Koutuz Schrödinger. He has one eye and no one eye.

Echuy: In short, the day of the programmer grew into the night of the programmer, then into the morning of the programmer, and, as a consequence, into the work of the programmer.

Anastasia: Are you jealous?
Dmitry : No
Dmitry: I just don’t like that they want to fuck you, but nobody else wants me but you.

X: Listen, you are an official, advise me how to communicate with your brother if they are ignored? I can't call the administration, the visits are not responding, fuck you get, the emails are also silent, letters on paper to throw them what?
Y: means so
Y: You need to get permission first
X: Yes
y: for carrying firearms
X: I understand you

In the Diaries:
Artur Kelt: Hello to everyone! My name is Arthur Kelt. I think I will write my thoughts and observations here. Add to friends!

Meg_Clover: A mature question: what are you orientation? Not for me, but I am interested.

Artur_Kelt: Well how would you say... I am a creative person, not bound to any frameworks :)

Ninker: Pidar is shorter

I lie with my wife on the bed, not that the bed is small, but she is constantly trying to move closer to me (climb on me to sleep there). The dialogue:
I: You’re on my side again, move on!
She: After the wedding we have everything in common and your half included!

xxx: In some TV show about fighting, pursuit and all sorts of robberies there yesterday showed a video. The whole court was terrorized by the cruel and terrible in anger GUSH! First I brought my aunt home. Then the neighbor went to help her, he kicked her behind her neck, she also retreated. In the next picture came the cops, took the goose by the neck, broke the goose wings and placed the goose, blatantly, in the police car on the back seat! Then fell again and was taken to the area.

The mouse is dead, wai-fu, everything is done. A few years ago, three thousand were worth. Changed the mountain of batteries, shaken, knocked on the table, squeezed and raised a wifi chip on three compasses, the swallow doesn’t work, how much do you don’t knock on the drum! Remembering his faithful friend with blasphemy and tears, he went to smoke with sorrow. Upon returning, he went into the inets looking for a new... and what do you think? I ordered... paid... clicked OK... I believed in idiots and life after death.)

Translation of time:
All the cows there are disgusted that they will be fed for an hour sooner or later. Bigmaki then with a taste of despair (
WOW: You believe, bigmakes will be desperate for anyone.

A friend said:
In general, a teacher told students about the narrowest streets in the world:
Q: Imagine, I found a street, it’s only 46 cm, and there’s one street – it’s only 36 cm!
and adds:
P: Girls, imagine 36 cm!! to

XXX: Yesterday he was at home. Over the bed weighs a kayak, all the walls are hanged with guns for underwater hunting. And what stresses me the most, he calls me the constant ‘fish’.

The best advertising of free medicine in Kiev.
You are sick, stay at home. Simple things keep life.”

by Goblin33
hit the hip in the hip area in the evening - after half an hour the hematoma with the fist and continues to increase, what could it be? This is my first time.

Chiefyr
Gennady Petrovich Malakhov would stumble on your hip and attach a purple of cucumbers

>> On my alarm button “from... сь, I’m up!!It should be as accessible as possible, but must be present.
> and ag. Separately from the alarm clock and attached to the front door :)
On the other hand

Israel has completed work on the creation of artificial intelligence.
Comment: Fuck, why is another intelligent creature created on Earth going to be a Jew again?

1.5 proteins in 1.5 days eat 1.5 nuts.
Well guys, I’ve come to give you a brain.
For the beginning: 0.5 protein can not eat nuts. This condition cannot be ignored in any case. Even if we assume that we have the upper half of the protein, the absence of the lower half is still not compatible with life, which means that physiologically it cannot use nuts. that is. We have one protein, a roasted nuts and half a body of protein.
then 1 protein in 1.5 days eats 1.5 nuts next to the protein half-tropic.
9 proteins in 1.5 days eat 13.5 nuts.
9 proteins in 9 days eat 81 nuts.
Half of it continues to disintegrate.
and all.

Q: Tell me honestly, are you an idiot?
ууу: Listen, and if you inhale helium during sex, will it be considered to be an unforgettable orgasm?? to
XHH: I remove the previous question.
Contact xxxx removed yourself from your list.

by Arnie. If without girls to rest badly - it is normal... If without girls to rest well - then you have to think about it.

Brother, you are not married.

A huge plasma slowly and inevitably flew to the floor... In those moments all the salary flew in front of my eyes:(

xxx: squeezed the cat in a bowl of food, she approached so it smelled and somewhere dropped.I stand shorter my dishes, I hear some shock.I cut out the water, such a "chrum,chrum"..I open the closet under the dishwasher(where the food stands), I look at the catE shorter nails makes a hole in the package, picking food in the foot and chews,Sciuko!