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[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №63406
 26.04.2012
Wearing clothes is bad ?
IRA: Next time I’ll be a straw, wearing a dress. You’ll get rid of it and swallow it up.)
Climate: O yes baby

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №63405
 26.04.2012
xxx: well, and what do you want from a couple of programmers who, even when Anja was pregnant, joyfully informed friends about the successful connection of libraries to the sources and the beginning of the compilation of the program.

[ + 35 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №63404
 26.04.2012
My Australian friend told me if he was a man.
and Australia. The night. In the Orthodox temple, located in one of the quiet sleeping areas, the Easter service is held. People with candles and flowers in their hands. Clothes and solemn faces. Smoking a ladan. Everyone is listening to the bell. And here in the temple enters a sleeping undressed man in shorts. With an incomprehensible glance, he surrounds the people and says in complete silence: "People, what the fuck are you doing here? I am fucking working tomorrow".

[ + 33 - ] [11 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №63403
 26.04.2012
My sister moved to the UK, now we only communicate on the net:
I understand that this is real English, but it is very difficult to get used to. It feels like an Englishman has put oatmeal in his mouth in the morning and goes with it all day. You approach the police officer:"Can you tell me how to go to the library", and he, through his full mouth, says:"Fir-fir-bir-fir-nam".
I got a taxi driver yesterday. I tell him, and I explain where to go, I try to say as clearly as possible - zero. I hear that it has some accent, but I still don’t know what. I wrote the address on the paper – wow, I understand! And then he got under his nose in Russian: "Dirty chicken, drumming and drumming, you can't find out a hero! " So I wanted to knock him with a umbrella - I couldn't get out sooner that I didn't suffer?! But I’m learning to be a real English woman, so I didn’t even blink with my eye, and I’m mourning with a brick: “Nipanatna,” say.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №63402
 26.04.2012
XXX is
Too many people who don’t get into #blow yet don’t understand them.

YYY
So what prevented you from studying in the universe normally?

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №63401
 26.04.2012
My dear, I have one request for you.
What is a rabbit?
I found this interesting brush, can I use it for a ruby?
by Rostislav:! to
Rostislav: No of course!! to
Yellow :?
Rostislav: Aha!! to
Rostislav: This is a cleaning pencil for the lens! It costs 170 UAH!! to
Yellow : :(

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №63400
 25.04.2012
She is: Hi! I bought a new car with a machine!
He said: Congratulations to you! You need to ride her. Hold the first 2000 on the 3000 tachometer, do not brake sharply to wipe the disks, put N on the lighting. I understood?
Is it a tachometer?? to
He is fucking...

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №63399
 25.04.2012
The news burns:
On the bag with the body of the MI-6 officer found foreign DNA. Williams' body was found in a large bag, locked outside the castle, in the bathroom of his London apartment in August 2010.
Detective Jackie Sebayr said that "two particles with DNA samples of a stranger were found on the lightning bag and on the lock." She said that at the beginning of the investigation, she had the opinion that a stranger was involved in the death of the cybercriminal.

Well, understandably, and before they thought that when he got bored, he went into the bag and locked himself in the lock.)

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №63398
 25.04.2012
Yesterday Tora watched, new
XXX: The Americans ended up
I understand tolerance, all affairs
With all my respect, friends.
xxx: the gate to Azgaard is guarded by the Negro, it is already a lot of shit!
Yyy: Glad that Loki is not a Tajik player

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №63397
 25.04.2012
Last summer, I had a girlfriend with whom we went out for a walk and I often told her funny anecdotes.
xxx: and she read me poems of her own composition
YYY: Didn’t you try to curl your foreheads and scratch the alphabet?
Romance is shit.

[ + 35 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №63396
 25.04.2012
Today I am standing in the store and looking at a window in the zoo. Outside the department, it is not very clear what is sold in the department. The man comes in, the shirt is half-broken (hot). Underneath the shirt is a shrub vegetation. The man is obviously in a hurry, so he does not immediately see where he entered, but at the end of the day he issues a prepared question: “Girl, do you have scissors?” “The seller, without breaking away from any papers and looking at him: “Do you cut your nails or wool?”
The man from the department fled, and I fulfilled.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №63395
 25.04.2012
Alexandr: I am in the toilet, the stomach grabbed.
<..>
Olga: look, don’t bite the bite :)
<..>
Alexandr: I’m not from the grizzly, I have an iPad new here.)
It’s about your cock.
Alexandr: Suki swallowed rats
Fuck it, foolish
Olga: I am about the iPad))

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №63394
 25.04.2012
Listen to the woman and do the opposite.
WOW: When this phrase is spoken by a woman, there is a risk of falling into an endless cycle.

[ + 51 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №63393
 25.04.2012
5 rubles paper he remembers... Here many remember the times when in the course of 3 rubles paper were!

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №63392
 25.04.2012
From the Internet Space:

The guard
AAA
Give me an empty.txt file, I've finished my notebooks))
I will give it later.
for a minute
File Sending: Text document.txt Size: 1 byte
Sps
Ok then give it.
Do I have a lot of empty new folders?
and one
I need to shed
by Shta
File Sending: New folder.rar Size: 84 bytes
Sps
It is packed new.
Aha
I only have one with that name.
Should we do it now?

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №63391
 25.04.2012
Q: Do you have friends at all?
YYY: Of course there is.
XXX: It is bad to believe. According to the page on VKontakte.
YYY: What if I don’t have a page at all? Would you stop believing in my existence?

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №63390
 25.04.2012
Sefiro: Spring fucking...Hello allergy. The whole couple sat in tears and tears. At the exit, the prede approached and said, “No... well, I understand... Matan, diffures, but to tears...”

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №63389
 25.04.2012
Comments on the film.

xxx: trs2bj wrote(a):
I rarely write comments, but this is a very good movie.

Duration: 4 years 11 months

Messages : 1

YYY: Not very often.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №63388
 25.04.2012
The classmate was pleased. He asks:
Synonyms of the word lust
I just can't translate the word leash into English.

I did not begin to say that the synonym for the word leish - drumshit, babagit and karabaso-barabasit)

[ + 44 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №63387
 25.04.2012
From Router:
The question:
What about the movie? it should be done.
The answer:
jump and see! You have already borrowed your stupid questions! There will be Downs who will write that he did not like the movie. But it won’t clarify that he just doesn’t like such movies or is too young to understand. So is now. Would you like him and not watch the movie just for that? PS, I’ll always be surprised with such people! Can you tell me more about your boyfriend/girlfriend? "What about a girl? Is it worth fucking?" - "Well, I’m peeling, not bad!"

It is :)

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