I watched Zadarov on Twitter:
The budget flies, the slogans fly.
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All of it, I escaped.
So I knew it!!! to

xxx:News - Libyan rebels accuse the UN of not giving them money for war
Nearly not burning.

by VKontakte:
xxx: Who else belongs to the generation whose fields in the notebook were drawn by hand? and :)
yyy: I have drawn))
YYYYYYYYY: I am sorry

The Prehistory:
A month ago we arranged with our best friend for the same job, for the same position, and here we were left for evening duty in the office (the organization works until 23:00), the office is empty, there are no calls, there is nothing to do at all, and we have a dispute with the Correspondent who is stronger Reptile or Scorpio.
A week after the duty we were called to the meeting of the executive staff, extremely surprised by the events, I hear the hellish rust of all possible directors and their mouths, their tears even flow, I myself almost cried out of shame when I saw on the screen, a film taken on the camera of video recording, as we and a friend mount hands and feet imitating the idols of childhood... just saw how the harpoon in the throat started. I don’t know where to go from shame. :)

xxx: Next "Virus under Mac OS X", which you need to download, enter a password, disable the firewall [link to news]
YYY: It is quite standard. Should I compile it?

I received three SMS messages from an unknown number.

1) Dare to me, Dare to me

2) I am a fool.

Sorry, but this was not meant for you.

Ree: By the way, do you know what Stalingrad is named for?
In honor of Stalin, right?
Ree: Almost
Mmm... more in detail?
Ree: Just one day a large town of a strange shape fell on the city - in the form of a head with a moustache and a tube. Concerned residents decided that it was a sign and named in honor of this city: Stalin-Grad
Ree: I can tell more about the history of the name of a city
The New Uranium)
Previously, only Jews lived in the city. Accordingly, the city council was formed. And then in 1907 they watched a Liverpool match, which was played by Harold Uren. They were so impressed by his game that they decided to name the city in his honor. Since he was a non-Jew, he was called Uren-Goy.
Why added a new one?Uruguaia is another city.
Ree: Who will find out about these Jews? They did not agree in the interpretation of the Torah and left to found a new city. The name left

The teacher explains the essence of the concept of "horse power":
So, if you can move 75 kg for 1 meter in 1 second, you can come to your parents and say, “Mom, Dad, I’m a horse.”

- If you believe that the higher education received does not affect family life - your right, I will not convince you.
My wife has two higher, and I have none. I work, and she is not.
Which of you two is smart?

XXX is
Are you sober?

YYYY
two

XXX is
I understand)

Just in the process of discussing the problem of data transmission on the network has been formulated an idea!
Why a varied idiot is unable to understand the normal Russian language without inserts "b.. nas.. " and so on:
The speed of processing of incoming data by the brain is low, and so insert inserts make the necessary delay so that there is no overflow of the buffer at the entrance. This is the "traffic shaker". Just like with the #nop processor.

Fuck, I’m just a girl. But I rent the house in half with a friend, because in comparison with him, any girl is an unclean, homeless lazy.

You will cook for me, or you will live alone.
Don’t forget coffee in bed with croissant.
Gal: to pull out...

by Google VIO

Question: How to offer a girl to date if I am 13 and she is 16?
Answer: Put her in the back of the neck, drag her into the wardrobe, and when she hesitates, say “It was all wonderful.” Girls are very attached to their first boyfriends.

From Habr:

XXX: I moved from php to ruby and rail since a year ago - stopped working.

YYY:... the back pain disappeared, the hair became soft and silky, the wife and taste for life returned...

What a girl calls, and with a hysterical voice "Where are you?and "
I’m in a stupor, I want to ask the kind of person she wanted to call at all? But it turned out to be a foolish phrase "Who am I?". The girl was silent about it. 😉
I ask, say who she is calling at all, she grit Andrew, I kind of "You probably didn’t get there"...Well, I put the word "probably"?)))as if I could be Andrew, or he’s sitting somewhere near here at noon at night:)))

How did you go to the pool?
2nd PDC...
1: What is it?
2: decided to buy new swimsuits, went after the universe bought, went to the pool.
2: came, changed clothes, washed up, roasted...
1 and?
I look, everybody is screaming at me, and when I look at them, the coach looks at me and scratches, I am completely confused, the coach is still silent and scratches.
1 What is the joke?
On the new sweaters was written I LOVE MENS, I LOVE BOYS.
I am a fucker 😉
1 and now?
He threw off his swimsuits so that his girlfriend didn’t burn.

I don’t like your name, I won’t take it.)
YYY: If you will be, I will not offer it to you.

News on 1st:
In Russia arrived a holy place - the Belt of the Virgin. Since the 10th century it has been kept in a male monastery, to which women are prohibited from entering. He left the monastery for the first time. It is believed that worship of the sanctuary helps to get pregnant and carry a child safely.
How did they know about it?