from ZH:

Yesterday we walked with the child on the venue, next to us a cobaco was set up, a bit of hunting... The husband bends the index finger and stretches me, like "do it the same", and compresses our bended fingers in "the lock"...and he looks at the dog...The dog looked at him and changed his mind. A happy husband says: “Since childhood he has been working.
I: Oh, what are you cute about and what kind of shit was it?! to

And this spell was so that the dog didn't crack))))))) they did so in childhood with duzzles...and after all, he was almost 30.
I laughed so much that the little girl ran to see my mother’s stroke.

Casper (11:43:09 16/08/2011)
I realized today that the best wake-up is to eat watermelon before going to bed.)

Lesson (11:43:24 16/08/2011)
Yes, hydraulics is power.

A friend swam over the lake back to swim there was no strength and he decided to walk the way went through the residential masses he goes in general to meet go very sympathetic girls he strenuously before them became and the guy gives out
Girls don’t tell me where there is another casino and that’s not the case.

We discuss how to name printers so as not to be attached to the name of the department, room number and model of the printer. In a joke, they decided to name the printers: caterpillar, cat, chamomile, etc. We started discussing how repair applications will be received from us:
The cat packs the paper.
The cat has a problem with the lump.
The rocker broke the oven.

I have wonderful parents.
I sit at the computer.
- Stop tossing VKontakte, it would be better to open the textbook, prepare for re-delivery!!! to
I opened the textbook, I am already sitting all green, I write proposals for translation all day (I am preparing for French).
Mom comes in and looks at me for a moment and says:
Just don’t pretend you’re learning!Go my dishes, in the kitchen mess!

I am upset, ch.

by NAN

If you put the US debt worth $1 in one line, it will be as follows (taking into account the dollar length of 156 mm):
About 55,000 times around the equator
More than 5,000 distances to the moon
Three times seven (!) To the sun and back.
I tried virtually putting them on each other and got ~ 4 columns to the moon. So my mortgage (reassured myself) with the distance to the ATM is like it compared to this.

Answer by Miley.

Question: It smells a member, white plaque. My constant – still smells... a rage in an hour

The best answer: if you want a member to eventually fall off, ask for advice here, and follow them thoroughly! In no case go to the doctor. This one will fall, the other will grow.
Source: The Doctor

About the animals:

Blackman> by the way! Today at the entrance some girl walked a turtle on a leash - to see in case it suddenly breaks into bushes :-D

People, you won’t believe, chickens can quickly run and hide in the bushes, in the grass, and you won’t find them afterwards!

Darya: I still can’t access your site. I have an IQ block.

Girls, with very rare exceptions, are divided into two subtypes: stupid ordinary and extraordinary stupid.

Which female inna do you like the most?

The sun!

But why?? to

You will not be wrong.

I am in the line to get all kinds of honey. The man climbs to the box office: "A for a gun without a line?", a cloudy voice from the crowd: "With a gun without a line..."

by crazy$h

XXX: The stormy night has come out?
YYY: Wow, very...
What did I dream of?
xxx in the night.
WOW: And what next?
XXX: And then you told me not to tell you!

I sit and look at the telephone.
My mother, my son, I washed up.
I’m on the machine, you’re Mom.
He doesn’t think about it – wow, I’m the most important person in the family!
I thought...

l_e_x_a: The well-known IT analyst Matt Honan urges journalists to stop using the word "sexy" in reviews of new devices – or to clearly describe exactly how they fuck with these gadgets.

Churches are burning)))) I cried when I read it)
Workers who did not lay, but painted on concrete pavement tiles near the Mayakovskaya metro station in Moscow, will be fired. About this, as RIA "Novosti" reports, said the deputy general director of the company "Mosoblsportstroy", which is engaged in the laying of tiles, Dmitry Abrakhmanov.

Smile: What are you doing?
The meat is frozen in the system.
SmeTanečka: O_O by Nafiga?
monster: +32 in the room... cooling does not work, the computer is breathing
Monsters must work out.
Monster: Pulled a piece of meat from the freezer under the fridge
Half an hour, normal flight.
The monster: Harrach!
At the same time, the fire...

XHH: First-time students, do you have any creative suggestions about your dedication?
What is vodka banned?

I bought a cat's necklace, and she's a kind of attractive fig filled.
Now she licked the nail, and the nails ticked like before, on the couch, bleat.

Mary-Jane (00:28:16 16/08/2011)
How can a girl other than a "child" be called more disgraceful?
1nk0gn1t0- (00:29:47 16/08/2011)
Fuck, Fuck, Fuck the cow.
Mary-Jane (00:30:02 16/08/2011)
I understand why you don’t have a girlfriend.