News on the radio:
An employee of the Moscow State Auto Inspectorate, under video recording promised in case of dismissal to cut, kill and rob, was fired.

I stand at the store "Love", I wait for a friend, my mom called, asks where I am.
Without thinking answered "Out of the Favorite".
Now I showed that I love breasts.

The Third World War will begin with a message sent in the wrong window.

Corporate correspondence about employment.

26.07.11 by Tanya
Hi to!
My name is Tatiana, I would like to ask about the possibility of working in your company as an art director. (List of Skills and Skills)
by 26.07. 11 the gender.by :
There are no salary wishes and photos of topless and a motivation letter.
by 29.07. 11 the gender.The dancing,
Judging by your disappearance, I scared you. Sorry generously, I didn’t want to hurt you. A motivation letter cannot be sent.

Yesterday, Lenka went to the shops. I also went to the women’s shop with her. She is of course a girl in the body, but I was not shocked by that. I may be looking at things incorrectly, but I have the word "trucks" in my mind that cannot stand next to "52th size".

XXX: What is the size of your member?
What about you in centimeters?
No fuck in the paparazzi!

Included children’s canals:
... it was so cold that Tybsi’s nose, not only, but also O_o’s tube, was frozen.

When did the word "blade" replace the speech?

Only the cleanest socks will come to visit today.

Mayn Kampf can be found now?
It is on the list of prohibited literature.
Maybe in some black libraries?
YYY: It is funny. What is Black Camp in Black Libraries? Only in white.

I work in a warehouse. The main group are pensioners. The night shift. "Lunch and Break" Grandmothers gather in a circle in the kitchen and begin to tell horrifying stories where what is worth, where and how they were murdered and raped. I immediately remembered the pioneer camp. Night stories about the red hand, the green fingers, the black pioneer...
Rush Pipe is right: that old, that small :)

Enemy intelligence knew exactly the time of our attack. They were already waiting.
But as usual, the artwork was delayed, the rear did not stretch, the troops did not get to the front positions.

We only spoke in 10 hours. And won the fight!

She was strange, she came, she went, she went. That she came?
Is it possible to... fuck?

>>> and >
In principle, the question is who who did not even become. The fact that their heater has no chances against this beast, it became clear to me when Vovchik, delivering a pot from the bottom (!!!) The shelves, first tried to cut the spoon with a spoon to continue, and then, splashing, dumbly cut off two noble borsheve icebergs =)

18 year old son of father:
Dad, I am a single.
You are Dolby! In your years, I’ve wasted half a circle! Do not shame your father.

Now at the station Serpukhovskaya I go to think of my own and looked at the girl and she showed me the tongue the mood up to thank you a stranger ;-)

and wow! I liked it))
Since I was a child, I’ve been forging spinach bones with my tongue.

XXX: Judging by the picture on the candy, I have a strawberry!and :)
YYY: And I have a brownie =)
zzz: and I have a cowboy =(

We went to the lake overnight on the weekend. Destroyed the camp. And something caught our around midnight to start singing "On the field tanks thundered"
All would be nothing, but on the second couplet the camp was connected further along the shore.
I have never heard such a volume sound in a movie theater.

When I rented the apartment, I guessed that I would receive letters to former tenants by mail for some time, but I did not expect that I would be brought by taxi to these former tenants themselves, drunk in the sludge.