XHH: Fuck, business business, network marketing-hunting) calls me the lady with whom I worked together in the office, a clever, though anecdotal blonde. And he says – I’m building a business, I have a networking company here, bla bla bla, passive income, raise money, etc., let’s meet, and you’ll also call and grab people. And I say that I am a lazy ass, I don’t want to, I sit at home and quietly sew my clothes. The plates? She talks with enthusiasm... and here, I have a new client)
WOW: It is perfect. Do you really want to go marketing?

I didn’t understand the meaning of fresh holywares – about the dredge from which my wife left. What did he actually want? To make a woman who is bad with him put on a cross and humbly drown in the mud? Here he regrets in vain the absence of goodwillers, with such an approach to life to the girl, probably, even before marriage with him a bunch of these goodwillers shouted "run away from such a fool, run away - while young, you can't normally meet."
In order for these indifferent to someone else’s personal life on your side to act, you need to be a “solid Ippolit” – the bride herself is aware that the flamboyant is inadequate and that will leave her alone with the passing person under the slogan “Kiso was offended”, but the others see only respectfulness and imaginary reliability. On the side of such a husband, all the moms and girlfriends who are trying to escape no one supports. A little gamer" they thicken, even when the wife is OK with him, let’s talk about a problem situation.

The Old Guard

XXX: Going on a horse
YYY: Making the move of the Gypsies
xxx: * makes a move by dumbels*
WOW: *does move with rollers*
XHH: * makes the course of fifth class on the excursion*
WOW: *does the course of the director of the school*
XHHH: * does the move Masyanya* (Director? You go to the fuck, director!

Peter is different from Siberia.

Snow in Siberia.
Drivers: Okay, I’m in winter tires.
Walkers: Okay, I am in the valleys.
Road service: Okay, let’s get rid of this shit.

Snow in Peter.
Drivers of AAAAAA.
The pedestrian: AAAAAAAA
Road services: AAAAAAAA

by totoev_1989
And what if Elon Musk is actually an alien who has arrived to us from another galaxy, crashing his spacecraft at landing, and desperately trying to push the progress there, in order to quickly land home?

The Pink Dildo:
Then the first thing he would do would be to send a signal to his galaxy.
Although with land tariffs, it is actually cheaper to build a spacecraft...

by Pangolin:
Maybe he sent a signal. But he received a message "Sir. This is the case. This planet is infected with naked spots, we cannot approach it according to galactic laws. Let us land on a neighboring uninhabited planet, and you can get there somehow on the road"

In the eyes of the abandoned, marriage is a disguised adoption. Such a selfish aunt promised a little boy to take on the pen, did not manage and gave up, ah-ya-ya...
There is a stronger suspicion that she left, that she counted on mutual support and care with an adult man, and received an adopted boy.

The better a cat is fed, the worse it eats.

Here is the real story.
Once upon a time, near us, in the middle of a residential house, there was a restaurant. A small and cozy restaurant with live classical music. The violin, the piano, all the work. Of course, the public is appropriate.
The local brother's restaurant was not popular, but sometimes a gold brigade landed in the restaurant. Just to eat or rest after a good deal, it doesn’t matter.
Classical music started to upset her quickly. Then they called the meter, and demanded "to put a normal monsoon, or let these monsoon normal weaken." The meter, looking in the eyes of his brother, explained that he could not do this because he had the indication of the roof.
“Where is your roof?” I asked my brother.
He closed his eyes and pointed his finger to the ceiling.
“So call it!” told him.
“The Seymour!” - bending in worship answered the meter, and moved away toward his office.
If the brother could follow his further actions, he would be very surprised. In the office, he took a long rod and knocked on the ceiling several times.
Five minutes later, the longest in ten minutes, the SOBR fighters went into the restaurant hall and laid the resting melomans face down. Without any special consequences. The stems will be removed, the drug, and after a short preventive conversation will be removed. But the desire to continue to insist on changing the repertoire of the brother after that is greatly disappearing.

The secret of all these decorations was as follows.
When the restaurant just opened, the owner had a conflict with the tenant who occupied the apartment right above the restaurant. The resident did not like the noise, but he was especially irritated by the musical repertoire. He could not tolerate pop and chanson, but he was very respectful of classical music. The resident was not a simple history, and although he was retired for a long time, but among his former colleagues he great authority and popularity. With the owner of the restaurant, they agreed that the repertoire of the restaurant would consist exclusively of classical works, and in case of any excesses, he undertook to take all responsibility.
He has never broken his obligations.

Communion with a fox.

When the nurse, having carried out a complicated procedure, turned away from the box of delicious candy offered in thanksgiving, he surprisedly shrugged his eyebrows.
When the gardener of the restaurant, Savoy, pleasantly dressed in a expensive coat, pretended that he did not notice the stretched strawberry, and turned away, he struck his lips in astonishment.
And only when a legless disabled man, having removed the submitted five-dollar bill, jumped and, whispering, "Holy, holy!" hid in the church custody, Sechin finally understood what is today in Russia the bad fame of an honest man.

Straga: A courier was taken to work, the management asked to buy his ticket for the subway and pay for it accordingly in the accounting office. In the accounting office to pay for the ticket refused, as there is no order on the courier about the travel nature of the work. This is all you need to know about the company I work for.

>>> But what prevented her from leaving BEFORE marriage, BEFORE far-reaching plans for life together were built, right? What prevented her from rejecting the proposal, if it was enough for six months — not two or three years, not even a year — to so much reject the marriage?

So how do we know what happened to you after your marriage, which you did not see before? The ideal marriage is at the time when you have been a family for many years, and the stamp in the passport is placed purely for the box. And not when he changes everything and translates the relationship to a new level because the stamp in the passport can’t change anything in the relationship.

>>> The same "yes" is not just a slander of the upper lip on the lower lip, it is a conscious expression of will. If you say it, then follow it. Is it not?

No is. Registration of marriage in any document does not impose on the spouses the obligation to be together until the end of the days. And the very word “yes” only indicates that a person has agreed at a given moment, and this does not mean that he can not change his mind now (or that he is not allowed to change his mind at all).

Well, do you really want your wife to be with you just because of a sense of duty?

Falkowskij: Today, switching channels, stuck. At some of the federal discussed the strength of gays. A picture of two Santa Claus, one white, the other black. The leader asks: "How to raise boys today? Where to hide them from this force?" And some woman from the guests shouts: "In the Suvorovsky school!" That is, to form a teenage heterosexual orientation to give him to a closed educational institution, where his puberty will take place exclusively in a male environment.

A year or a little more ago, some borrowed the claim that the girls from the dating site after dating in real leave "and they don’t care that the guy can be the last chance to lose his virginity", now some borrowed crying "the woman left and she doesn’t care that the boy has psychological trauma and depression".
Do you think it was the same one? And then suspiciously the same world in which the babies are such a social and humanitarian service)))

At 20, of course, there is no money, and at 30 there is no strength and health.

Oh yeah yes. I gave birth at 23. He had no money and had a bad husband. The second and third were born in 31 and 33. Well, a little harder in pregnancy. Less of energy. But without nerves - buy diapers, or shoes? And the husband is already tested, with experience and understanding. This greatly changes the matter.
And yes, my close friend is a firstborn at 35. A child of one and a half years, flight is normal.
People are different

There is nothing so reassuring as the smile of a neurologist.

Nothing pleases the eye as a highly qualified ophthalmologist.
After contacting an otolaryngologist, it is easier to breathe.
I want to live again thanks to the resuscitator.

here here :

> neither fireworks nor a simple compass to take with you can guess.

I can only see through the clouds, which side of the sun? Well, just to not confuse the sides of the light and maintain the direction to the nearest track or railway, with which, in fact, and stuck?
Are you going to collect mushrooms or wash gold in Alaska, and walk and float?

Here are such hopeful mommy travellers, lost in the house, and then somehow stumbled into the deaf forest, and not the opposite, every time they are looking for it. In fact, it would be better to actually take fireworks with a compass, rather than stupidity with an emergency.

It doesn’t matter which leg you stand on. Most importantly, not the cat.

It sinked. Toughened Torch
broke in the courtyard.
The Alcatraz Alcatraz
In the neighboring corner.

About the "cold calls" My girlfriend found a way out. When she calls, she always answers – so I already have it. Thus e. the provider calls – she says that is connected to it, if from the bank – she says that the card of that bank already exists. They are immediately behind :)

Witcher: The Wild Cunt is finished!
Hopefully Hunt, anyway?
3: The first option should be much more spectacular