Do not listen to your inner voice.
He has never been out there.

Everyone knows, the most comfortable closet is a chair.

The Girl Talk:
Is it hipster?
It is a half-pedor.
How do you distinguish them?? to

Eating as a killing. But it all happened
and.

#corn varieties "girls and girls"

>> Women are not at all shrinking. They have no such need at all.

Who is arguing? It remains to be explained for whom such a range of falsifiers is produced.

Fire is running, I call on the application, say, there is traffic, it worked for you or not. The guy says, say, what traffic, I have and the router turned off, since the evening access disappeared, I left the application, so I did not include (and the application for the upper TV). I gru: "You have cosmonauts 46/4?", he grit: "No", I say: "And though Lipetsk", he grit: "No, Smolensk". The KC for one digit was sealed in the phone, but the fucker, got into the man, who also left his provider an application!

I noticed that in iOS 11 on the iPhone you can still completely turn off Wi-Fi without opening the settings. I just have to ask Siri about it.
He told this to his wife and then the following dialogue took place:
Wife: Turn off the internet.
Siri: I don’t know how to do it.
I: I have to ask polently.
Wife: Siri, please turn off this fucking Wi-Fi.
Siri: Okay, Wi-Fi settings are turned off.

In the summer of this year, my girlfriend struck a cell phone in the cafe. Naturally, only turned to the side, looking - there is no phone. In principle, the cell phone was old, and she was only worried about one thing - with this device she went for more than five years, and there were preserved various important data - photos, contacts, various notes, well, and so on. The girl got a little hot, and bought an iPhone, which she is now walking with.

And just recently she needed to check something on her old mail, which was placed on that stolen cell phone. She went to the Gmail account - and cried out - he, as it turned out, continued to live his life all this time. The thief, who struck the phone, did not even delete the data on it, and continued to use the girl's account. It had his photo diary, a list of contacts, a lot of videos, etc. The girl who discovered all this was angry.

This is an amazing thing – human psychology. That mobile phone was hardly worth more than 3-4 thousand rubles taking into account his age, troublesome battery, etc., besides the girl is not greedy entirely... But the very fact that some scammer is using her thing, just made her angry. Her revenge was terrible.

It turned out that the thief - a guy twenty-five years old, a Moldavian named Yuri, worked in one of the Moscow shopping malls, carried out some finishing work, etc. At home in Chisinau (judging by GPS tags) he had a wife with a child, as well as a mistress. He also had fun in Moscow, and with all kinds of terrible grandmothers, judging by the photos. The girl chose the most sincere of these pictures, and began to send them to all the contacts in the list... In addition, the young man often photographed various documents - all sorts of estimates, shop checks, airline tickets, and so on. This was also sent to everyone on the contact list.

The effect was incredible. The next day, the guy started calling everyone who was on the girl's contact list (he wasn't stinging him, but just added his phones), asking - who could belong to the black galaxy s2? Finally, someone pointed to the girl. The Moldavian literally cried in the tube - it turned out that he was literally fired from work one night - the chief learned about some of his machinations, there were huge problems with his wife, he was attacked by some of his friend, with whose girl he was there something troubled. The most funny thing is that now he demanded compensation, something there in the amount of 500 thousand rubles :)

Of course, except for laughter, this proposal could not cause anything. The girl offered him to return to Russia, surrender to the police, get a sentence for theft of the phone, and after that to file a lawsuit against her in the court :) He cried in Moldovan and threw the telephone. This is karma, yes.

Service on the weekend. In a large office, only three people (rather than 40 as usual) work in a relaxed mode. Usually in such days no one objects to silent music. And here one employee (a girl aged 23-24) turned on something, another employee (a man aged about 30) liked it, quietly grumbled, danced with limbs, said - said, what a song, funny... So we accidentally found out that the man never heard Justin Bieber, whom he hated fiercely, and generally thought that he performed rap.

I woke up with my wife and wanted to have sex. And the cat next to meat, asking to eat. Wife - cat: "Wait, Semi, in a minute I will feed":(

to this:

At work, an employee passes by and talks to himself.
Employee, me :"What a nightmare, he talks to himself!"
The nightmare is not that he talks to himself, but that he disputes with himself.

Maybe the split of the personality, or maybe it is more convenient for him to weigh the pros and cons. Some by this method the paper is scratched and printed. Text is better perceived, some sound is better absorbed. There are no normal, there are no examined.

Discuss the list of signs that allow you to identify that your child is a drug addict
If you lived without problems for 10 years and suddenly noticed that you have a child who is studying in high schools - be sure to consult a drug doctor!
bbzhukov > And what, doctor? With hope, will it disappear?
elf_from_lorien > Remove his apartment and it will disappear.

In our University Laboratory:

You are finally bored! How many times you talk, the oven warms up, not heats up. It is warm!! Which village did you come from? Remember, it warms, not heats up.
“Well, everyone, Igor Pavlovich, calm down, don’t get hot.
Thief, go out...

*Discuss the phone cover with AliExpress named "Avatar Kedavir Harry Potter Suga of the Eagle"*
In my opinion, the whole set sounds like Voldemort’s last words in Godric’s Scatter.

Now I understood why I had such success with girls while I was conditionally young and conditionally beautiful. First of all, I observed sexual hygiene, condoms there and all the things.
I thought it was not to hurt myself. And, it turns out, it looks like protected care and responsibility.
Wild people, even if such a simple thing...

Angelofnet> I am even afraid to imagine the power a country would have achieved if it had not been stolen so much.

Life is like a box of chocolate. We have it, but in Switzerland, they say, good.

You know, Serena
Our Turkish friends, together with our enemies, the Syrian Liberation Army, supported and supplied by our enemies, the Americans, will fight together with our enemy ISIS.
At the same time, our friend Assad stated that he would shoot down all the aircraft of our friend Erdogan, which our friend Turkey carried to Afrin, from where it previously expelled us, the missile installations that our enemies Americans supplied to them to shoot down our missiles from the S400 installations, on the territory where they are fighting with our friends Kurds, who are also supported by the US regime we hate and with whom we have signed oil fields and who are also hated by our friend Assad.
Russia, a friend of Turkey, will demand at the UN that its friend Turkey cease fighting against our friend of the Kurds, who are the enemies of our friend Assad and the enemies of our friend Erdogan.
This statement will be supported by the representative of our friend Assad.
Do you understand, Sergey?

The courier called me tonight. I opened the door.) Then the dialogue - (g - wife), (k - courier)

Good night, you have the delivery!

Great, but I did not order anything.

Q: Your neighbors ordered it.

Great, but is it all paid?

Q: No, you will have to pay.

Good evening to the student.)

I closed the door.)

This is the first such a tricky courier in my memory.)

Fantasy with fantasies.

Well, the board is anonymous, but the fantasy still needs to be moderated :) They read from 2 years old, handcuffs. They go to school from 5 years old. Nothing that this can be done, only by passing through a bunch of commissions... however, that this is me - crazy ovulations, shaking letters - developers over the baby, seven verses is not a circle.

She learned to read at the age of about three, in any orientation of the text (on the side, “up” with her legs), poems of the type “What is good and what is bad” and “Fedorino горе” with large fragments of one and a half – the father was so entertained. He wanted to send me to school at the age of five, but they didn’t accept it – as if it was physically hard. I think, in fact, for another reason - if you want and have a proper understanding, you can also teach a rabbit to smoke, but he will not become a underdog. What is confirmed by the fact that I never became Sophia Kovalevskaya or Marie Curie, and I have a average life (which, however, I am satisfied with). So I think all this phallometry is meaningless.