Added to:
' 2625 year Google Corporation has officially confirmed that it has acquired everything possible'

Only Apple Corporation, which patented all the letters of the English alphabet, is now suing Google over the name.

The most stupid awakening in life.
I am on the train at night. I lie on the lower shelf with my head to the window, the neighbor above lies to the window with her feet.
I wake up in the middle of the night to see the cucumbers on my face that she put on her feet!

The banner with the advertisement of the restaurant on the E-95 route "Are you UHU ELLE?" - a great motivator to reduce the speed.

Seminar on Network Marketing.
Lecturer: Who has people who can get everything you want, everything you want?
Most slowly and uncertainly pull their hands up.
You don’t understand, I’m not about drugs.
All hands quickly and confidently descend.

Purchased Alphabet vitamins, there you need to take three different pills a day, each after a meal, lie down, dust, all in any way to eat three times a day I can't :(

The girl:
My mother is the master of focusing attention on completely unnecessary details of the story. If I tell her that I came back from lunch and met a green mammoth surrounded by fascists and horseback police, my mom would be interested in what I ate.

In my opinion, she should ask you what you are smoking.

I decided to do a crazy thing today. He decided to ask his girlfriend for forgiveness with the help of candles (200pcs) and the written text. He put out the text, began to light candles. I struggled for 40 minutes with no result. A young couple comes out to help. The girl after 20 minutes of unsuccessful help says:
I would only forgive one idea... (silence) And then I would give up!
Her boyfriend looked at her a long time later with her mouth open :D

XX: I collect monthly reports on the work done with staff.
XX: Consistently entered 20 healthy men, each with the phrase "Take my monthly" took my brain out forever...

An explanatory girl who was taken away by the guards and taken to the shelter. Written literally!! to

Obesity

25.12.07 at 4.30 p.m. when the shift went up at the wharf, Vova waved me up at the shuttle and laid down on the floor, removed the coward and began to lay my sexual organs, then stood up and walked on the shuhir, and Sirojah began to shift @bat on the floor. I was pleased with Vova.
Unfortunately, I didn’t have to wait until the lunch ended. All is OK.

I want you, you are awesome.
I can see you, the charm of my eyes

Epic Feel was here this morning. Father goes to work, after half an hour comes back, opens the door, whispers the cat, leaves the house.

There was no hot water in the whole city for a month, and here it is!
...the rocky bass of the neighbor from below: "Lord, please help us..."

But can you work quietly when someone is wrong on the Internet?

xxxxxxxxxxx:
View *link to website for sports clothes*
WOW :
and what?
xxxxxxxxxxx:
The description.
WOW :
"We carefully worked out the opening of the knees, buttocks and elbows for smooth movement". and what?
xxxxxxxxxxx:
Are you not embarrassed that they sell the jacket?

Lil: And I woke up again under the rap, all broken. The neighbor’s child had already gone to school.
lil: a monotonous boom boom and a man says something without changing the intonation
Lil: They would read at least some useful kind of conspiracy. He turned it on, and he charged you from the barley.

He doesn’t know what strange sounds he makes.
Wow what?
Mykonos, Mykonos is like that.
Do you really have a cat? :D

The correspondence of a guy and girl who have been trying to be just friends for a year.

XXX: What is going on in the cinema now?
YYY: One day... but I won’t go on it...
XHH: Why is it?
There is another story about the friendship between a guy and a girl, which as always ends the same way.
We went to a movie with Justin Timberlake then...he’s still going.
Sex for friendship? Are you joking?! to

ZeWine: I saw the most tense man in the world today.
ZeWine: An uncle in white pants and a white shirt in a shaking bus ate a shrimp... a wooden stick...
ZeWine: I haven’t seen such a focus before.
ZeWine: Only because of this he did not notice the stolen friend, who brutally frightened him with his voice "Semen!!! How many years, how many winters!and "
The Shirt (

Night.Silence.Stars.The noise of the wind.And the roar from the wheelchair of the DPS car - you are, you are, you are, you are, you are, you are, you are signaling in the hot area!!! to

X: What fucking do you tell me? At least look at the map! Where is Russia and where is the United States!!! It is on the other end of the globe!! What fucking way can they limit?! to

Yyy: If looking at the map doesn’t tell you anything, try to find the globe and look at it. You will be surprised, yes.