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[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №54284
 02.10.2011
And a comrade told me how he drove his wife to swim with dolphins in Sri Lanka, she had long dreamed of it. What happened there didn’t like neither him nor his wife. Two healthy dolphins with erected (see 40) members were very ambiguously interested in the female sex, and in a semi-aggressive form, like a game, but painfully ambiguous. When my comrade also asked to swim, the servants, looking at him strangely, categorically refused. Only women swim. So the decent young woman became one dream less.

[ + 42 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №54283
 02.10.2011
to the word about the comparison of cat and horse power.many will fall but in the horse itself 12l / s so this is the case)

[ + 85 - ] Comment quote №54282
 02.10.2011
I continue to protect from the current children.
We visited, there in the family a girl 9 years old and parents, so to speak, very free. Nothing from the boy is hidden) It is apparent that they had a thorough conversation with Davich on the topic of "where the children come from" and other near-dark discussions. So they apparently intimidated the child so that it did not start adult life before time, talking about the pain at the first time and how unpleasant it is.
The girl approaches me and says:
Is it really painful for children to do it the first time?
Usually for girls for the first time.
And for the boys?
No is
I will try to make him hurt too.

[ + 74 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №54281
 02.10.2011
Poor you, unhappy, you get up at 6 in the morning in order to get to the office on time and until the evening there, fighting with someone for air conditioning. I get up at 6 o’clock in the evening in Heracles 3 km on foot to work there 14 hours I throw sparkle coal on the boiler... And the main thing is that all this is in the far north, in Yakutia, where you do not need to have a conditioner and experience;

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №54280
 02.10.2011
I found a brown pixel (
Which is the case? ?
Tagged: fucking

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №54279
 02.10.2011
From Contact:

The Golden Rules of the Translator

Number 1 x %*
Number 2 in p%&du
No. 3 of us

Commentary

Rule number one. It is used when there are difficulties in choosing the most appropriate unit for the context of a synonymous series. Very efficient in terms of saving time.

Rule number two. It is indispensable if the word or part of the sentence is not translatable, and also (especially) if the proposal is translated, but at the end there is something that threatens to change the meaning of all the previously translated sentence, and in some cases the text (this is usually encountered by the most talented translators who do the job without reading the entire text).

And finally Rule 3. It is used to solve various kinds of dilemmas, doubts, mismatches and semantic conflicts arising as a result of the application of Rules No. 1 and No. 2.

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №54278
 02.10.2011
It is impossible not to write:
According to rumors, pop-up actors come up with their pseudonyms on the principle:The name is the nickname of the first pet.The family is the name of the first street of residence.

Evgeny Turov
of Lenin ?

by Kononenko
Thora Lermontova =>

Natalia Ivanova
Do I mean solidarity?? to

Aliss
And I am, fucking, the button of Gagarin... :' ((

- You will not come up with: Cheburaška of the Moika River...

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №54277
 02.10.2011
I told a friend how at our conference banquet the Japanese professor sat behind the shock set and with the words "I was fascinated with rock music in my youth" began to play - very majestically!
comments killed - "good that he was not interested in hentai.."))

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №54276
 02.10.2011
On YouTube, a video on how to correctly pump the press - shows a well-pumped burning man, and a commentary that has more than 6000 pluses:
I swear I saw this guy on the porn hub!
I know where the plus comes from ;-)

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №54275
 02.10.2011
ATLAS AIR: Enot-et is fine. Eat yourself from the refrigerator.
Atlas air: straight like a husband. Only the ENOT.

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №54274
 02.10.2011
As a child, I dreamed of a helicopter on radio control. I thought I would give birth to a son, buy him a helicopter as a gift, I would play in full. A daughter was born. I will have to give birth again. and :-)

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №54273
 02.10.2011
Nick: as the Chukot’s proverb says, “You can’t cut a suck on which to go back home.”

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №54272
 02.10.2011
You know what I wanted to say about the political situation in the country:"You know Who - you know what".

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №54271
 02.10.2011
Hart: Mat - a relic of the past, vulgarity, the fate of mentally retarded people.
KEchi: Fuck, but you, fucking, absolutely, fucking, right.

[ + 54 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №54270
 02.10.2011
As a student, she confessed the wonderful phrases of the teachers:
-"A to the board will go Orlov. From the back, it can be seen that he smiles egregiously - the cheeks because of the ears tick"
-"Whatever the child does not rejoice, only if it does not hang";
Where does the sinus turn to 0? It turns somewhere... No other than... somewhere!"
Again, one and a half people raised their hands...Why are you laughing? One and a half is two"
-"The statement 1 says: "No! It is!"
-"In this vicinity of the points of the multitude A - large figures"
-"The main thing in the relationship what? of reciprocity. You can’t stand me... Well, I can’t stand you too!"
"Wait for me I will come through an epilone minute"
-"We are headed to a bright future"

[ + 56 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №54269
 02.10.2011
I am a small change.

Girl: who lied to you like that, you would be in the ass of 17 cm, put in... would see how you smudged

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №54268
 02.10.2011
They crossed here! The dark side is not rubber!

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №54267
 02.10.2011
Kepifi: great searches, starts with the phrase - and I will put it here, so as not to forget, I will never forget!

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №54266
 02.10.2011
Q: Why can’t you have fun?
WOW: Yes, because this fool thinks that the kilograms of products to pull out of the store is a job for women's hands, and he himself will go to heaven, because. The torrents stand up!! to

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №54265
 02.10.2011
Life is a compromise between our desires and possibilities.

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