Someone knows why the pieces that just stand up, after washing down, and those that are a little big, fucking, are scattered?!?! to

<jein> and who are you working for?
<dema> I am a glasses with a beard and a sweater. Does this say anything to you? and ;-)
<jein> mmmmmm.... geologist? Or a tourist?
<dema> listen, you are exactly 1987 year of birth???? to

From the automotive forum: xxx: People, tell me! stitched off the road, sneezed in the snow.
Zzzz: What did you eat before that?
Zzzz: I would have had that smell after that too.
Vvv: There is a smell, that is, the instinct of self-preservation remains.
zzz: Worse, when it struck off the road, and there is no smell.
Vvv: Worse if it didn’t go, and there is a smell.
Go to the Dermatologist!
It smells of socks!
YYY: Every man targets his place.
Zzz: And everyone, as they know - who has socks, who has socks...
Qqq: Yes, you calm down!You, when the boxer accidentally crushed the nest of the wild Gagara, after which the egg spread over the wheel, and the smell penetrated to you in the salon.
It smells of unburnt gasoline.
Vvv: No, it burned the eggs of the wild Gagara.
YYY: And the Gagars will also stumble.They, the Gagars, are unavailable to enjoy the battle of life: the thunder of the strikes scares them.
The smell of dried eggs - transmission!
Yyy: Who has the transmission, and who has the eggs of the wild Gagar!

Putin has proposed to Biden to establish a visa-free regime between Russia and the United States.
by Yuri (19:24)
A real visa-free regime will be established... hero that will be

Arsenic at 19:25:
Do not establish

Arsenic at 19:25:
And so, the shit of America will be, on every fence a fox will be written.

Yuri the Lesser (19:25)
They will say that H.W.J. This is Russian U.S.A.

A couple of paintings today:
(Little classroom, all stuck with molbers, there is nowhere to go; the door opens, 6 Chinese students appear in the door)

People in the audience: There are no places, you will not fit.
Chinese: Well, they all entered China somehow.

(After everyone came in and settled apart it became even more spacious. A smart Chinese trick?

I walk around a woman with a small.
The woman speaks on the phone. "Yes, we will be there soon. We pay and come. It is like a turtle!"
Small in response "not a chipacha, but a plincese!

I came with a piece of paper, here is the account for 2 winchesters of 2 terabytes. The account sent.
Call: "Thank you, I received the winchester bill, and where is the account for two terabytes or are they in the set?"

I take the bus in the morning.
At the next stop, a man runs away from the neighboring building. Only he entered the bus, from the same building with the same speed leaves the second. He also got on the bus.
When the third one emerged from the same building and stepped into the bus, the thought broke out: "respaun!"

Well, mommy, well...who is in a bottle with the inscription "Children’s негазированная вода" poured pure alcohol???!!! to

Advertising of a movie in the subway. In big letters, the slogan: "Can a babnik fall in love with a beautiful woman?"
by Ayebal! and OMG! This is fucking intrigue!
"Can the Pidora love the wretch?This is what I understand!"

Good morning! Alexey, a huge request to install the eye program in the triangle on Ivanova's computer

I was born in a shirt.
It is a pity that it is not humble.

user (14:48:07 10/03/2011)
We are all dead.
user (14:48:12 10/03/2011)
help me
by admin (14:48:18 10/03/2011)
We will all be buried.
by admin (14:48:23 10/03/2011)
Do not worry

NEVER scare a cat with a socks you will soon wear.

Demiorg: Mustard can be found everywhere if desired. Here, give me any positive news, and I will find a mushroom in it.
Ivan: You are still alive.
Demiorg: Is this life?

and fucking. My rat is in perfect shape.
The shape of the ball.
Tags: rofl fire
TT: How did it happen?
Well, his mother lets him run...through the kitchen. This infection eats everything it wants and eats. I took it in my hand and I could ride it :D
I want to be your rat.
Need, vocal guitarist must be in shape
D: I can ride the stage and sing, sometimes get to the guitar and take a couple of powerful chords.

I don't know where childhood ends, but I know where it plays.

According to studies, a third of British people suffer from paranoia. British citizens believe they are being watched or persecuted. The results were obtained by analyzing e-mail and SMS correspondence from UK residents, as well as surveillance cameras in various locations.

You are forbidding me!It cannot!
is false
by Dada? I go to the club tomorrow.
OK OK
Then we went to the aquapark with a group.
OK OK
I will go to work at night shift.! to
OK OK
Are you Ohrid? Do you cheat on me?
The Face Palm

I waited for the boss to say on the phone:
Do you promote my website? Give me hope!! to
–...
Hello to Hope.

I almost fell from the chair.)