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[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №62346
 05.04.2012
Loft: Sometimes there is a feeling that the whole internet works on folly and insults, and if everyone starts to behave appropriately, and respect each other. The internet is breaking down and it will never work again)))
Ed: Did you not know? You are a fool, you don’t have to know such basic things.
Loft: Same shit)))

[ + 48 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №62345
 05.04.2012
It feels like April and December work a day in two.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №62344
 05.04.2012
rrr: I was accepted today as a proger to the office I was talking about, although I only went to them for the first interview at all.
RRR: It was accepted as I was not prepared at all.
rrr: I came, I was taken by the leading proger to the partition, I began to ask about the PHP, if I worked with databases, if I know scripts, all kinds of test tasks of various kinds of primitiveness.
RRR: Sitting for almost an hour
rrr: the door opens, another proger with a laptop enters and asks a colleague what is happening here and what he is doing here, say, work axle and generally need to consult about templates
rrr: the first proger meets the type of interview I conduct
RRR: The second asks – do you have nothing to do? He sits in front of me, puts a laptop, goes to infometer.ru, writes "A man in front of me can work as a programmer" and turns the laptop to us.
rrr: the infameter writes "Infa 74%", the second proger says, you see, everything is okay.
rrr: short, today and the pocket offer received, and signed, and tomorrow I leave
rrr: I just don't have the right, I can't miss such an office and not work in it))))

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №62343
 04.04.2012
The troll:
Oh women! To get an orgasm in so many centuries they have never learned, but imitate it almost from the very, imho, stone age.

Oh guys! For so many centuries they have not learned to know from girls how they like it, but they complain that they imitate pleasure, so as not to harm the self-love of these males.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №62342
 04.04.2012
Ishpanec: Yes, you are still that damn
Jay: No, I’m nice, fucking and purple

[ + 41 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №62341
 04.04.2012
News from Mail.ru:

Poetry festival in Afghanistan ended in shooting

[ + 21 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №62340
 04.04.2012
Yesterday evening in Ashan. I go to the box, there is the cashier (k), a guy of 25 years old. I extend the cactus, then there is a dialogue:
Q: This is the most coloured cactus I’ve ever seen. He even has red lashes. Why do you buy it?
I: I think he is cute.
K: I think not. You, girls, I noticed, you love all the cuddles. Cactuses and roses.
I: The men...

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №62339
 04.04.2012
xxx 21:56
I tested the honey book. The results on Wednesday for lunch are ready and I have a trip to meetings at 16:00, well, I am coming to KVD on the 12th day and the nurse before my nose announces that I have finished working and wait for an hour to come another and I am late and with all my open soul I say to her girl I can't wait for me to leave today for a trip. And here the heart-hearted grandfather sitting in a row gives. Sister, tell her the results, and then all the soldiers don’t let God give birth.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №62338
 04.04.2012
XXX: Listen to me
XXX: Don’t be afraid of me.
XXX: I’m ready to believe you’re a peder.
YYY: Listen, don’t scare me, I’m ready to believe you don’t.
xxx: =) enough of the pederast theme
YYY: Yes you are right. I hate pets.
Are you a pitcher?
xxx: not
YYY: Will you be friends with me and hate peddlers?
YYY: We can even watch a film about the piddles to know the enemy in the face.
XXX is fucking.

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №62337
 04.04.2012
Democracy is useful for:
and Baba;
The whistle;
of Homosexuals;
The mentally sick.
For the heterosexual white man, democracy is a series of prohibitions. Don’t worry, don’t tell pidders that they are pidders, babies just press their complexes and united logic, mentally ill people can’t be killed for numerous acts of violence.
Excellent form of government.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №62336
 04.04.2012
What can I do to get to sleep?
yyy: I think hot milk with honey will help..or in a warm bath.
zzz: Only a scarf on the face. Only Hardcore

[ + 36 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №62335
 04.04.2012
One day you will ask me what I love more: you or life. I’ll say: "a wet bowl"... and you’ll stay, because you’re also fucking (c)

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №62334
 04.04.2012
I am driving, my wife is on the right. The road is terrible – spring, Russia. After a delicious pit, I mourn road drivers for the poor quality of the road.
The wife throws a replica:
- This is probably b / u asphalt from Europe. there removed, we put it.

[ + 57 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №62333
 04.04.2012
Have you married well?
by Mitchell (
Old: What happened?
Mitrich: My sense of humor will make me die in old age and no one will bring me the last bite of water.
Old man: So what?? to
mitrich:no what mla...in ZAGSE at the wedding took helium into his mouth and replied "yes, agree"...this plan was carried out for two months...

[ + 37 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №62332
 04.04.2012
In Peter, at the hour of the night, the buchy, to drive very far, themselves from Moscow, the sleeping area, say the star or somewhere there. To preserve the intrigue, I will tell from the eyewitnesses.
We approach the group of 6 healthy cockroaches, and ask the compromising question - is there a needle? At the fainting eyes, a friend explained, we iPhone restart, or a taxi to the hotel can not order. After a long pause, we were told that there were no needles, called a taxi and that we would take care of ourselves.

[ + 34 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №62331
 04.04.2012
From the gameplay of Risen 2:
Money is catastrophically lacking at first, which means you need to learn to steal quietly, and clean up what lies badly. It’s a bit strange when the owner of a tavern unrulyly buys the table silver stolen from his home, well, okay. We’ve never seen that in Skyrim before.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №62330
 04.04.2012
xxx(31.03.2012) - decided to wash the car today, the weather is good.
yyy(31.03.2012) - wash the car - to rain ))
xxx(31.03.2012) - tomorrow the weather promises sunny, so the rain will not I 3 site weather.
yyy(31.03.2012) - let’s try it )
xxx(01.04,2012) - the kid....

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №62329
 04.04.2012
The cats are out of control. Too many beads! Too many beads!! to

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №62328
 04.04.2012
ANST: No, I need to get in order.
iksss: do not complex about the appearance
I am constantly drunk.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №62327
 04.04.2012
I presented the seminar on physics today. As usual, he wrote a bunch of formulas, sometimes explaining, as he thought, understandable words for us. Then he cleaned the plate and summarized (pointing the finger on the clean plate):
The energy states are described by the formula that I have.

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