The boss specifically hired a terrible secretary. Whatever it is, neither work nor her...

Life is fun, shit. At the age of 14, he told everyone that he wasn't a virgin - everyone laughed and didn't believe. Now I say the opposite, that the virgin, and anyway, joke, laugh and don’t believe it.

Try to tell this to different people.

In the Chelyabinsk region launched a case on a student who stole a tram and slammed passengers

I am not surprised.)

XXX: Be Healthy
Yyy: I coughed, not sneezed
So it hurts, shit.

because of the groves of the Sakura, because of the Mount Fuji,
He showed a man a tool for rubbing bamboo.
Not everyone knew what the object was attached to. ​ ​

XXX is
What will you do?
YYY
Paper work
XXX is
Do you paint?
XXX is
Or the origami?

I split up with a girl, so the cat knows how it was! Sadly walked the pepper, even lost a little! Even talking to him started, said, also missed, yes..There were already thoughts that in vain broke up, until it came to what it was about - just now during the cooking nobody plunges the dishes on the floor. Tested by Vuelta! Happy pet, his mother

I work in a computer shop. The buyer comes:
XXX is Hi. Are you interested in something?
YYY: Tell me, do you have Russified cartridges for the printer?
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx! to
Yyy: Just I was sold a cartridge in a neighboring store, and he printed hieroglyphs instead of Russian letters.

I go to work in the morning. His hand or his foot?) is speaking
I wore the wrong foot!
I said, I was still in the army.
I go to work and feel discomfort, like socks ticking.
Do I think I am so inspired?

At work until lunch the park was, I wept that the rabbit,
In the afternoon I came to drink coffee. I remembered the socks.
And I am not inspired, I am not pressing, I am not pressing.

Here in the office enters the boss with papers for signature, looks strangely at my legs:

Are you comfortable wearing such shoes?

and blue.

In the morning, the girl will be me that I would take her to work because it’s cold to stand at the stop.
Me and the girl.
I: Blyin, you can’t wake up in that shit, and I want to wake up from oral sex.

D: Oh, I will sit on your head now.

I woke up from hysteria.

You know, I was very bored last night.
Well, everybody has a
No, I was so bored yesterday that I shaved Yates.
See also :DD
xxx with a knife.

Where have you been all Saturday?
You won’t believe what happened. Your Pepper
In the ear entered a cockroach (and I thought they were dead), was frightened, the alcohol accumulated.
To get rid of it, I had to go to the hospital!
The poor insect tried to get home and you drank him.
You are fucking! ]:->

There will also be a party in my street.
YYY AHA The Gay Parade.

xxx: Heating off, I sit in wool socks, rubbing in the space marine.
XHH: General in the Oret game - "Here the Orcs captured our battery!"
The woman behind - "...and got hot".

I love Sberbank. I go to Sberbank to take the money. I have to list the work payment for 100,000. As always a lot of people. I go to the window and give a book. The cashier checks affirmatively kicks his head and writes me on a paper the balance of 101,000 and says write on a paper how much you want to withdraw I write: 100,000 and I ask I can immediately such an amount. She thinks and cries through the whole box Nin you will have 100 thousand)) The banking secret is shit.

In order to apply for a mortgage, you only need two documents.
I suspect that these documents are permission to murder and evidence of the capture of the world.

Are virgins and virgins complex personalities?
YYY : No. Those who had no sex.

A sample of thin and sophisticated trolling: the boy-metrosexual, all so stylish and lean, from the company gave a huge toolbox for his birthday. When he took it out of the hands of the general, he even bleed a little (:

News on mail:
"Pay for parking will have to SMS messages", comment
Do you want to cross the double straight right now? Send the word "I had all" to number 2628

A gentleman is a man who calls a cat a cat, even if he has stumbled upon it.
WOW: Yes, he says "The cat is fucking!"