"My today in the rider’s position ends...slides from me and turns to the comp to sit in contact"

Poor you are poor... how easy you are to get caught up... when the girl really ends up, she doesn’t even have the strength to go down, not that to climb to the comp.

Yes, my car has been driving for 10 years, while your plastic designers have been gluing it...

Priestly
Hey, why am I so fooled?
Tanned
Because I struck you.
Priestly
Sorry that you struck me yesterday.

D: I have a photocopy! Let us play!
I have a condom! ...

Q: How are you dealing with pimples?
Tagged: homosexuals
XHH: Here’s what we’re dealing with) =

I didn’t like her ancestors.
WOW: by what? Again, at the table, he began to argue about the advantages and disadvantages of overe and palkhh: yes, no, it was just the way. until the little one of them started asking me to help him there with a divorce on a babble with someone for something. Well, I’m a clear pen gryu, like I’m a specialist in this matter, I advise how to attack, to be frightened, to threaten, etc. The whole family looks at me as a kruger, and my mom needs to disclose the road on the plate, to bluff, he’s in physics!! to

I forgot the socks.)
I will take it later)
M and Oga)
Yes, you can bring them if they annoy you so much.
M: Yes really))) I am here my methyl-methyl territory, and here are yours (
I also need to target the territory.
M: I thought the girls were doing it differently.)
The phase with the hair has already passed *hichik*
M = D

What should I take with me to Italy?
Well, judging by your plans, the spiral

I was at a rally against NTV.
x0m9jkeee: you have worked with them
NTV: I am still working
NTV-shnik: that would not go when the rally goes to you
x0m9jkeee: fuck you are nonconformist :D
NTV: there was half a rally with NTV
x0m9jkeee: ahahahahah

A talented man is talented in everything, but the giftless usually ride a Porsche Cayenne

Sergei Mavrodi opened a new cloud service - "MMlocation"! Everyone who gives 10 GB of screw space in a month gets 20 GB of cloud storage! =) is

When planning, be pessimistic; when implementing, be optimistic.

Today, in front of my eyes, a bunch of dogs decided to cross the avenue.
They had some chances, but the prospect was wider. The front dog, the most determined, waited for the light and jumped through it with a bullet. The others broke their tracks, to get messed up. Well, we stood in the middle of the road under the wheels, like a flock of lambs. The brakes, the drivers are terrible. The rear dog, the largest, was of an undetermined breed on the motifs of the German Shepherd. He remained on the side, strictly wrapped everyone and shaken perpendicularly - on the sidewalk. In the underground transition.

When you throw dirt into a person, remember: it may not fly before him, but it will remain in your hands forever!

I have a daughter of Dr. R. I wish you a long and good job.

And one of them, demonstrating his new iPhone, accidentally snatches it out of his hands, and trying to get his foot in flight, caaaak heraned him a pinch...the phone in the clothes, taking into account that from the blow he flew into the ceiling xD

X: Have you ever married?
Yes, it has been a long time :)
Is it all for love? 😉
By stupidity...

xxx: I just answered a friend without a clamp after the phrase, she asks why I’m so angry)

XXX: I'll tell you a short story
xxx: which begins with the phrase with which a third of my stories starts
XXX: I was hard yesterday

We go with a companion on the street, strike our eyes at the poster "Quantum epilation", we fall into a stupor for an indefinite time. A friend wakes up and says, “Yes, I’ve already heard about this, very progressive telology from the creators of the liquid vacuum under pressure, ah...