There are millions of prostitutes in the world.
Leo: Never interested, but decided to try.
Lion: And only I, for the first time, could get a girl named Christina Schicklgruber!

Stasy: Lech, I received my passport data, bank data (BIC and others) and account number, a copy of the employment, pension number and INN on the e-mail.
Stasy: Yes, you still need your fax, paint it. I’ll put it in the contract immediately so that it can be printed, not mailed.
Dema: Listen, a video where I kick my head and say "Yes, I want to take a loan in your bank" you don’t need it?

KDE 4.7 for Windows

XXX: Before that I thought I had seen a lot. But I have not seen such perversions yet.
Yyy: Anal sex is also perverse. But that doesn’t mean he’s bad.
Zzzz: It depends on which side to look at. But your anal sex comparison with KDE I like.

What are the benefits of golden hands if they grow out of the ass?
YYY: They can be peeled off and sold. They can be shown in the circus, they can be toured, they can scratch their heels (if biological is gold ==), they can... strangle Japanese dwarves-kamikaze, attacking suddenly and from the back!

Questions from Google

How to tell parents about pregnancy (I am 13 years old!)

YYY: A logical conclusion flowing smoothly from your previous question:
"My boyfriend is afraid to buy condoms, what to do?"
Probably both contraceptives were embarrassed to buy.

Talk to a colleague (XXH, girl) going to buy the first car:
XXX is:
I don't want an eye, just opinions divided - I am asking people who know... if you need to buy a good one, buy a good one, buy a good one, buy a good one, buy a good one.
YYY :
by Zra. If you buy a dozen not from acquaintances, but from Tajiks on the market - you will get invaluable experience of overhauling the machine: steering, braking and hydraulic systems, electronics. You will change the GRM belt with your eyes closed and you will be able to stop the car without using the brake pedal (which fell down and scratches on the asphalt), and in addition you will know exactly how all four cylinders work (because they all work differently) and why the former owner glued the valve hole of the input collector with a gum.
and ZZZ:
And at the same time you will learn to distinguish between the sounds "tuk-tuktuk-grhhh-tuk" (normal engine operation) and "tuk-tuk-tukgrhz-tuk".
UUU is:
And you will know firmly that if you heard a loud "Buddha!" and then under the passenger seat ringed the bells, and the engine roars like a jigourda - it has collapsed.

I just saw the nightmare of any car driver:
A small parking place in front of the store, there are cars in two rows of 10 pieces, between them runs a boy of nine years old, on the shoulder of a shovel, which is wearing a manual saw and he with this design tries to scare the cat, which is carried from him between cars...

by F.T.D

The manager – manager:
You have to write so that even a fool can understand. What did you write here? I do not understand.

I hope everyone has brains on their shoulders.

Driver (c) and two passengers (p1, p2):
P1: on the right side
...
P1: Right on the mouth!! to
Fuck, there are two rights.
P2: The left right is straight, bleat!

Continue to?
I continue ?
** by
I believe
The honesty of the President.
In the inefficiency of posts.
In the care of the bank’s clients,
I believe in caterpillars, in households!
I believe in our medicine.

I believe in my medicine.
at zero per cent per year.
In the first place and in Kalina.
I have not forgotten the households.

What is the name of a vegetarian who eats fish?
I am a traitor ?

Two of my best friends were born on the same day, and every year when they come together, I see a congratulatory recursion.

I have a cold, I lie under layers of blankets, but I want to eat! I chose to cook in the kitchen to treat it. And then my sweetheart sneezes in the pot, responding to my angry gaze: “Well, you’ve put so much garlic and pepper there, that if anyone survives, we’ll take a hammer and get it!”

Reference to the book:
I just want to say thank you! In a year my life has changed 360 degrees. It’s all that I’ve sought for decades! At 38 I started to live a full life.

The real paper is very
The relative concept.
I recently tried to read.
Analogue and confrontation
What I cannot increase.
The letter :(
This is problem.

To increase the font of the analog paper, it is necessary to use the utility "lupa".

It was a matter of oil, in the shelter... and we in the section only babies live, here the light gathered to roast the eggs, and there are no eggs, to go out to the corridor and like a bowl without a back-thinking "GIRL WITH EASES, RESPONSE!!and "
:DDD

In Russia there are two types of oil, and you know these types well;)

Q: What type of coffee do you prefer?

I prefer men’s coffee.

On the Yandex market review about the vacuum cleaner (disadvantages):
Purchased through an online store.When they opened the box from there, a huge cockroach came out.