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[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №63266
 23.04.2012
I: how to explain to the non-Russian man what is intuition????? to
English: say "hear me"

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №63265
 23.04.2012
Those who are often nervous, fine motorics of the hands will calm well. For example, the figurative cutting of the internal organs of some mudila.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №63264
 23.04.2012
Makute: In 1-2 years, people with correct spelling and punctuation will be on the cover of the red book.
Makute: Equal to people who lead a healthy lifestyle, and who have not even started to spoil it.
Makute: And in 10 years there will be people who have not been on the internet.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №63263
 23.04.2012
I have more T-shirts than I have in the store.

yyy: and of course "nothing to wear")))

xxx yes

Give them to the homeless.

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

yyy: they will freeze and die (((

I will help solve the problem of the homeless.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №63262
 23.04.2012
~Sinthy~ (21:25:26 22/04/2012)
I have all my summer shoes.
dadada33 (21:25:34 22/04/2012)
I pulled the stitches.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №63261
 23.04.2012
After watching the video with the hologram 2pac'a

The stars of the Russian stage will now not only sing under the canvas, but also jump on the stage without leaving the jacuzzi.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №63260
 23.04.2012
XXX: vhvnbbutyughvhgxtfuh Hi, how can I change the login on the site or is it impossible?
You have a beautiful logon. Why change him?
Vhvnbbutyughvhgxtfuh This login was written by a drunk.... It would be good to replace it anyway.


[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №63259
 23.04.2012
When did weakness begin to be considered a subtle mental organization?! to

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №63258
 23.04.2012
In which area do you have the most knowledge?
In the Moscow.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №63257
 23.04.2012
XXX: She broke my heart. I’m now like a bleeding wound—until you touch it, it’s okay, but with the slightest touch, there’s a terrible pain.
YYY: You look like a bunch of shit. He lay quiet until no one touched him. The throne smells.

[ + 26 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №63256
 23.04.2012
When I was a child, on the New Year’s Eve morning, I was dressed in a cloth in such a tall, bright hat.
Did the rope hang down?

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №63255
 23.04.2012
I walked along the street from the parking lot. The time was around 12, and I always carry the injury on the belt with me, the area is not quiet. Then two policemen approach me, one older than the other younger. The young starts a dialogue.
Hi Sir, this is like this.
I: Hey hello to you.
M: Please provide documents for carrying and storing firearms.
I am in a stupor: I don’t have such ones with me. And then, apparently, the young man understands that he has roasted some hernia, begins to red under the old man's whim, apologizes and leaves. The poor earned.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №63254
 23.04.2012
<ghzt> shells of paddle at ally borissovna consulted as better cabbage cut
<ghzt> she told them about such a golden bottom as "the farewell tour" :)

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №63253
 23.04.2012
Do you know when it is time to eat? When the word "humiliate" is read as "dinner".

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №63252
 23.04.2012
She loves cleanliness so much that she starts cleaning up even in the car in the supermarket :)

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №63251
 22.04.2012
and on Twitter:

@1: In the Twitter vote on tourist reporting, Vietnam won. So let’s go there!!! to

@2: In Vietnam, an outbreak of an unknown disease, fly to Cuba, there sink, cheap rum and cigars. I checked myself. The fucking cubans.

@1: about cubicles, cigars and rum completely agree. I am with my wife :)

@2: then, of course, in Vietnam: to snakes, scorpions and unknown disease)))))

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №63250
 22.04.2012
How can you want to sleep all the time? You are not doing anything, right? :D
YYY: Look into these tired monitors eyes...

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №63249
 22.04.2012
...
We didn’t say anything to her, and nobody made a comment to the chicken. Probably everyone, like me, lacks illusions – we don’t believe that the beast can be re-educated.

And it is used successfully.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №63248
 22.04.2012
There is a feeling that flashmobs originated in Indian movies.
c) amayna

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №63247
 22.04.2012
[2:27:02] STiLOOZ: servers steam, fucking, too busy
[2:27:15] STiLOOZ: TO INSTALL THE GAME FROM DISC!!!! to

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