of 1944. Aviation school in Petropavlovsk. From the memories of Uncle Petty:

Or here is another little story. We had a fun and shy senior instructor Varaksin. He had nothing to do by passing by the waitress to shuffle her by the back, and all this he did so that he was not offended, but tried to repay him with some ulcerative joke. And here to this Varaksin was placed once in the cabin of a comparatively young Ukrainian nurse. She wanted to fly and the commander respected her request. (During the flight we had a sanitary car with a nursing nurse at the start.) Varaksin was punished to make one round and land. It seemed like it was all going, they took off, made a circle. Furthermore, Varaksin removed the gas and went to land, but suddenly before landing sharply gave the gas and went to the second round. It repeated once, and two, and three. The airliner, as stated, was
He was nervous and nervous about the start, not knowing what to do, and in the meantime the plane has already gone to the seventh round. And finally, in the seventh round, we see, Varaksin removed the gas, pulled off the belts, pushed out the belt from the cabin and shake the nurse with a shaker with what the light stands on and threatens to strike her if she even touches the control pen with her finger. Eventually, they sat down, the frightened pale nurse, the evil Varaksin, and the equally evil flight manager stumbled towards them.
At first, the conversation went on high tones, and then suddenly everyone broke out with a whistle, and so that shrinking grabbed their stomachs. Everything was explained simply. The aircraft is training with double control, and when landing, the control pen is quite tight between the legs. The nurse decided that
Varaksin is upset and with the words "No, I'm already old" pushes the pen away, and in these cases there is only one way to avoid an accident when landing: give gas and go to the second circle. At the end, she even became very angry, and only the threat of execution with the help of a matyuhalnik helped her understand that it was not a joke.

Today in Russia, the average citizen has much more chances to win the lottery a million dollars, buy real estate in the country.
Europe, to move there for a permanent residence, to give children an education in Cambridge and to successfully conduct business, than... to get rid of "United Russia" with its leaders at honest elections.

Tanya: Clover, cute, half naked and my husband. I was lucky ?
Where did those three come from?!! to

to all:
Philologue and Baumance:
by Bauman:

Now on the first channel showed the notebook of the first-class
of mathematics. There was an example: two triangles + one circle =?? to
I did not decide...
P.S Physics school with almost distinction, MGTU by Bauman...

The answer: 6.
Philosophy 3 course.

All life 2 + 1 = 3
Master of Economics

Answer: sweets ►☻◄
The Hungry Student

I don’t like absolutely honest people.
YYY: What is it? HDD
XX: the constant feeling that you’re beaten

1: "This is... listen. What is the main thread on the note? What is Linux?"
2: "Yes, the main wire I have Linux"

Alia (17:34:39 29/08/2011)
I want to download the movie "Cold Mountain". The torrent file is called xolodnaja_gopa.

Students of the aerodynamic institute can get a bull into the urn from the ninth floor.

To all the debtors who tick a member into the screens of phones, I suggest to scroll into the screen of the payment terminal and check if it works.
Fuck it already.

In my window the children sing a song: "tili-tili! Trolled by! The eggs are ripped!! Tagged with..."

Video: There is oil on Titan

The commentary:
The U.S. government is concerned about violations of human rights and democracy on Titan.

"I am 64 years old"
Oh my moose...

Do you have an OSAGO car insurance?
Pushkin: Sassu made
and :D
Is the skate over?
Pushkin: 3,500 plus voluntary 500
Q: Does that mean?
Pushkin: maximum payment of 300k instead of 120k
The car is less expensive.)
I just liked her breasts.

Three months ago, he went past a store called "Kumukmop" and wondered what fool came to mind with this name... until a friend told me that it was a store "Cumucmop"... now I think who had the courage to write it in this font: "Cumucmop".

I have breakfast, I watch the picture: I am going to work with my father, all such business, in a costume, with a diplomat, etc. He is standing in front of the door and checking if he has taken it. Here’s the cry:"Right! The beer forgot!" And comes back with a half-drunk bottle. Now I want to work with him in the company.)

I recently went to the festival. We sit next to the tent, we miss it. To us comes a girl with a wheelchair and says "Boys, you don't want meat coupled, I sell it cheaply". And we all synchronously began to look at her in the wheelchair. She whispers and says, “You are my son, and the meat is not here.”

X: And then I'll play in the Sims3
X: I will make a Zdrota-gay necromant
I will burn my neighbors.
The Russians are so bad ?

<AnYKEy> Noted recently frequent signatures in mail: "Send from iPhone", "Send from iPad". You can also insert something like "I have a big *u"? O_O

Call the tech support provider.
Technical support: I see you.
XXX: How do you do it?! to
The technical support: I see your IP address on the net.
Fuck, sir, I’m sitting here in one of my trousers, scared...

The school is being repaired. Workers do small things. One went into the server room and accidentally poured out a large bowl with bullets. Successfully so. between the systems. The solution matured instantly: a piece of twisted steam, a magnet from the old screw and a ski stick turned into a whip.
We are sitting and fishing. The worst thing is when the system is stuck. You have to "drop", and then "the hook" can be lost.