2(che)n: If they still bring idiots with a light bulb in their mouths, why do you think there should be fewer idiots with a shit in their ass?
By the way, the transition to energy-saving lamps will solve at least one problem - there will be fewer idiots with a bulb in their mouths.
DDD: But there will be more idiots with a light bulb in their ass.

A second-class boy asks his father:
Who are the Albinoes?
Dad (a little bit of a bit):
- Well... you know... there are such genetic changes at the level of chromosomes...

Would you like to tell us how we invoked ghosts?
Shortly in the night, they took a candy, put it on the mirror, lighted a candle, painted some circles... shortly, some. Well, according to the plan, after the candle was suffocated, if the ghost came, he had to bite the candle, after which the candle was lit again to see the results.
Again, the summer, the village, friends, including 2 girls and 3 boys (including me). The abandoned house. They dismantled everything, lighted a candle, read spells, swallowed the candle. While it was dark, I took and bit the candy and put it back. As soon as the friend knocked on the lighthouse, they all crashed sharply and broke to the exit. As they ran away, it seemed to me that something was popping up there, and it was as if some birds were popping up on the roof. It was a long run, probably five minutes. Then they stopped, everyone’s eyes were angry, everyone’s somewhat flattered. It turned out that they were the first grandmothers who saw the bitten candy. The boys were frightened by the cries and broke up. I was scared of all that crap myself. I didn’t tell anyone about this candy. 😉

X: Have you ever heard it? I said to him today, "Straight, take stereotypes," he was so seriously: "No-no, I like Hegel's synthesis somehow more, even if it is mediated by the unity and the struggle of the opposites, than the meaningless and merciless annihilation by the medicines of the interaction of proton and positron, permeated by the failure of existentialism.

Friend, the question is: how did you remember it all?

LOL: Mother pulled you out
Bogus: The Shirt
The girl says that too.
When the screen is wiped

I know how to stop eating after 6! You turn out a lamp in the kitchen, and in the dark you do not go to the kitchen.
You didn’t consider the power of light in the refrigerator.

The saddest thing about the weekend is when it still rains and the condoms are gone.

Do I have sexual problems?( by
Zee to Ali?

Heavy Rain Forum.
Ladies and gentlemen, what are the ends of the game? My son died, my father was shot in jail, and the murderer fled.
You better not to have a family.

The Army. The Sergeant Contractor (C) speaks to the Emergency Team (A).
...
Q: When did you dig, the bricks were there?! to
A: They were...
C is red?! to
A: The red...
Q: What kind of shit did you dig?! to

The supercar Vector Avtech WX8
XXX: What a beautiful place! I would give my left hand for that.
YYY: I have photos of the engines it will (or will not) be equipped with... Monster.
Damn Grish... Imagine it. I say "Look what a beautiful girl!And you say: "Evaluate what its fun intestines have!" =((

Storm in the elevator. At the opening of the advertisement newspaper on the turn the face of a smiling woman and the slogan: " Make Menopause a Feast!and "

Someone from the Trojan K. sent us a resume to the position of Sisadmin.

From the discussion of travel to ski resorts with children:

Children are evil.
Those who do evil are wicked.
Those who do evil repeatedly are repeated criminals.! to

from the forum.

What you want – Apple is the only company whose curvature of the mobile axis clearly coincides with the average curvature of the average user’s hands.

People are divided into two categories: those who know how to overcome difficulties and those who know how to create them.

I saw a fun documentary film in Serengeti Park. The Panther tried to drag onto a tree the antelope she hit, weighing three times the weight. When it failed, she ate as much as she could, apparently to ease her wear, and still pulled her. Half an hour later, the chalk room was painted. The entire filming team was convinced that a trindet came to the prey - the suck was located too low, the antelope was still hanging from it. Panther was also upset and began to drag on the suck higher. But when the chacals ran under the tree, she carefully assessed their position and quietly lay down, leaving the carcass in the same place. Maybe I thought, but it was written on her face that she was smiling. The next few hours were a hit-parade of jumping up the whole chacal band. The record holders repeatedly brushed their teeth right under the puddle and fell back under the disappointed general scull. And the panther received in addition to the lunch a great sports spectacle...

Inside the wedding ring:
“This dwarf was caught and encircled 15.01.06.”

You are the Duke of the World!! to
Did not understand?
and PeaceDuke.

We all live in rock and roll.
Yyy: in some more worms