The friends! Let us gather and organize the killing of Potap and Nasty! What shit is this? First the pebbles, then the chubby spring, and now the Chundra-Chundra? I will not endure it!
by KV

by Fours. Thank you for the state exam. I scored 100 balls. He won three Olympics in Russian. He then entered the megawatt for the foundation of state administration. Minia immediately enrolled I want to become a manager

Listen, what is the name of the guy in the bank with whom you slept to get a loan?
No, not in that window.
YYY: Nothing terrible
Good luck with your credit!

Riding on shells. I came home tonight, sober. My father sees, he sees. The mother screams.
Anthony came home sober.
M – How he should have come!? to
Yes, in his years I went home on cartridges!

O_O

MOM: (12:57:24 8/08/2011)
My son, as he did.
I am: (12:57:52 8/08/2011)
Caps lock off when you write 😉
I mean, you are screaming 😉
MOM: (12:59:00 8/08/2011)
I don’t know how to unlock.
I am: (13:13:06 8/08/2011)
button on the left of the keyboard - "CAPS LOCK"
Over the Shift key
I am: (13:13:25 8/08/2011)
found it?
MOM: (15:13:24 8/08/2011)
Yes Yes

articles on mail.ru about i-mobile

“Our concept has a revolutionary design and exclusive technical solutions. In particular, the doors will open completely unusual,” said Dmitry Yarota, a strategic marketing adviser to Y-Auto.

The doors will open as the elevator cabin of the Bobruish Lift Plant
With a scratch and not to the end.

"If you write the word "Watman", most people will read it as "Batman". The facts"

I read Batman (
I am a Wattman.
I am Alexander.

We came to work with students who gave me a practice, they are small, they are afraid of everyone, and even me, although I am only 3 years older than them, and generally call me by name-fatherhood: Tatyana, Yopt, Sergeevna, they consider me an important and serious specialist in statistical modeling )))) While I was on vacation, they were put to work for my computer. They are afraid, i.e. On the table they do not touch anything and barely touch the key and mouse.
I wonder if they still consider me the same important and serious special (and are going to continue to call me by name-fatherhood), if all week they worked on a compass, in front of the monitor of which was painted left by a colleague A4 sheet with the phrase "Thanko-pardon! I went on vacation and kept silent. Come back, I will punish the goat!!"

xxx: Advice a powerful horror film that would make friends get enough above the roof, and the guys didn't seem like a comedy?
Tagged: house 2
zzz: House 2 is too powerful, the boys will fight

ILIN: very good
So let’s pick the camera 😉
Smith: Take Nokia, they can also call

Latest news from mail.ru

In the Leningrad region, police found an illegal railway crossing.
“At 30 meters from the railway platform of Sinevo there was a voluntarily constructed railway crossing.<...>Using the crossing, citizens could, without making a circle of 15 kilometers, directly reach the city of Priozersk. However, for the saved time was not to pay a symbolic amount. For citizens, it was 500 rubles, and for customers of the holiday base - 250 rubles"<> The passage through the railway was carried out by a 60-year-old grandmother, who "on the ears" determined where the train is.

From the City Forum:

xxx: What was not quiet in the city - yesterday at 9 p.m. at the stop "Working" a drunken man had to climb, had to cut down and retire... hopefully he quickly hesitated...

yyy: According to the news, at lunchtime, the body of a man in the area of the Working stop was found, with signs of violent death.

Remove the profile.

On the outskirts of Brest near the airport there is a small lake. Nearby are residential houses. It is clear that in the hot summer, people from these houses went to swim in it. But last summer, the lake was very heavily grown with all kinds of algae, pebbles, and so on. A man in public order decided to clean the lake. He put on a mask, attached an extender to the respiratory tube to breathe under the water, attached the cargo to his feet, took his hair and entered the lake.
At this time, a company of young people came to the lake to rest and drink vodka. Imagine the picture: these guys are sitting down and drinking vodka. Suddenly, everything was quiet, the waters split, and from there something all appears in green algae, in the teeth and with a crust in the hands...

XX - Z, XY - M
Women’s legs are always longer than men’s because they grow from their ears.
XY: Everyone’s legs grow from the same place. Some people have this place between their ears.

Most people are not lazy, but simply not interested.

I had to work in a creative group. And there was a young man working with us, Dima, a 25-year-old who tried to cut off the army with all the truths and lies. I can assure you that he did well. But someday he came to work in a depressed state and told him that he may not be able to cut off until the age of non-revocation, that he managed to issue an agenda to the military committee. That day we had a disaster at our office because of the stink of our Boss. By lunch, a decent table was formed with all the appearances and hot drinks, and there were toasts, jokes, conversations. In general, Dima, due to the weakness of the body, climbed in the slum and fell asleep in the corner of the office on a chair. All our attempts to smash him somehow did not lead to anything.
Then I and our boss started discussing Dimkin’s news about the military command, and since we were servants, in the past officers, decided to make a joke of humor. I took the phone and called my old companion, a former co-worker, who served until the rank of colonel and was at the time the commander of the training unit. At around 10 p.m., the boss and I brought Dimkin’s body into the car and took it to the military unit. Then they dressed him in soldier lingerie, put him to sleep in the barracks, put his uniform on the table and continued the "banquet" in the sauna on the territory of the unit. At 6 a.m. the messenger came to warn us that we would soon rise up and we would already be quite busy.
The tired, armed with a camera, went to the barracks. When the daytime with an exhausted voice shouted the rise, almost above the ear of Dima, he jumped up, looked. There were newly recruited soldiers around, who quickly jumped up from their beds and dressed up. The officer approached him and said he would not repeat it twice. Dimka began to knock himself for his legs, then twice slapped on his cheeks, but the "sleep" did not pass. At that time I went out and photographed his “happy face.” Then, of course, we explained to him that it was a joke, but on the way home he had a hysteria that turned into a whistle. Since then, 4 years have passed, Dimka is working with us, lived to an unrecognizable age, married. And the photo, where he is in soldiers' clothes in the barracks, full of horror eyes, hanging on the wall in the frame of our office.

- So, son, a step, a step... Lucia, carry the camera faster - son of the
Graduate is back!

XXX: What are you doing?
YYY: The seeds are hot.
XXX: Will you decide to do business?

Have you bought a 3D TV?
Wow, a long time ago
Have you ever watched this guy in 3D?
Wow, I thought about it, but I am scared, I imagine sperm flying across the whole apartment and I am so flattering from it.

Listen, listen, borrow a flash for a while.
I can’t, it’s like a memory.