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[ + 46 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №52344
 25.08.2011
The younger brother was pleased. The dictionary, I quote written: "The fisherman caught a giant tick."

[ + 61 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №52343
 25.08.2011
Unknown G...
2 Orenburg, 5 black kittens running on the street, feed, who can, please take on the street People's House 12, about 4 entrances grandmother made them a box and feeds them. Thank you and happiness and love to all the pleasants! Z is. All the cats are black cats, all the cats are black cats :)
Unknown G...

[ + 96 - ] Comment quote №52342
 25.08.2011
Sss: Do you remember Voldemort?
by www:Ugua
sss:I am a foolish idiot through the ural waves.In the race, the long-distance drivers scorned, he took and pissed "All the knots in this chat!"... the long-distance fighters were alertly silenced.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №52341
 25.08.2011
Many people have a password on the phone - the date of birth, and Paul Globa - the date of death.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №52340
 25.08.2011
Medvedev invited Kim Jong-il to show everyone that there are heads of state even below =)

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №52339
 25.08.2011
Advertising is a vantage that helps to push the shit.

[ + 62 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №52338
 25.08.2011
Discuss the most terrifying moment in the game Dead Space:

You are all scared of what kind of shit, I was worse. I play in 3D glasses, on the comp are special drivers under these glasses. In itself, so play is much more terrifying, but there was a moment when a necromor jumped on me from the ventilation and at the same time a cat jumped on me in no-game. I barely covered the whole room with bricks.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №52337
 25.08.2011
... and the camera, with fame, "That it was no longer difficult to put on YouTube"...

We pray to all the units - put it out!!! to

[ + 94 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №52336
 25.08.2011
Killed the padlu which Russian and English points (.) I put on different keyboards.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №52335
 25.08.2011
painting with oil: on one advertising shield the inscription with huge letters "Give blood - save the life of a completely unfamiliar person", on the next - the advertisement of another vampire series on SciFi, featuring the phrase "We need fresh blood";

[ + 53 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №52334
 25.08.2011
CPC group, the discussion is closed. Last post on the topic - from admin group:

"The topic is closed due to excess permissible concentration of shit per word."

c) 414 436 438 43B 43B

[ + 76 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №52333
 25.08.2011
YYY: but it is the idea to gather all the bandits, thieves, butters and send them to Siberia, but not to jail, but simply to fence the "naked" land, and let them live as they know. The first time they will probably kill each other, shake, and then the city will begin to build, there the service to launch...
Is there a second Moscow?

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №52332
 25.08.2011

The exchange rate in Belarus is tied to the number of the month

[ + 66 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №52331
 25.08.2011
You suckers stupid I have been working in Moscow for the 4th year for 20 thousand, where you foolish stupid took what bubble drops from the sky? Birth of Fucks

Ravishan is you?? to

[ + 60 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №52330
 25.08.2011
I was ragged, I was listening to a broadcast on the subject of why some women do not change their surname after the wedding, in particular, that one of the reasons is to change documents, read text messages from radio listeners, one of them wrote: "And it was much easier for us in this regard, because my girlfriend from the documents had a certificate of release."

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №52329
 25.08.2011
Juzzt: I worked in a night shift as a guard on one object. I mean, I walk around, somewhere in the middle of the first night, and I find that the employee of the XHH today has been delayed and about something on elevated tones is mocking with his faithful on the phone, and they whisper so that I hear that at that end of the tube his wife runs into his ear:
Yes, I am at work! I was upset!! I don’t walk anywhere, I don’t walk with anyone, I work!! to
I know how you work! You haven’t been home for days!! I know you’re talking about grandmothers!! Admit yourself as a man.
I feel like my beard is starting to grow!! to
What other beard?? to
The Blue Fuck!! The blue beard!! to
You’re a boob again, aren’t you?
I’ll go home... let’s talk.

[ + 47 - ] [5 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №52328
 25.08.2011
we sit in team speak'e we communicate to play online shooter, one person in the background:
What kind of shit have you thrown out?
Mom, I’ll throw it out!
He continues to play as if nothing had happened.

Nick: Bobby
Reason: Danya, Mom is already angry with you. Throw away the garbage and then play.
Added 24.08.2011 - 21:25:42
Expired 24.08.2011 - 21:30:42 (5 minutes left)
by admin frost
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[ + 62 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №52327
 25.08.2011
I dream of money more and more - here I and the money ride on the yacht, drink
and Champagne. But here I and the money are falling out of the club and choking and choking.

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №52326
 25.08.2011
My boyfriend works with me, he is gay. I totally parallel to his orientation, such a normal guy. But yesterday I followed him on the road...Here he drives like a pedras. I’m sure many car lovers call it that :)

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №52325
 25.08.2011
The article:
It still seems incredible that the server can call me in the event of problems, but in reality the implementation proved even easier than I thought.
Listing code
If desired, you can go further and add text-to-speech, but I found it enough to call from a certain number to see that there was a problem.

Commentary :
Holmes, what is this evil silence?
This is the Baskerville fish, Watson.

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