A sleeping baby is not only cute, but finally!

My wife claims that May Abrikosov is from my town.
It was published in "May Abrikosov". There is no such page in Wikipedia.
Respect for Wikipedia.

XXX is a gift!! urgently need blood, from people over 18 years old, any group, urgently!!!Tell all your friends.961XXXXX 917XXXXXX! If you have the opportunity, send it to anyone you can.
A vampire spammer?

I sit in the kitchen about the hour of the night, I eat.I come in.Look with an examining look and give:
- Eat my hamster, eat, you will grow your fat ass, you will become a sea pig from a hamster, and we will give you up.
–...

Remove the news about the Day of Saddam!
The fourth admin was fired for drinking.

What type of surgery do you have?
Admin: I have four of them. Gentoo, OpenBSD, FreeBSD and Debian
Zloy: Windows is not at all?
admin: There is wine and cedega, and there is a virtual with full-weight xp and 7 on the Debian
Zloy: If I were you, I’d do it all and put in a normal Ixpi!
by admin: Fuck you! Thank God you are not in my place.

NoTime: I had a cultural shock when I came to Moscow to my brother and went out to the store, and at the entrance, on the benches, where the grandmothers and the goat usually sit, I saw three blacks drinking Zhygulevo.

The night, a strong thunderstorm, near the frightened blonde wife...
I try to reassure you that there is such a iron strip on the side of the house - it is a thunderstorm and so on. Blah Blah Blah
In response, I hear: "Well, this is a thunderstorm!" and suddenly the lightning will hit the house!

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by M?
Registration in ICQ
The button *
Enter the password.
Done *
He is short
I shrugged the tail, added another letter
Your password doesn’t enter, we don’t see your last letter, so it doesn’t fit anyway.
Removes the number from the middle of the password
The first and second passwords do not coincide.
Copy the second password from the first
You do not have Latin letters.
and cloth! I made it all over again, I went off.
All right, the passwords match! Press the Registration button.
and Tits
I have a server error, sorry.
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A: Regarding blood and dogs, I have the most feral memories of the dog of a daughter’s instructor. It was a teenager Labrador, golden, large, with a long (uncouped) tail. He was very friendly, everyone was very happy and lucked his tail from happiness on what happened, including. On the walls, the fence, the doors... as a result, he broke his tail into blood, but that didn’t stop him. The tail was regularly wrapped, but from such a powerful whiplash all the bandages flew, he again knocked his tail on something hard, again the blood went and the wind flew throughout the room.
BBB = O
aaa: he was caught, again, but it was enough for 15-20 minutes.
BBB: That’s a dude...there’s no other word.
aaa: In short, the hostess removed all the carpets, the furniture was covered with old benches - the look is awful... All in bloody spots
BBB: But...
What is it in your blood?
This dog is very happy.

Fistakes without cracks, fucking, burn in hell!

From the women’s website:

The width of condoms is regulated in 3 sizes: 49 mm, 52 mm and 56 mm (the width is not the diameter, but half the length of the circle, i.e. the radius).

I bite my leg yesterday (feet swollen)
Must be removed.
It is genius!

Review of the Toyota Alex website:
The rear seats are placed straight into the floor, and you can sleep comfortably. If you cut off your legs or if you are a Japanese.

I don’t want to sleep on the couch 😉
Okay, I’ll give up my bed.
XXX Where are you?
Yyyyy: I don’t feel bad for such a guest.
I don’t want to do that either. 😉
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
I want to be with you 😉 😉
Yyyyy: starts) and suddenly I won’t like you in real.
xxx: then you will be sleeping on the street )))))))))))

In the topic of the "Summer Tile Aggression" in Moscow:

In the Live Journal of one of the popular users appeared photos that complement the picture of the latest trends in the field of improvement of the city of Moscow.

Thus, the two photographs clearly show that in the very center of the capital, next to the metro station "Mayakovskaya", the builders are trying to pretend that they have enough pavement tiles. In the unpowered areas of the pedestrian part, they drizzle the tile with a spat on concrete. It turns out: the seam is flat, the geometry of the drawing is sustained by a hundred percent."

The "Rich People Cry Too"

I was 13 years old and the system was 7. We watched it with her!
And then on February 23 gave daddy, for the saved money, 2 volumes "The rich also cry".
As I now understand, Dad didn’t cry out of happiness.

On Saturday I woke up from a badun, such a classy feeling.

The faulty euro standards enslaved us - yesterday they were deprived of the prize for the attention that the customer did not hear in my voice "due love".

Undertaker: I went with a friend yesterday. She asks where you are happy, what are you doing? I told her the internet provider arranged. She asks: “Where are you?” 0_o Imagined how 20 Chinese people sit and cheat the internet :)