Recently there was a story about a boy who stole soldiers in a kindergarten, for which he was educated correctly. But when education does not help, destiny intervenes.

I had a classmate who loved stealing from first class. Everything, always and everybody. What is beautiful and pleasant, it steals. But he turned everything so beautifully that it was impossible to catch him "on the hot".
So when he was beaten, he was not beaten hard, and he continued.

In high school, he no longer stole from his classmates (see the beat helped), but stole elsewhere. And with laughter and joy he told us about his successes. For some reason, he special popularity with bulbs, he twisted them everywhere (once even in the police department twisted when he was dragged there for something).

Eventually he stopped in the elevator. In the elevators, he twisted the bulbs, pulled out the buttons, ripped off the corners by which the side panels are attached, as well as these side panels themselves. The question “why?” He replied, “I don’t know, it’s funny.”

I have not seen him for a long time. I only heard sometimes that he liked elevators as he did before, and then forgot about him.

But almost 10 years after we graduated from school, we met by chance.
I asked him, of interest, where he worked.
in the elevator.
Oh yeah? And who?
The repair...
A. What are you doing?
I fix the elevators. You can’t imagine how many pirates you have.
The lights that lifts break, buttons burn.

At the Dacia. The husband cries to his wife:
“Dear, I dug up the potatoes, strengthened the fence, pulled the water! What else
Should I do?
My wife thoughtfully:
Viagra has a different purpose.

Men also have weak spots.
As soon as you find a weak spot in a man, break it until it becomes strong.

According to the ancient belief, cats created the Internet to enjoy their excitement.

I look at the contact of the cargo carrier Intime :)
Director: Trojan Alexander Sergeevich
Financial Director: Kasper Anatoly Vaclavovich

I even buy chips with the taste of gentle salmon, hoping that at least salmon will be gentle with me:(

I met in chat with a friend. She sent me a photo. Very beautiful, I stumbled on the photo. The link below is "sleep". I read it three times for loyalty. It was "transmitted". and :(

Vitaly Petrov about the accident in Italy:
I felt a blow from behind – strangely, very light, as if someone had hit me with a wing and turned it out. I remember switching on the first transmission and wondering why the car doesn’t go. Looking in the mirror, there are no rear wheels. Everything became clear...

One of the anonymous entries on a site that unites many blogs.
Annon: Two single girls miss in their five-room apartment, guys, brotherly, give Skype, let's talk about a good :)
SlowPock: > in his five-room apartment
Let you shrink.

Recently I realized that there are 2 different approaches to order:
This is when all the dust is wiped out.
This is when dust helps put everything in its place.

HH: What is Ktolhu Fhthagn?
Well, it’s roughly the same as Hayl Hitler. Not for Hitler, but for Kthulhu. Not Hail, but Fhtang.

I bought a shower gel yesterday.
with pepper extract - energy to bleat))
Well started the senna after work, myzzo... prayed... nikhua does not chew - well, I think on the fence too dohuya what they write)
... but it was worth it to get me on the chocolate eye, as I captured all the energy of the cosmos and realized that the nihua inscription did not piss)))

Ass on fire, blaaaaaaaaaaaa

A creature that fasts from the face of two people at once, like you fuck!!! to

Sergey: Fuck, I forgot which way to turn the nails? On the clock or against it?
[13:33:07] The thumbnail: the nails to twist??????? And you say something about women.

Given how many socks I lost, I had to release an entire army of domestic elves!

Physics in the universe.
The lecture audience. and silence. Prepod made a drawing on kinematics on the board and wants to explain it. He gets a long hint, and suddenly, in the middle of silence, one of the students half whispered: "This is the same butterfly!!!". Prepod did not get confused, sent a hint to the same student and yelled: “Awad Kedavir!”and "

Patriarch Filaret blessed Yanukovych for gas war with Russia

He struck him before the raid!! to

In my youth, when I turned on the TV, I had to wait for the vacuum lamps to heat up.

These dark years have gone forever into the past. Now you have to wait for Linux to launch on the TV.

I hate Sasha now.
WOW :D
Would you like?
Dakh wanted to watch porn, he advised said in your case it was better than a light movie.............
Well now I sit crying because of the horse.
Better to watch porn.
Oh yeah yeah
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I listened to shit.
XHHH: now soppy on my face.
WOW: Well, from porn too would not be dry.
WOW: Although I do not argue, it would be more pleasant to smash.

PBnicos 12 September 2011 8:16 #
And if you still read the forums, the dinosaurs are alive, UFOs have long been among us, and the earth is flat...

Mixailsş 12 September 2011 9:24 #
You are reading some very old lines.

OsGreenCat 12 September 2011 10:24 #
The original rock forums.