Confuse the names of the heroes! Be a black man!! to

I worked in an electronics supermarket. Once came a client, a cowboy-starver, a grandfather with a beard, a shirt and a fur cap and with full confidence demanded the EMERZE player IROD. With regard to the fact that EMERZE is MP3 we immediately guessed, but the real hysteria happened when we came to know that IROD is an iPod

X: And that Lenka didn’t come to the pool?
ZZZ: Yes, this... she has a skit proct))
XXX is?
ZZZ: Monthly

I realized the power of thought!
This is when you need to prepare for the exam, and the thought itself is even more tired than the process itself!

You like it, but the best cat is the cat Vasily Strugacki. A scientist suffering from amnesia.

In some kingdom there was a king, in some state there lived a king, named... mne-e... well, after all, it doesn’t matter. Let’s say, Mne-e... Polyect... He had three sons, Tsarevich. The first... the third was a fool, but here is the first...?

I realized that she would meet with me by calculation when she asked "What’s your rating on the tracker?".

From the tape:
Norwegian schoolchild Walter Eikrem was able to scare off wolves with a heavy metal melody on his mobile phone. When the boy saw wolves on the street, he took a cell phone from his jacket pocket, turned on it music (according to some reports, it is about Creed, according to others - about Megadeth) and soon the animals retreated.

[CentauR]: Damn when you go out of the house with friends, with a terrible mess. You see the poster "With a new 2011 year", and a friend issues
So we celebrated...

XXXX: I sit some Friday night in the disc-bar of Rozdolby behind a stand, next to me a very drunk girl, looking a little older than me, on a t-shirt an obscene drawing, a tattoo on half the shoulder, colorful such.Out of my hands falls an unclosed bag, out of it a hose tube, the girl is loud, trying to get out of the bar stand, I get up, I pick up the bag and the tube, give, thank you.
Monday, morning, should start a new subject in the universe, all discuss the teaching, which will lead. Guess three times who comes in?

Alex (12:02:32 21/01/2011)
The first international congress was held. Lohi came from all over the world, and the congress was cancelled.
Lorik (12:03:22 21/01/2011)
What was cancelled?
Alex (12:03:35 21/01/2011)
The bleak...

- She pulled into bed, as her name did not say, and she did not take off her socks.

YYY: And why do pirates have this hook? He is uncomfortable in battle, and in life too.
XXX: The Body

After work went to visit his loved one, in the process of dinner gave birth to an aforism: "Now I know how to bring in complete frustration Sisadamin: you just need to give him a plate of pelletry in his hands, put a half-naked girl next to him, and put a note with a misconstructed linux on the table."
The real frustration was...

A lecture is going.
The door is broken.
Calmly, these are bubbles.
After a minute, the door with a screw is slowly opened, someone's head is pushed there, looking at it and knocking on the door.
This is an entire bubble.

I remember being so upset when I first saw a man’s line in a cafe! The toilet! But it’s not all football 😉

Alexenader: "C February in the documentation of the U.S. State Department remove from official circulation the words "mama" and "papa". When submitting applications for the registration of official documents, in the questionnaires from now on will be included "parent number 1" and "parent number 2".

Sent at 6:17 PM on Thursday
Strizhenkov: a child product number 1 and product number 2

xxx: website of the car show, in the section about the BMW X5, topic: "Help"
"I recently accidentally purchased a new car, I can’t get used to it at all..."
I would like to buy a new X5...

Tanya-boo: Kir, have you ever had sex with a prostitute?and the real)))
Kirill: So to pay the money directly, it is not
Tanya-boo: Cho, ran away without paying? = D
And it was 😉 😉 😉 😉

General of the Ministry of Internal Affairs detained for theft of $46 million
A criminal case was initiated against the user "VK" "for violation of copyrights"
At the same time, who will sit?

Marriott is strong. Read on the official website of Mr. The organ:
The hot phone line. (working from 10 to 13 hours every second Thursday of the month)"