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[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №64306
 16.05.2012
Drone
I want a day of passive rest... Olya, a couch, a series.
Olvinia
Andryusha, my wonderful sunshine, don't you think that with Olya the rest is a little more active, the couch is more violent, and the series generally go through the forest? and :)

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №64305
 16.05.2012
The Chest:
From Mimi to Be-be-be – One Step

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №64304
 16.05.2012
And the reluctance to learn to manage a smart and useful technique, multiplied by dangerous irresponsibility for themselves and others, an unfounded sense of self-worth, the inability to predict the situation ten seconds ahead and outright stupidity, does not deserve pity.

One cannot pity a man for vices, which only unjustified pride does not allow him to eradicate. He deserves a laugh.

With respect,
A solemn output.

by PS. There are no men and women on the road, in the sky, in the war. Driving the car? an equal driver. Taking a pen in your hand? The pilot. Raised the weapon? The Warrior. be ready.

Do you want to be ready? The kitchen is there.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №64303
 16.05.2012
Saika: And this morning I come out of the toilet of the Moscow-Peter train, the whole wagon of the cursants of Mosaika, and I am right away from the Rain-Major, so that in the evening only the sinusoid moved, I melt to the coupe and here it comes to me quietly that the coupe number I do not know, the ticket at all without a notion where

And the student is like this, polite: Girl, you are from the second!

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №64302
 16.05.2012
German camouflage Flecktarn, whose history dates back to the 1930s, is considered to be the most suitable for our middle belt. Of course, because it was designed for her.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №64301
 16.05.2012
xxx: I wrote a letter to colleagues and already noticed the beginning of the letter before sending it:
"Good morning to you!"=)

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №64300
 16.05.2012
Husband in the store:
- Give "Bond" light.- Seller:
- "Bond" and what...?
It is easy!
...?...? O_O
- fucking, light, well blue "Bond"!...I look like I need new lungs?


[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №64299
 16.05.2012
Probability Theory is one of the most useful objects in life. Although it seems strange. I had an undergraduate in Terwer, so he, with his craving for alcoholic beverages in any condition, could calculate any slot machine.
In an era, when there were many gambling establishments, he regularly cleaned one of the establishments. Soon all employees of such institutions were sent photos of our teaching.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №64298
 16.05.2012
From the Fire:
I really want to go to the Planetarium for the exhibition of Rudy Giger, but I am afraid to become a million-tall visitor and get Ladu-Kalin: on the site of the Planetarium they write that the prize awaits the winner right at the entrance :(

[ + 7 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №64297
 16.05.2012
Conversation by telephone:

Hi, where are you?
I’m home, I’ll go to you now.
At what metro station are you?
by Textiles
You live on the Colour Boulevard next to me.
Well, I’m just in a group now.
and OK
- Only my grandmother will meet me now near the subway, I will take the money
What is a single group?
I met him in the sauna.
clearly

[ + 63 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №64296
 16.05.2012
I had a real case - I came with my wife to visit my aunt, my wife was driving, and the courtyard at the aunt was even lighter than on the video. See - the lady approximately the same "parking". I’m telling my wife – don’t get close to her, you see, it’s going to break up now. We stopped at 15 and looked. She started slowly and then hit a car. She was nervous, started to break out and the beetle grabbed. Here she already has an amok, she confuses the pedals, and in the back with all the doors enters the car from behind. He stops at the accident, opens the door and goes to our car. I think — well, maybe I need to help, I straighten out the belt to get out, and the lady approaches my wife and begins to cry out the window:
You are all to blame!! You are! You looked at me!

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №64295
 16.05.2012
NEX: [link to photo - prayer at the beginning of the session in MIFI.jpg]
NEX: elementary particle accelerators still need to boil the dish with holy water
NEX: so that the power of God helps to accelerate
There is a reactor, if
Chaosd: I shield what needs to be boiled from the reactor of the Holy Fathers
Chaos: to accelerate

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №64294
 16.05.2012
I realized I was raising my nine-year-old son right!! to
XHH: Sitting, the American series is watching on Disney. There, on the plot, the girl dropped the note into the water and now breaks down that her video diary has disappeared.
my screams: "wrap the screw out, fool, screw!!and "

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №64293
 16.05.2012
xxx: "the participants" MMM called me a loophole

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №64292
 16.05.2012
xxx: July, can I eat sushi or rolls at the corporate today?
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY You are on a diet!
X: Well, maybe there are any dietary roles?
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY Rolls all with rice!
Can there be rolls without rice?
YYY: There are. Rolls without rice are called fish.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №64291
 16.05.2012
I’ve never seen you walk on the street in your headphones. Are you bored with long walks?
and no. My cockroaches constantly give concerts.

[ + 25 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №64290
 16.05.2012
Romeo: I did not understand. Diablo 3 does not allow me, the view does not meet the requirements.
I told you three hours ago that I was the same.
I remember... what to do?The site said that my iron is okay! It is suitable!!! to
Bit: The site said... but the devil thinks differently!!! Face control has not gone to hell.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №64289
 15.05.2012
How much did you pay for the devil?
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
YYY: Direct order for deceit.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №64288
 15.05.2012
In his youth he was:
I am going to sleep, my husband is already sleeping, as I thought. Suddenly I hear from him:
The light, the light...
RRRR on his forehead from all the doors!
For what?! to
I am not the light, I am Masha.
You are not Masha, you are a fool! Turn off the light now!

I had two girls of Light and Lena, I wake up with Lena, I turn to her and sprinkled.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №64287
 15.05.2012
XXX: Translation
Have you ever purchased Diablo 3 yet?
translation = translation
I still like to fuck and work.

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