- Okay, if cats treat, then why is one on my chest all the time and the other on the battery?
Well how. One treats your mental injuries and inner pain, and the other - utilities and public health services.

Do I think the deputies can go? And the slogan came up with "I promise to promise the most of all".

In all St. Petersburg schools will install metal detectors after the attacks in Perm and Buryatia.

So I don’t really understand who is preventing the bomb from blowing down in the crowd that inevitably forms in front of all these metal detectors?

I explain to my husband what cosplay is:
And almost every character makes a female cosplay with a minimum of clothes.
Why Why? Confused by the faithful.
Well how? Have you ever wanted to fuck your favorite character?
The Byzantine archery?! to

Don’t joke about modest food. When I was studying in honey (there is no part-time and busy from morning to morning, if you are studying) then for breakfast I had a crust of bread with a bowl of meat baby purple, for lunch a crust of bread, for dinner two cooked potatoes. Cats have three mintains a week. I wanted to eat all the time. And when we counted on the physiology of nutrition diets and similar lobes, I was producing fewer calories than the concentration camp. It is not funny. and low. Years have passed, everything is fine, I earn a decent income. And if I don't eat, my hands will shake, don't give god, whoever will sharpen my cookie - I will be hysterical.

Mag: The Original Star Wars Trilogy is a movie about how Han Solo several times prudently rushes away from the Skywalker, but something (seemingly, Force!) It inevitably brings him back. Then, in the fifth episode, seeing how Han is dumb and can not independently make the right decision in time to escape, he nobly and in vain decide to help in this case Bob Fett and Jabba Hutt. With the financial support of Darth Vader, of course, who the entire fifth episode pursued not Leia or Luke, as we thought, namely Solo, in order to save the young man in time. A rescue operation was carried out at Bespin. They gave reliable shelter in a carbonite barrel in the mafia castle, under the 24-hour guard of Sarlak and Rankoor. But even there this butterfly family got him.
Magician is a killer. Potential child killer. Damn the son. A woman flying in space (good that Han did not survive and did not see it, or he would have dragged on the superlight in the 77th).
A big smuggler is a big family. He was caught for 17 knockouts - caught for the rest of his life.

Note that when disconnecting mobile data on the phone, geolocation is enabled. Kanesh most likely touches my finger, but I think of Google’s internal monologue: "taaaak... You came out of the injection... Where are you, shit?and "

Classics of Agriculture

I suggest a start-up: you need to start making cigarettes in which the filter contains a small capsule with a grain of any useful plant or tree. He threw the straw - raised a tree!

“No wonder, Christopher Bonifatievich, just the agility of the hands,” Fuchs replies. “I have a handful of oats left in my pocket, and with oats it’s not like pasta – cigarettes and those will go up.

There was one ordinary man in our company, who suddenly began to crack money.

He always lived poorly, his mother never worked, and his father was a military officer. One day his father was promoted and he became the chief of the military unit. I don't know what he was doing there, but the money flowed through the river. Within six months on the new position he bought the whole family by car and his son a separate apartment in the center. He worked as a father for a year and a half and was forcibly promoted to assistant general or something like that. The salary was raised by a penny and a half, but the opportunity to steal was taken away. He lived a year on an ordinary, miserable salary and retired from such service.

I set up an ATS office here. They promised gold mountains, according to the fact of naeb.li. I wrote them a call to the casino volcano, an international number. Hopefully the two races will find each other. Advice for Love.

The situation of recruitment. They are looking for a professional, urgent vacancy. The candidate (K) calls the recruiter (C).

Q: Hello to you! I responded to the website of xhh vacancy yyy.
Q: Good morning! It is wonderful!
K: Yes, and I got an invitation for an interview tomorrow.
Q: Okay, we are looking forward to you!
K: You know, I can’t come.
No problem, let’s postpone it. What day and time are you comfortable with?
Q: You know, I don’t want to go to the interview at all. My wife forced me to respond to your vacancy.
H: Oh... Oh... very sorry, yes. Well, I wish you all the good!
Q: Wait for me. If my wife is going to call you, tell me that I was at the interview and you refused. Please please.

A British woman was allowed to play her husband after her death.
Sick with cancer, before she died, she made a promise that she would water flowers in the bathroom every day. A pensioner for a few years fulfilled the request of a spouse who had died prematurely, since his daughter did not find that the flowers were artificial. Ego’s daughter tweeted: “We felt like my mom was talking about the cvepxy and was having fun. He had a good sense of humor.”

Outside the door, I hear a husband in the neighboring room removing the baby’s suitcase:
Taak, pull out your legs. Ra-A is Now the other leg. Two a-a.
Now pull out your hands. Ra-A is Two a-a. Three-and-and...

Okay to you!
– is
Money does not ruin people, it really ruins their absence.
– is
People are not ruined by money or their absence. Simply, both manifest in people those qualities that are not visible in other situations. If from someone when changing the material position suddenly begins to fountains shit, it means that it was in him in considerable quantities before this, and it did not arise from anywhere.

The hostess of the senior group, who often shouts with the children, addresses the developed girl, raised in the theatrical environment: "Go here, little, I dress you..." The dressed child goes to the door, turns and says: "Thank you from all my heart, in your life I will not forget this".

This happened when the younger son went to the kindergarten. On one of the spring days, I brought him to the garden, his group was walking on the site. He handed his son to the teacher and only wanted to leave as the question followed:

Can you bring us sand?

I am even a little overwhelmed.

What a sand, I’m not a driver.

Here is a bunch. We brought a sand truck, poured it out on the territory, and now we need to bring it to the sandbox of our group. And here we have a car and a boot.

No question, I will bring it. He threw the sand into the car and drove it out. After the second car, the teacher of the neighboring group approached me: "Please bring us sand in the sandbox." Okay we do.

After the first car, a boy came to me with the question: Uncle, drive me in the car. I am not sorry, use it. After that, all the children wanted to ride in the car. On one side I carried the sand, on the other the children. Two people were sitting in a car, two were hanging on their pen. To accelerate the process, the children began to help load and unload the sand. With this help, I carried the sand across all the sandstocks. The main problem for me was to drive everyone, no matter what left out.

The next day this orava met me with a question:

Are you going to drive sand today?

No is!

And with hope in the voice: and tomorrow?

From Habr. Comments on Home Heating:

If you use a sodium-potassium alloy as a heat carrier, and keep a temperature of 200-300 degrees C, you will be able to cook / roast potatoes on batteries. Again, the batteries with this heating will be very large 8))";

WOW: "And cats are single-use."

The Dressed:

In Russia, Tchaikovsky was considered a too European composer until he needed Soviet propaganda as "Our All". And the brilliant “Peak Lady” was written, for example, in Italy in general (which he loved so much that he had an Italian capriccio and a “Memory of Florence”).

Why didn’t Romeo and Juliet stop?
“I have never met anyone who is more in love with Mother Rus in general and her great Russian parts in particular. I grew up in the dark, from my early childhood I was permeated by the inexplicable beauty of Russian folk music... I love the Russian element in all its manifestations, I am Russian in the fullest sense of the word. I love the Russian person, the Russian language, the Russian mindset, the Russian beauty of faces, the Russian customs... I love to travel in the form of vacation abroad – it is the greatest pleasure. You can only live in Russia.”
Peter Ilyich Tchaikovsky

Happy are those who are able to thank for what they have! Unfortunate are those who are eternally angry at the lack of what is desired.

I bought a house. Older neighbors (husband and wife) brought instructions for accommodation. Children do not run (noise), do not build (noise), do not heat the car (gases), do not roast the straw (scars, smoke), ground the antenna with a screened cable (from lightning) and many more items. For non-compliance with points - enmity. I said I would sell the house to the Gypsies. They are not greeting now.