now I understand why there are so many programmers in India. They even have a return zero in yoga.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №64445
 20.05.2012
Why didn’t the light fade today? We still have half a box.
Go on to eat.
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
WOW, go on to eat! I am no longer in your shelter!
What, Svetlana Mikhailovna has stuck? Or worse, did you wake up with her?
WOW is no. He barely stumbled at night. I got up at 4 a.m. and went out to the hallway. I’m going to meet, a ghost!
xxx - o_o
Vauu - This is some kind of fool in the common corridor on ropes hanged dry white coat. At your doorstep, it is a loud star.
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
WOW, go on to eat!
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №64444
 20.05.2012
My head hurts wildly.
Something serious?
No, I just often have a headache...I just seem to have overturned my resume of the perfect wife.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №64443
 20.05.2012
I’m almost 20 years old, I’m a bearded man and I’m watching cartoons about pony!
The milk from the beard, the man, has not dried up yet.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №64442
 20.05.2012
I work in a taxi.

A man approaches and asks:
How much does it cost to get home? ! to? to
What I had to answer :-)

[ + 40 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №64441
 20.05.2012
Rules of the Festival:
No firearms, gas, pneumatic, cold weapons and anything that can be equated with them can be brought into the festival. Can a tactical lamp be equated? It is 24 cm long.

YYY: if you buy a long glacier and properly fold it - you will get a great sharpening

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №64440
 20.05.2012
The scars make men. I have a cat and I am beautiful.

[ + 36 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №64439
 20.05.2012
xxx: "summers" these.. "dark shadows" evaporated by the vampire theme however >.<
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY Let’s take the seals for example.
What is not a topic
XHH: So it was – he begs her to turn him into a mermaid and she is so "no! I love you and I will not allow my terrible existence to lead, and then he secretly becomes a mermaid but it is eaten by a whale - and the hall cries, the guys cry with scary men's tears and dream of an alien mermaid's love. here
YYY: O_o
Have you smoked again?

[ + 43 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №64438
 20.05.2012
Happens also this:
A friend turned off the hot water, and she asked me to wash.I naturally agreed, because the matter smells intimate.I went to the pharmacy to buy condoms, and who would you think stood behind me in line at the moment when I asked for a package of durable fruit condoms.
She refused to go to me.)

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №64437
 20.05.2012
I failed with the fever today.
How did you get wise?
The question was:"In the event of a fire, what steps would you take?"
WOW : and?
xxx: Obviously, the answer "unbelievably big" was wrong.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №64436
 20.05.2012
nature: lovers of plastic surgery remember, I will play with your children.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №64435
 20.05.2012
Tomorrow’s trip to Moscow ends with:
I was waiting for tickets all day, at 9 I was called and said running-berry-appeared! I use, I design...
Itak, tomorrow the 13th train departs at 13:46 and the 13th wagon! Will you take insurance?

[ + 36 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №64434
 20.05.2012
1st So why do you call your dog a sausage?
2nd I say by analogy. Her name is Prima. There is such a sausage - Prim. So I tell her, you are a sausage. clearly?
1st I see no logic.
2nd What is your dog’s name?
1st Paphnoty Sergeevich.
2nd You are right, there is no logic.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №64433
 20.05.2012
Despite the fact that the doctors treated him, gave him blood and gave him medicines, he all recovered.
=) is

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №64432
 20.05.2012
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX The dear? and expensive?
Give me the context. Maybe dear
XXX: What is the difference?
Maverick: It really is! Good morning, expensive Alexey Andreevich )))

[ + 42 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №64431
 20.05.2012
Once on their birthday, they argued and broke up naked at three o’clock at night to continue the banquet. From the first supermarket, the security chased out, in the second we started pumping the right and the yogurt whistler finally broke through the teeth.
And here is the picture with oil: a girl stands on the box, of clothes only a bottle of gin in one hand and money in the other. And the seller’s question: "Do you have a card?"

[ + 35 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №64430
 20.05.2012
From Habr:
Isn’t the gate to hell in the basement of id Software?
“No, it’s in the basement of hell – the doorway to id Software.

[ + 34 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №64429
 20.05.2012
Celmz:Say to Drugs "Hey!" - So Moscovites Read Ukrainian Social Advertising "Say to Drugs "No!"

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №64428
 20.05.2012

Olga
But why does Carlson, with his one-wheel circuit, not rotate the opposite side of the screw rotation? Does it create a counter-circulation of strawberry through the intestine and thus compensate for the emerging torque?
by 22:36:20

Egor
He is just a good friend of the child. So nothing bad can happen to him.
by 22:43:04

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №64427
 20.05.2012
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx It was 16cm, now it is 25! Thank you huge!
The MMM is doing miracles!! to

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