xxx: pipet, I have a manager here from the Hindu side named Vyibu

Adanir: I read the newspaper here, again we are all guilty of the game)))

Rylos Delms for example.

Have you heard of Evsyukov?

Rylos Delms : No : 3

Adanir: Well, the main thing he was shooting because he was playing shooters))
So if you are a potential killer :3

Rilos Delms: And I am also a potential businessman, truck driver and Nerevarin :D

I live in a hard-to-speak town of Syktyvkar. A friend told me - they were driving 5-7 people on a rollover with a transplant in Moscow. For those who are unaware - usually no one remembers how they get to the rolls due to alcoholic intoxication))).
You are drunk, let’s go!
and??We are not drunk, we are not going.
M: Oh not drunk - then say Siktivkar!
and??A wicked wicked!

M1 - It's like you have a gold toilet at home, and around it - a beaten tiles and cockroaches run.

M2 – You just gave a fairly precise definition of the situation in Russia.

Vadim: At the same time, the initiative of Turkey’s accession to the EU is actively supported by the United States and Poland.
Vadim: I wonder, by the way, when will the United States officially join the European Union?

In a lecture on sociology, the topic "Family and marriage".
After a divorce, a man usually adapts more easily than a woman. He becomes a free member of society.
Student: In the real sense of the word.

I found a guy with dollars!
You won’t believe – this is our Alla Borisovna, yes, yes, the same!
On the television just showed - invested money in the "government" - after a few days closed, invested in the bank - the bank broke.
The last finte: joined the party to support the prochor, and he argued with everyone and went out.))))

I fell in love.
I knew so.
I drink and confess. It is better to be sober or not to believe it.
And a kiss! in the lips.
Better to drink.

Black humor from Discovery Channel:
"He worked in the morgue by a 64-year-old white man"

Yesterday I saw a family of LOSEY in the forest!!! It is great!! = = )
I see a lot of people on the street. :D

WS: I just wanted to say that the wind shift.
WS: Problems on your side
There are no windows.
Nick is fresh.
WS: not the regulation
WS: replace the window
WS: so put the window.
You are a bureaucratic shit.)

The company "NordStalPromService " in the common people is abbreviated as CSI-Pissi.
Type: Where are you working?
Where, where in the syphilis.

Unfortunately, it’s when she sends you a smiley – and you get up.

There are two small people outside the window. One gave one another from the head to the head, looked, and then offended so gave, - Why don't you roar::? It is!)))

Plans for the weekend?
YYY: I am going
Shashiki and girls?and ;)
Lope and Grandmothers

Many people jumped with a parachute. Everyone says that the feeling of freedom is...
I almost got upset...

The coolest jerk was one lady who was jealous of me for the mannequins, I said on their breasts and other spotted-spottedness I watch.)

You know why the Xbox 360 console is called that? Because when you see it, you turn 360 degrees and leave.
Yyy: You made my day, thank you. by DDDDDDDD

Experience is what fills a wallet that once had money.

Good thing, Skype, I find friends I haven’t seen in a long time.
Here was someone Misha, once he was the soul of the company, but married early, the children went, and he fell out of our circle. And suddenly found, and among other things told such a story.

Everything went well with me, my wife got just on envy, three children only in joy, the business developed at such a rate that it was possible to live with it, and the attention to myself was not attracted either from the tax side or from the brothers. In short, happiness and straw are full.
At first I didn’t believe it, then I used to it and thought it would always be so. In the twentieth year, there was a crack in life. It started with the eldest son.

My parents raised me strictly, and as an adult, I was punished on the sides of the member not to swallow, but to choose a good girl to love, to marry and build a family. I did it and never regretted it. He taught his children this. Only the times have changed, or the other girls have gone, but the son of such a girl can not find to look him in the eyes, and not below the belt, that is, in the wallet or in the cowards. And money is, and education is received, and the appearance of God has not hurt, and all some dirt hangs on him. And there is a guy, and we worry about him, in a word, it became unpleasant in the house.

Next is worse. She got sick, was placed in the hospital, where she died a week later. We cried, we cried away. The test remains alone, it does not work out. And the wife's parents were just golden people, never made a difference between their own and her parents. We take the testament to ourselves, there is a good place. The wife is happy, the children are happy, he is calmer. Everything would be fine, but!

The mother-in-law had a dog, or a black terrier, or a rizen, or just a black wooled wreck. They took him up on the mountain. Everyone bites, bites children, bites me, bites me, walk him out together, as if on the roof. He called out the filmologists, gave money without account so that they could be taught how to deal with him, without any reason. They say it is easier to sleep. There, the aunt decided that when the dog dies, then it is time for him. left for another time. Children walk in the summer in jeans, with long sleeves: bites hide from me, pity grandfather. By autumn, the cranes have come, he has swallowed, bites his skin, voices. It turns out that it needs to be trimmed. They have visited all the salons, none of these evil ones are taken anywhere. Finally, knowledgeable people stumbled upon one master who would take. Called and set time: 7 a.m.
I bring. I pulled. Kobe rattled like an angry man. A young girl of small size. So and so, I say, any money, even under anesthesia (and I think that if he died under this anesthesia, there is no more strength).
She takes a guide from my hand, tells me to come exactly without ten, and calmly leads him away.

I come as commanded. I see this girl cutting a wool between the fingers of a gorgeous dog. He is standing on the table, standing upright, proudly, not moving, like a lieutenant at a parade, with a rubber orange ball in his mouth. I just looked. It was only when he shrugged my eye that I realized that this was my cowboy. And this puppy says to me:
Glad you came, I’ll show you how to clean it.
Teeth and cut nails.
I couldn’t stand the teeth! I told her the whole story as it is. She thought and said:
You, he says, have to get into his position. You know that he
The owner is dead, but he is not. In his understanding, you stole him from the house.
Absence of the hostess and forced detention. Especially the grandfather too.
is upset. When he can’t escape, he tries to do everything.
To throw him out of the house. Talk to him, explain to him,
and calm.
I loaded the cowboy into the car, headed straight to the old cage house. Opened, there is empty, it smells uninhabited. I told him everything, I showed him. The dog listened. I didn’t believe it, but I didn’t bite. He took him to the cemetery and showed him the grave. The neighbors came here and visited them. They opened the bubble, remembered, offered the dog, talked again. Suddenly he understood! He struck his mouth and swallowed it, then lay near the monument and lay for a long time, pushing his mouth under his legs.
I did not hurry him. When he got up, we went to the car.
The dogs did not recognize it, but knew it, so they did not immediately believe it. He told me how the haircut annoyed me and what came out of it. The son did not have time to listen, takes a jacket, keys to the car, asks for a strigalichin's address.
Why you, I ask you.
Dad, I will marry her.
I was touched, I say. You have not even seen her. Maybe she is not for you.
The pair.
“Daddy, if she’s caught up in the position of the dog, I’m not.
will understand?
In short, three months later they got married. Three grandchildren are growing up.
And the dog? A loyal, calm, obedient, incredibly intelligent elderly dog helps them nurse. They brush their teeth at night.