Why does God not help me?
YYY: You have exceeded the request limit.

Everyone will die, and I am grapefruit.
Are the citrus tries to enslave the whole world again?

Global warming and global cooling. People call it summer and winter. :)

From the forum:

In May, a liter of gasoline will cost 30.5 rubles, if the state does not take any measures
Yyy: And if they accept, will gasoline be cheaper or more expensive?

I am late to constitutional law, I will come in and quietly on the wall. An excentric freeze for me.
Standing, where, why are you late...
From the Dean...
And what did you do there?
The article was translated for conference.
- And why did you come back, why did you go on a pair to translate what the dean said?
- I said that once you need to go for a couple and God saves you, and go. Coffee has crossed...
Under the Buffy? Okay fig with you, let’s consider Demon Hunter passed today...

– Listen, I am writing here that we have problems in the architecture of the project.
Who is writing?
Principal architect of the project.
Give him a hug, Ch.

Although the toxicity of isopropanol is about 3.5 times greater than that of ethanol, but at the same time its intoxicating effect is also higher by 10 times.For this reason, mortal poisoning with isopropanol is not recorded, since a person falls into alcoholic trance much earlier than he can take a lethal dose of isopropanol on his own.and Wikipedia.

Due to the shortage of specialists, the Ministry of Health is preparing an order that will allow students of medical universities to work in the staff of average medical personnel.

>> guys, we urgently start to lead a healthy lifestyle, quit drinking and smoking! You can no longer get sick in this country.

I will suddenly be surprised: the average medical staff is nurses, and medical students from centuries to years work in these positions in summer practice, and if possible - and simply work out in the process of study.
And so that there was no shortage of doctors - to pay them did not try? Simply for example: in the Krasnodar region, the salary of a district hospital doctor is about 3600 rubles per month, the minimum wage is 4611 rubles, and the subsistence minimum in the region for 1 adult is 6733 rubles per month. Do you still dream of studying medicine?

Girl designer (D) and Sisadmin (C) talk about reinstalling the system:
C: Well, then I’ll come tomorrow and we’ll do it with you.
D: Only in the evening, or a lot of work during the day
C: Well of course, who does "this" day (laughs)
D: (catching on the dullness of his thoughts) Take the lubricant...or I have the cooler ripping))

Correspondence on the Great
Daphne
I might have chased it too, though not.)
NIKE: You know... it looks at least strange in one message... Reminded an old school joke:
My boyfriend sent me a SMS.
Nike: I love you! Oh, it’s not you"
This is a fucking SMS!! 1
Nayk: In the one OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! to
Tagged with: ahahahahahahahahahahahah

The Women’s Forum.
XXX is girls! You will finally understand that "woman-puzzle" and "woman-x*y" will understand different things!

stash manager on the phone with the customer burned "Our commercial offer fucking fucking!"

Vladka (11:17:42): And I accidentally got novocain in my tongue instead of gum.

Vladka (11:18:06): Truth I suspect that this is so that I don’t get a lot of shit during the procedure.

Vladika (11:18:20): The fourth hour went away

Wendy (11:18:24): Mom was happy

From CSS:
M@ks: The bath of the reader!
I.D.O.LWho is it that shakes there?
M@ks: Close the fist!
I.D.O.LYour socks smell!
M@ks: Go to us!
I.D.O.LGo to Mom!
M@ks: I live by myself.
I.D.O.LIt’s because your socks smell!

About Woody

From life - today during breakfast I accidentally turned on the television on the Disney cartoon about Woody's cuddle and, looking at the cartoon, came to an interesting conclusion - Woody cuddle is a symbol of the United States and the way of life of Americans.
Judge for yourself - a certain beast lives peacefully, does not touch anyone, here the Woody's devil takes to him and begins to either infuse some ugliness that the beast does not need, or try to improve the life of the beast from what is only worse. As a result, the beast tries to drive the deer away, but there is dynamite, grenades, etc. Eventually, the house of the beast is ruined, the beast itself is depraved to the unrecognizable, and Woody's daddy with an idiotic name runs to the next victim.

Does nothing remind you?

[12:42:57] lifehouse: I noticed here by chance
[12:43:04] lifehouse: what was last eaten yesterday night

Valeff: In the courtyard throws a drop - it is the month of December!

Grachi, not understanding the situation, killed the stormman.

And yet the best spy trick I’ve seen is how in Mission: Impossible 4 Tom Cruise cuts the glass with a laser.

The morning. and Sber. In front of the terminal there is a small crowd. No one in the box. At the terminal, the virgin explains to the people why they need it. I walk around the crowd in the urge to take the ticket, the voice rises: where you are, we all stand here! This is the development of technology! Previously it was the turn to the box office, now it is the turn to the electronic box office, b..tt!!! to