The father walked on the couch, stared at the ceiling, then stood up and said:
Fuck, you are tired.
I went into the room on another couch.

1: Mlyn, got this show!
2: What is it?
1: our plane fell here, 11 people brought to us broken and roasted, a crowd of all sorts of officers rushed, relatives and sympathizers... So you know what?
2 and?
1: the dining room, mill, closed for employees... the kind of relatives of the affected on the hill to feed hope, they are worried... I go out of the operation to eat I want, and they don’t let me, these upset for both cheeks my cocktails hide... They would take off their cabbage on the neighboring street, so not our dining room gave them... We saved their relatives here, and they sat our food, in the end, hungry on the day we sit!
I will go to the courtyards - there the workers are respected more, the courtyard bosses will be easily sent to us, and we are the type of cultural people, we cannot.

From WoT Forum

The KV-2 with the "Sheitan tube" can, of course, kill with one shot any tank at a level below it, but at the same time the recharge of this "tube" is more than 20 seconds. During this time, you can not just disassemble the completely defenseless KV-2, but have time to dance around it and sing to him “Goodbye, our affectionate Misha.” And such examples are many. If such an enemy has just hit you and failed to hit, then you have a lot of time to go out, target, crush him a trunk or fur, shoot a second time, and again to hide behind the corner, disgustingly crazed.

with 1 April
xxx: I played my wife - sent from her phone to my sms "I love it! I want! I wait! How did she cry... And how then she whispered when she found out where the SMS came from!!!! I still remember it...

The KKK:
JZ: I am so a failure that even when I was going to go to the army, my personal affair was lost and the army cut off from me.

I knew it!! I knew I wasn’t the only one!!! to

In the morning news on the radio "A police officer with 3 friends took 5 mobile phones and tablets from the seller. appeared to surrender. An official check is underway!!!It’s a trick, comrades. So, the girls who sang the truth about our patriarch, immediately behind jail, and this hero who committed a criminal crime was released? And there amnesty by May 9 or the case will be lost...What shit is this country?? to

The longer I know you, the more clearly I realize that you are an animal.
Q: What kind of animal am I?? to
xxx is stupid :)

I go as with the navigator in the phone in an unfamiliar area, the navigator in walking mode is set, I walk through the street, the voice from the navigator "After 5 meters turn to the right" I turn, I break from the navigator, I see the gopnik meeting me with the phrase "I see you immediately directed to me?"

by Habarnabr:
- The iPad has a great multi-touch up to 11 touches, I won't say about Android.
I don’t even want to ask what the 11th touch is about.

Masterstop: Don’t listen to him
Masterstop: He called the server his member
masterstop: And now boasts that "he lifts the server with the power of thought"

[Explaining to wife the need to buy NAS]
XXX: I explained to her for two days and she says anyway I don't understand anything
YYY: the word "shuba" usually everyone understands :)
XXX: one shirt is ds212, two screws 500 GB, WD live HUB, Samsung 40' and another 15 thousand will remain, as such happiness can be changed to the shirt
XXX: for 15 thousand you can still take a receiver and columns
XXX: Give away your grandmother
YYY: You are shaking!

Lav: Do you remember the old boy, that the pirates are scratching the sticker “from the creators of the Avatar” on the discs with the Titanic?
The Titanic Trailer in 3D
LAV: And he, fucking, really from the creators of the avatar

Looking for time in the right corner of the TV is a diagnosis?

From the forum on the new tariff:
"Ofigenic tariff, connected very pleased.
512 kbit for 350 rubles is a real paradise.
Sitting earlier at 20 Mbps at 400p, it was bad, the movies rolled fast, the images loaded instantly. But moved to the Tula region, turned to Rostelecom, and life improved. 50 rubles is the difference and how much happiness. Now in the movie, I can not only pour myself tea, but also boil borscht, roast potatoes and even run for beer! Thanks to Rostelecom! andquot;

In the young month of April
There is snow in the old park.

Another question, people?

This spring in Moscow - the shirts are already short, and the socks are still warm.

HHH
Tell me
WOWU
In the beginning was the word
HHH
The word was with God.
WOWU
This I read.
WOWU
The third page please.
HHH
And the Terminator came after John Connor, but resisted Kyle Reese, his friend from the future, and Father from the past, and dropped the machine of hell where it came from, dust to dust, metal to metal.
WOWU
I stopped reading early.

Our general after the corporate subordinate stands at the pissuar with his eyes shut and a wide stretch. in his hands holds a belt, since he did not pull out his pussy hose in his pants :D

X: When I write to you, it seems to me that you are correcting all my mistakes.

y is the introductory word. It is covered)

xxx: Hi, has you finished the report?
xxx: by Galina