You are approaching each other.
Wow: And what then?
Tag: let’s bluff

Comments on the video titled "The owner of the Bugatti Veyron is late to work"
How, fucking, can a man who has bought a Bugatti Veyron, in principle, be late to work?

The frog has neither breast nor milk; it cannot be a mammal.
She: No, she is a mammal! Ninja turtles have breasts, and these are pumped frogs, so frogs are mammals!! to
from 30 sec.
She: Aaaah, ninja turtles, this is a turtle!! to

Explanation for the delay in work:
But my body wanted to rest normally and with the help of the subconscious organized a very real sleep, in which the director calls me and says that I will have a holiday tomorrow. So at 6 o’clock I turned off the alarm and fell asleep again, as I was sure I didn’t have to go to work.

MaxStraightFlush

You are not greedy!! to
yyy: I grew up in a large family, greed is my reflex))

by Pavel (photographer)
I watched the photos of the last meeting on the net. I broke into a gay website, found my photos without a signature...and yet they are pido.

Speakers in the editorial. A friend is going to call to Astana:
What is the difference in time with Kazakhstan?
100 to 200 years.

Life is a struggle of wealth and decency, striving for one you sacrifice the other.

Anger is a stick with two ends. It’s not just that doing them is bad in itself. Sometimes the outcome is not what you expect.

At the turn of the 16th and 17th centuries in Japan, a impoverished samurai decided to start cooking saké. The affairs were neither shuffle nor roll. One day he beat his servant for something. He hid his anger and decided to spoil the goods. At night he slept in a barrel of ashes. It must be said that at that time only muddled sachet could be made. The owner in the morning found that the liquid in the barrel, on the bottom of which the ashes lay, became transparent and acquired a special smell. Thus was discovered the technology of production of transparent sache.

The decoration of the servant brought the beginner trader prosperity. The money from the sale of the saké was invested in trade and transportation, then in financial operations. A hundred years later, the Konoike shop was the wealthiest in Japan. Soon the central government, and virtually all the princes, were its debtors.

In the 19th century, an entrepreneurial samurai “picked out” the Conoike family a large sum for the needs of their clan. Apparently, the money has been spent a lot. The trade company of the clan, dubbed Mitsubishi ("Three Chilies"), has grown into one of the largest financial and industrial groups in history. Among the products of the companies of this group - and beer Kirin, and Nikon cameras, and Pageiro SUVs. Interestingly, indirectly by their appearance, they seem to owe a wicked servant.

If in the desert you crossed the road of the grandmother with empty cages, do not stumble, follow her!

Under the table at work *ROFL* I went to the logist in the room. A girl who needs an ip telephone (voip is needed for this) asked me - Have we bought a prostitute? could not answer. The office is paralyzed)))

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The xxx:
Do you know Natasha Alex?

The BFZ:
I know.

The xxx:
Give it

The BFZ:
Give a friend. and happy.

If in the bar they say no to the drunk, why don’t they also speak to the fat in the bigmachine?

Tell me, I passed the IQ test, sent a SMS, and there was no result! How do I know the result?? to
It is equal to your phone balance.
46 rubles (I am a fool.? to
You are a secure and very lucky person.

Professor of forensic medicine about the head of the department: - Most of all he likes to open up children... but that doesn't mean he's a bad person...

The entire Greek mythology is based on Zeus.

Father Fedor has been collecting donations for the chapel for three years, but it has been enough for Audy.

Every smart woman thinks that it is better to be the only one, but not the most loved, than the most loved, but not the only one.

xxx: (to the boss) Listen, isn’t the Khokhlov anniversary today? I thought he hit 50!
Yyy: No, he is 52 or 53 today, 50 he noted last year.