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[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №51284
 05.08.2011
Is this their daughter?
No, this is not their son.
A high class guy.
O_O

[ + 61 - ] [8 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №51283
 05.08.2011
The 29-year-old man became the youngest grandfather. The child was born at 15 and now his daughter gave birth (at 14 years old).

Comment to Article:
This man will survive until the great-grandfather!

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №51282
 05.08.2011
xxx> My wife just told me I rju.
yyy> m?)
xxx> It turns out now men's baby dolls are sold
yyy> and they also. There is. Member of
xxx> ooh
yyy> mla, freedists
xxx> A friend's daughter decided that it was unnecessary and cut off with knives
yyy> go on! Don’t let this girl go to sleeping men!! to

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №51281
 05.08.2011
Remember, x/f "Deer Hunter" was translated as "Dear Gunter" (sic!)

[ + 71 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №51280
 05.08.2011
I sit, I do not touch anyone, I eat a sausage.I suddenly hear a scream, I turn around.My cat sits on me.Without decreasing the speed, he catches the sausage from the fork and with victorious sounds sits into his house.O_o

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №51279
 05.08.2011
xxx: **here is a story about the difficult night of getting and buying tickets to Crimea 5 days before departure**

YYY: Luckily
You are in your repertoire.
XXX: I represent you
You meet an old friend you haven’t seen for 30 years.
xxx: he tells you that after the universe the parents died, the apartment was taken by the authorities, he set up for the factory and worked there for 16 hours a day without weekends, then he began to work as a courier, then advanced to the deputy head of the logistics of a small firm, left the factory, but continued to swallow 20 hours a day, then opened his company engaged in transportation, 11 years he raised it with all his strength, raised loans
Now the company is stable and brings revenue of $10 million a year.
xxx: your comment: good luck

[ + 75 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №51278
 05.08.2011
If you have a birthday on August 2, don't scream about this passing by the crowd of landers: my whole life passed before my eyes as I traveled to the fountain on the back of one of them.

[ + 83 - ] Comment quote №51277
 05.08.2011
I saw a new Mercer today. And he had turns!
Lying is not good, do you remember that?
XXX is natural. He turned to the left before going through the double straight!

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №51276
 05.08.2011
The Rambler News
CA Technologies experts have a malicious program recording phone conversations of smartphone owners on the Android platform.

One of the comments:
The virus is called, “What did he say? and she? And he is? So what? Oh you! “And he?”

[ + 49 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №51275
 05.08.2011
Dear future President!

" Dear Member of the Committee!

"Given the popularity of BOR, there is almost a 100% probability that someone
The present is the future president.
of Russia.
So here.
Walk out of the BOR, szuco, and march to study, work, or what else you do there. Because of your
today’s lazy years through 20-30-40 country
It can be overwhelmed."

I fear the country will get angry before I get my job. I share your outrage, but I have to remind you that both my predecessors and I are at best half a matter. All destruction begins in the heads, in the people, and if there are lazy people and saboteurs around, I can do little. Do not be inert, and do not expect that suddenly a good wizard will fly and do everything right at once. A country’s prosperity is the daily hard work of millions, not the stroke of a magic rod.

With respect,
your future president."

I will vote for you three times, we need you, man!

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №51274
 05.08.2011
KMC (13:27:29 4/08/2011)
Listen to

KMC (13:27:36 4/08/2011)
If you write this way, will you get tired quickly?

KMC (13:27:45 4/08/2011)
Or is it faster?

Narian (13:27:54 4/08/2011)
I ignore you, man.

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №51273
 05.08.2011
Q: I met a man! He liked that I was a teacher.
A: It is not surprising. The teacher is one of my favourite sex fantasies ;-)
Q: What are you? ;)) And I was thinking. Because he likes Pushkin.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №51272
 05.08.2011
I woke up and told you my ass was hurt. I have a twitter for that, fucking.

[ + 57 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №51271
 04.08.2011
That is a shit!! From Yandex:
The court ruled that Yanukovych is not obliged to fulfill his election promises.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №51270
 04.08.2011
Periodically for my female needs I carry from my husband not only a shave (when my blades end), but also aftershave. Despite the purely masculine smell, the action of these lotions is usually soft, delicate. Here and now, throwing out her empty tube, she used to take a man... And then ten minutes ran around the apartment, trying to at least somehow reduce the super-refreshing effect of the lotion, as it turned out, with menthol, giving a "wake up charge of freshness"... Never! Never use menthol lotion for intimate hygiene!

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №51269
 04.08.2011
from chat in Skype 2 employees of the company with an Italian employee (with the Italian we will work for a long time poet the Italians will use the Russian word "pizzetz"):
Damn... Damn... Damn...
Italian: What does it mean?
It’s something bad like fuck, but not so bad as fuck is. =) is

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №51268
 04.08.2011
And why did not the good and pious uncles in the form of VDV, shown 2 numbers on all channels, which stated that in the fountains the beetle jumps and fights, go and fill this beetle? Which of them are overwhelmed?

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №51267
 04.08.2011
XXX: I am at work. At the tea table we share two pieces of cake. From the corner there are cravings, cries and screams "and why do you have such a large spoon?"

[ + 79 - ] Comment quote №51266
 04.08.2011
Come to me at night :-(
MMM: Why is it? and :)
XXX: Let’s Hunt My Beast
yyy: what is that?))
XXX: in the shell. Flying home. On the third day I can’t find him :( I can’t sleep, FUCK!!!!! to

[ + 95 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №51265
 04.08.2011
I love the land, there can be hidden people.

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