China: and if you take a little valerian and smash the cat’s cheek, it will wash for a very, very long time.
d0lboiob: And if you tie a cat to the foot of the swimsuit, he will not only wash, but also shave.

In the work place new compasses, a lot of noise cooler

In six months, you will be out of noise. The case in the zoo was, a fire alarm worked over the bear's cage, so he died in an hour!
Is it burned?

xxx: Buying a kidney surprise: how they changed.
XXX is a box.
XX: In the sense of a container.
xxx: In the sense of not the container that std::vector or map
XXX is a bite.
But not like the condensator.
XXX: The Fool

The magical power of Bora! May your name be holy, and so on.
I want Ibiza!! No truth, I want Ibiza every day, without tiredness and break!!! to
Everyone who gets a gift tomorrow, fucking!! to

Man is a very intelligent creature and knows how to mask himself as an idiot.

An interesting fact. The display of the iPhone works even if you drive it by a member (you can easily go through any simple toy or climb the internet). At the same time, smartphones from HTC refuse to respond. Why so?

St@r: first learn the Russian language, and then learn. You are 25 years old, and your messages are disgusting to read. There are fewer mistakes in primary school. Do you know what signs are?

Karina: Nachuji me your wounds go nachuji and do not walk me

St@r: Yes please

St@r: the rabbit :D

I am not a rabbit.

St@r: Yes, you are a creature, not a rabbit

Talk in technical support.

Yes, we can’t say "you hear, you fool!"
But we can say "Dear subscriber!"
With the intonation it sounds the same.

Your standard of living is not determined by the amount of your salary, but by how much you leave from her.

Recently told our driver the story read here about a taxi driver, who entered the "jeep" a expensive foreign car, when he took a passenger to the airport :) What he philosophically stumbled on his shoulders, said, "life is a difficult thing" and gave me his story.
At the very beginning of the 90s, it was at the time, which is now called "lichem", in the free time from the main work he stood in the evenings on a service car near the central supermarket of our city. The Taxi. And in one evening, late in winter or early in spring, the time was approaching midnight and he was already about to go home, as three men approached him with characteristic tissue bags, in which at that time the whole country was carrying clothes from abroad to the local market. They had to go to the suburbs - they were not greedy for the amount. In general, the thirst for profit so froze the driver's eyes that he agreed almost without thinking.
Further from his words: I planted them, I go, I have already gone to the district. Dark, around no soul and here to me it comes to me that I am actually alone, their three, to drive 20 kilometers more and as it was around no soul... I begin to think feverishly what to do, on the one hand, not to attract suspicions of passengers, and on the other, at least somehow to secure yourself, and so on. mobile was not yet, then decided somewhere to brake, so that at least someone remembered the car and passengers. Winter, night and no one... And here, o happiness, I see the car standing on the sidelines - there is no need to come up with anything here, I say, "the guys need to stop, maybe help is needed." I stop and approach. I see the wheel down. A driver from this car approaches me, takes a knife and says:
Sorry, my friend, it is my fault. No one forced you to stop.
Take off your wheel quickly.
So we approach my car: I and this guy with a knife next to me.
What remains to me
“Come out,” I said, “you guys have come. So said and so. Well, they calmly come out of the car, get their bags, open them.
There are two calves:
You come out of the car, take off all the wheels and load.
In the luggage.
In general, I brought them, they calculated honestly, without questions. And with the wheels in my luggage, I went somewhere a year later. I couldn’t decide what to do with them: go to the menta...What can I say to them? Looking for owners? Nor was it possible to drive...

I was given a talisman that attracts money. He hanged him in front of the front glass. The next day, a car truck entered me.

We answered:
Tell me, please, what’s different from a hue?

Lexically, these are incomplete synonyms, they can freely replace each other in any context.
The meaningful difference is only that Hueta is a nonsense, vanity coming from the outside, and Poeben is vanity, something boring, in which the subject itself is involved. (Active root of the web)

Master of Phil. n

How did you get out of the "sex war"?

Women wear socks and socks.
They are indifferent to culture.
Twenty percent of them are idiots.
Thirty percent are full of fools.
40% of them are psychopaths.
In the sum, it gives us ninety.
We have 10 percent in stock.
Choosing from these is not easy.

Men wear beards and beards.
They discuss any problems.
Twenty percent of them are blue.
40 percent are vodka lovers.
Thirty percent of them are impotent.
10 is not in good shape.
In the sum it gives us a hundred percent,
We have nothing left.

Forty percent of those in the coatings
It is suitable for vodka lovers.
They love blue psychopaths sometimes.
The truth is that they are not okay with their heads.
Fools always regret impotents.
The idiots wanted.
In sum, of course, we are one hundred percent:
Fools, idiots, goats and impotents

(c) Picked from the spaces of inite

Something we did not activate this year BOR weather regulator... and let's extend the summer for a couple more months in the whole people-populated part of Russia? So, we focus on: +25C and sunny!

I work in a computer service. Three years ago was...
An old man arrives with a new compound.
Complaint: Loads for a long time, does not save settings, loses files.
I Include. You hear the sound of a rolling bulldozer, starts the installation of the screw.8-O
It turns out that someone put the screw, and the disc did not get out. And the uncle, thinking that it was necessary, continued to install, worked, turned off the computer - and at the next turn it all started again!
Seeing how fast his system actually started loading, he almost lost the gift of speech.
The people! Do not forget the discs of the customers!

Straga: A neighbor with a perforator says...
As the aunt hosted, in the evening we sit and drink tea, the aunt grit from the bottom of the grandmother lives, from time to time begins to mourn so to say about the sick, in general, the roof slowly moves, respectively, in the panel house hearing is good, for the day the aunt is quite tired. I’m not like anything, I think it happens.
I wake up in the morning, on the weekend, I do not rush to get up and I hear the monsoon where the monsoon is, and what a grandmother rap is reading under the monsoon. I call my wife, I ask what concert? Wife: Well, this is the type and there is a grandmother from below and the music is probably from above, there is a young boy who lives.
Coincidence, but what an effect!

Working in a warehouse someone of the employees hung the motto of the warehouse: "Russian dispatch with German accuracy!!" I thought: but the whole country lives like that))))

XXX: Played in Mass Effect 2. The entire crew died. by Pofig. I go up into the cabin and see the fish are dead. I remember how much I lived with them, how I fed them, and they me. With tears in my eyes, I press the gap.
...
A second and no fish. I cry. I cut off the computer, go to bed and cry in the pillow.
Hopefully there will be no aquarium in the third part.
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Specifically for those who are on summer vacation, I would like to remind:

Seven days...

Do you remember what color are you wearing today? Fuck not to look!