I hope you’re not scared of my area.

The area was not scared. When I was young and beautiful, I had a girl living in this area. familiar in the area. Then she married my friend. Fifteen years later, he claimed that I had ruined his life.

According to a study by British scientists, the leader of a country with significant oil reserves is automatically a dictator.

My last girlfriend is over 😉
You are spending them wrongly.

Commenting on the news "Nurgaliev announced the victory over corruption in the Ministry of Internal Affairs":
This is the news!! The people can now walk boldly into the woods, because all the wolves in the woods have died of laughter.

Open letter to Dmitry Medvedev
Dear Dmitry Anatolyevich, I watched your comment on the recent events in Tripoli... Do you know what, and could you refrain from speaking on the Libyan topic? Well, at least until there everyone who needs to be killed and everything that needs to be expropriated. I very much ask you.

There are so many interesting topics: modernization, innovation, distalinization, re-attestation, shortened time zones, the transition to economic bulbs... Well, cast your invaluable statements, which we all look forward to.

And with Libya you have already done well: where it is necessary, you voted; where it is necessary, you abstained; whoever it is necessary, you fired. Enough is enough, right? Whatever you plan to get for it, it will no longer be added. Why don’t you stop? You love Russia, right? So, I ask you very much: Stop now, shit, deceive our country!

At 23 I was glad that I had so many men’s friends, and I was proud of my “good” character – cool, not hysterical, smart, men have something to talk about with me. At 32 I understood all the excitement of my position - a bunch of men around, and no one to mess up with. So, I’m waiting for this mess around to end and a normal human fight starts!
As a female option.

Admins are necrophils.
As a servaq will die, fly a bunch and let it go with him.

The platform. Electricity comes in. A small Gypsy from the very end looks and carries a train with his hand. A retired woman nearby cries, "Go away from the country, or you will get under the train, and we will not go anywhere." The good old lady...)

Lavins is Cinema. The middle of the session "Destination Point 5" in 3D. A tense moment, another hero dies. From the first row a young man stands up, throws popcorn into the garbage, rushes to the exit and says loudly, “I have a vision!” and goes away. From the back ranks immediately left man 5.

From childhood.
In the first class I taught proverbs. One of them spoke.
Work feeds, and laziness spoils.
So I, for a long time, could not understand what the elephant was about here.

I’ve heard that road cameras can’t register a car driving faster than 220-250 km/h.
WOW: Oh, that is, I can run up to 300 and don’t care about speed limits?
XHH: Yes, you only need to contact the controller and tell them that the take-off has gone well and you are moving into the height set.

Why do I always have tears after your messages?
I am Chipolino.

Listen, Steve Jobs is not so funny to joke about - he underwent surgery to remove a cancer tumor, was able to return to the management of the company, brought it to the first place in terms of capitalization in the world by overtaking all the oil giants, while remaining a rather modest person (unlike Billy Gates) and now when he is older. And the sick man went on a well-deserved rest, your Khachikov jokes about Angi are absolutely not appropriate... For example, buy and eliminate this angi for him as I go to the bar for a beer... Well, joke about our notorious tandem – and that is more funny (although no more meaning)

FD: I was going to ask a doctor for a long time, listen, if I sometimes imagine cutting and killing people, cutting my nails out there, cutting my ears off... and getting pleasure from it... am I a bdsmist?
You have to go to a psychiatrist, maniac!
PERS: Whom are you breaking up?
fd: Usually as a telecast I watch, news there is official, advertising, talk show... hanging fucks, I hate, I would cut.
PS: Don’t go out! You’re not a psychopath, it’s your class hatred.

Egor
Thanks to the communal services, we have another holiday-Festival of Hot Water...

Are you going to make 7D movies? Is it how?
YYY: Wearing 3D glasses and a LSD tablet under your tongue, you get 7D.

Two months ago I went to my parents on vacation. Today I wake up and the first thing I see is a travel bag next to my bed. Dad knows how to subtly hint...

10 February 2008 at 23:42

The Princess
My parents went to Murmansk (I was sent to my grandmother again).

9 November 2008 at 20:12

The Princess
I will be giving birth soon.)

Steve Jobs’s departure from Apple was no surprise. This is stated on page 46 of the iTunes license agreement.

This is a pedestrian!!by 111
YYY: What has happened?? to
XXX: Fuck, I approach my window with the thought of removing my mosquito net.
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Then I hear straight over my right ear a long whisper.
xxx:Bla, I look into the window, and there a mosquito grid in a semi-broken state hangs, practically on one of the plastic edges and on it the cat clinged to the nails splintered.
Tagged with:DDD
XXX: The Spy