You know, I don’t have a musical instrument, nor the habit of wearing a backpack or carrying anything else in the transport, except my body and maybe a pair of bags of food. But when I see/hear your fucking take the place of another person!", I understand: not about people the author thinks, not about people. The comfort of his ass and the reluctance to understand what he lives among people, above all.

The case was long enough. I was repairing my phones at the time. I had a school friend. It is not so that the water does not melt directly, but we communicated well enough... until a certain moment...

He calls me in this dialogue:

and greetings! My phone broke here. The display stopped showing. Would you help?

No problem – no problem! 90 percent that the shelf is overwhelmed. Buy on the way, it costs 100pcs and we will replace!



He comes, brings the phone and the shelf.

after resting, I understood that the matter was not in the slide, but in a single chip (for those who know the emi filter). Well, I think there is more work, but no problem, we replace it with switches.

He spent an hour patching under a microscope, gathered, checked and called him, saying, take it all right!

A friend comes, pleased, shrugged his hand, said he would go and left.

After a day call:

“You, Gandon, I checked, you didn’t change the shelf! What fucking thing did you tell me to buy it? Do you want to fuck me, shit? by Kiddala! ...

I didn’t even know what to answer. After a while, he blocked my number, removed from friends on social networks and I couldn’t see him again. Except a couple of times by car.



That’s how I made a favor, I “throw” and lost a friend :)

I photographed an apartment. Connect the Internet, set up the router. We decided not to password wifi, the open network is available to everyone, the name of the point - the number of square meters. After a few days, a ringing on the door and a dialogue:

Do you have wifi open?

Yes, I am with us.

Are you officers? We checked and turned off the internet. The child is getting in touch. Enter the password! We are tired!

Jovan: Rockamark, are you relatives?
rockamark: jovan, brothers, separated in childhood
Helengar: rockamark, only you in your childhood read Yesenin's poems, and he had an envelope from an air refresher?

Zzzz: Yes guys. Those who write secular news, asked not to put naked aunts. Google is complaining about this.
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX The same Google that Yakubovich died every day?
ZZZ : Oh yeah
xxx: That Google that "husband stood 24 hours"? Is this Google against aunt?
ZZZ is yes. They are afraid of competitors.

That’s what you’ve gotten to the salt?
Salt, pizza, okroshka and many others - dishes of the kind "we open the refrigerator and make from what is".

As for fast food:
If I’m in a strange city (especially by car), then I’ll find McDak and eat for 300-409 re, but I’m not going to play Russian roulette with my stomach in search of a 150 table. Just don’t equate McDougall and KFC to hamburgers and similar local crafts ;)

>I wanted the girl LOVE to feel, and let her play the puzzles: it was crazy -> forgive => felt LOVE. And until she is unforgiven, she will forgive nothing, so she will walk her whole life unforgiven, and, therefore, unloved!

Chuawaaaak, now you just explained everything that was still unclear to me in this life.

XXX: And the Americans undermined the Negro protests. In the case of the Negro.
Yyy: It was not a protest, but a mass vandalism.
YYY: They didn’t even have any demands.
Do you stop shooting us?
zzz: These are obviously unfulfillable requirements.

What is the name of the male sheep? :)
Mary.Jay is a goat

...why in the stories of the Unknown Dr. Pilulkin always treated everyone, even the healthy?
Why is?
He was a paid doctor.

They seemed to have no money, there was a kind of commune, they did not live on the moon.
This is more a question of "necessary conditions". You dream of helping people, treating people, the necessary condition - someone must get sick. And while everyone is healthy, the doctor is sitting, such, and sad that no one needs him. I want to feel needed!
The same can be said of many "spiritual values". by Napr. "If he loves, he will forgive" I wanted the girl to feel LOVE herself, and let her play the puzzles: it was crazy -> forgive => felt LOVE herself. And until she is unforgiven, she will forgive nothing, so she will walk her whole life unforgiven, and, therefore, unloved! Here is...
A friend is recognized in trouble, also the frames are caught, sitting shit you want to join your need for friendship to show.
Dreams of Knights.
And, at the same time, no one’s brain doesn’t turn on even for a minute. It all happens at the subconscious level.

Happiness is

<<< My husband goes to bed, I am already lying down, thinking: even if he had no sex, because it is cold and I will fall. Lenny leads his hand on the roof, and I am in pyjamas. He says, “Well, fucking, you’re in your pants all the time... and you’re going to sleep. The pyjamas! The best method of contraception! >>>>

What a high relationship! What a slide! Romantic in full growth!
If anyone was still in doubt whether to get married, now the answer is obvious!
The rest are jealous.

Why do I need to do sports?
A boy to be strong to protect a girl.
Little is sitting and bubbling: Katya walks karate, Elia at ken-do, Ulya at tequondo, and Polina?
Polina is going to shoot.
Which of them will I protect? Swimming very fast.
It seems funny, but a friend's son is going on some paperwork...

The new life life hack:

1st If there are no options, then the purchased bank of condensate in the pocket of the puppy can become an ohuen castet;
2nd Hopkins may not have been so painful, but...
Three ... from the nickname "Sweet" they have not been able to get rid of)))

Smokers have a lobby here :) Nothing else can logically explain the presence on the humorous resource of this UG

The amount of money that smokers bring into the budget allows them to smoke EVERYWHERE, except oil bases.

By the way, someone wrote that from a package of excise duty 20 p. Two packs a day for a month comes out of 1200. Colossal money. Let us continue? I pay so much tax on alcohol to the state that I can blame anywhere. I pay food VAT so much that I can pay anywhere. I pay so much transportation tax that I can’t stop before the pedestrian crossing. I pay so much taxes that I can’t obey the laws. Find out more ☺

With Geektimes:
Melchermax
I so tried to scare the mother of my children: being at work, I printed a text from a cell phone about the capture of the world by robots... I thought she would read and believe, because she did not know about the network capabilities of the printer. And she was phlegmatically like this in the evening: there the printer printed a fig, I couldn’t throw it out, look. insulting

Expenditures on research in the Russian budget decreased by 19 billion rubles.
Russia’s budget expenditures for the World Cup have increased by 19 billion rubles.

Forest_Gump: I’ve always been surprised that homeopathic drugs are sold in pharmacies. When a person comes to the pharmacy, he expects that the drugs are sold effective, not charlatanic crafts made of incomprehensible substances with untested effectiveness. I would like to believe that they will be thrown out of the pharmacies finally.

Demosfen: Adopt the law as for cigarettes - at least 50% of the area of the front of the package must occupy the text "Homeopathy". So that you do not have to look at the box office what you have been prescribed or advised by the provider.
Let them sell as much as they get in.

Allcreater: And also — terrible pictures from the series "this is what happens to people who drank homeopathy"? and :)

Instead of medicines.

If the husband left everything to his wife after the divorce, he is a gentleman, and if after the divorce he still helps, then you divorced the saint.

As a child, I think, all mommy strictly punished strangers not to open the door. I am 7 years old, alone at home. When I knock on the door, I run to look in the eye and see an unknown uncle. The bearded uncle with a drunk voice demanded to open the door to him with the words: “That’s me, Tanjuha!” Yes, my name is Tanya, but I didn’t open the door. A drunk uncle was sitting under the door until evening, until his mother came back from work.
It turned out that it was my brother who returned from the army, and we have 13 years difference with him. He still reminds me of it, and my mother said I did the right thing.

Chaos and mess all over the world. Everything is great in Russia! All are happy! Hi to. The program is broadcast on the channel "Russia 24".