The news:
The update, adding to Skyrim support for voice commands (Kinect for Xbox 360), is already available to users of the English version of the game, according to the official blog of Bethesda Softworks. The list of available voice commands can be viewed at the link

The comment:
Your neighbors are not yet shouting "FUS RO DA"? We will fix it!

The joke

The beginning of the sapphire bloom season in Japan is officially announced when five or more flowers appear on the control tree in some observatory. I think it is worthy of respect.

As a rule, in the games the physiology of Persians is cut.
So, just one miracle hit himself with a heels in the chest, that knows a game in which you have to regularly run shit, otherwise Perse dies from constipation...
The name does not say, it fell.

Have you ever meditated? :D
No to No)
WOW: I wanted
Sitting like this.
WOW: I fell asleep

The xxx:
Why is the internet so slow?
YYYY :
Not to mention, the movie lasted five minutes.

I saw a girl in the subway today. Such a beautiful, unusual and... read Freud...
yyy: I understand, approaching her at first did not make sense.)

I have a diploma in information protection. Making notes on the sources, every time I want to write: "The Book of Job verse fourteenth". I don’t even know where this strange desire comes from.

Do not rush to say that this is Your Man until you experience the Loss, the Victory, the Victory of Others together. and repair.

<Kerrigan> I remembered one thing here
<Kerrigan> I have never seen red shades
<Kerrigan> they are all shy
<Huyami> Kerrigan: I love you. I go drink.
<Huyami> I would actually go drunk anyway
<Huyami> but your message fills my booklet with meaning!

A young man in Toyota! Thank you for your skin, for such a touch.
The grandfather, aged eighty-five, for an unknown reason crossed the highway in the north of Moscow, and the guy turned on the emergency car, ran to him at the double consecutive, took his hand and, stopping the opposing cars, moved him to the other side. I am glad to know that there are such people in our time. You are an example for everyone!

When I went to Delhi, I found out...
The Indian Programming Style
Indian driving style

You can make a computer.
Could I be shocked?
He fell from the 8th floor when the dust was blowing out.
EFT 0_O

If Arabs write from right to left, they also have smiley in the opposite direction.
Yyy: I don’t know if the Arabs smile.

C "newspapers" website

During mass demonstrations across the country, Lenin turned into a grave

As the Mausoleum workers noted, Lenin’s “mutation” has changed its position today. Lenin temporarily found himself lying on his stomach, and then returned to his original position. “It is probably worth attributing to the so-called phenomenon of “turning into a grave,” concludes historian Igor Fadeev, a specialist in domestic history at the beginning of the century.
Many external observers have already linked Vladimir Ilyich’s reversal to modern May demonstrations. They are probably so far from Lenin’s ideals that his astral body was able to influence the remains of the physical body.

A friend writes under the impression of Barbie-Lucyanova:

Kamment can be read with popcorn)) and let's also in Hinduism what thread we hit. You will play with the muscles, and I will show the hair for 7 seconds))) We will promote veganism, raw food and onanism. There are no females. And the crowds of bodies will try to convince us of our physical rejection of women. And a lot of dwarfs that will lead us stupidly. We will purify the world from the Downs, and we will drill the people, which will bring us moral satisfaction from the created.

What would you say?

I work for a company that develops medical instruments and implants. The tool is made of material intended for implantation. Talk to the engineer: "It’s good that it’s made of such material. If during the operation something from it breaks off and remains inside the person, then at least it will fit in composition and will not rust.

I was in Dacia. I hear a neighbor cutting grass with a grass-cutting machine.
There is a dialogue between him (c) and his wife (g).
You are Miyagi!
C is AAA!
“Misha, your mother, there are flowers growing!”! to
c: Continues to do his ruthless deed and replies relentlessly to her: "They have already flourished!"

Sometimes it seems to me that all the great deeds were done by people who did not want to write a diploma.

I sit, I read lectures on physics, 2nd course: "Let’s Imagine a Six-dimensional Space..." Deals, Yapt!

K1ll is:
Microsoft, shit, I hate you!
The driver could not be installed because: You need to reinstall the drivers of this device. (Code 18) Press "Reset" to reinstall the drivers of this device.
Fucking lovers of recursions.