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[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №51804
 15.08.2011
[22:01:34íoch Edited 22:01:54] 1: for example the movie "Man-Puk" was made in a free and very popular 3d proge blender
[22:02:02] 2: therefore man cares nowhere and showed =)))

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №51803
 15.08.2011
<@F1ReB4LL> and why is everything black on football?
<@F1ReB4LL> who is dead again?
<LedZeppelin68> Russian football, probably

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №51802
 15.08.2011
In my student years, when I often ran on dates, my grandmother liked to give advice from the category of "popular tricks". So one such was - in order for the glow to appear in the eyes you need to eat a couple of branches of peanut. It has worked)
Not in vain, apparently, it is now banned, and you say, harmless grass...


[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №51801
 15.08.2011
I read here on leisure that an average person eats 8 spiders in their sleep during their lifetime. With my order in the apartment this is the day-to-day routine (

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №51800
 15.08.2011
xxx: news - orcs protect the European Union)))
YYY: 0_o O CHO?
The Computer Incident Response Unit (ORKI)
Name of race)
YYY: The PPC!! Go around... Go around!

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №51799
 15.08.2011
Yesterday I went to the store, and next to me are three boys, aged 10-11.
Have you watched "the title of the film"?
Others are no.
1 and I went today. To the first! by 10-10! It was shown for the first time today! The premiere was! And if the discs with this movie are sold, then our voices will be heard there!

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №51798
 15.08.2011
Working at a local internet provider, I received a letter:
In connection with the shutdown of the Internet in the period from 13 to 14 August, and considering that it happened on weekends, when my loved one instead of sitting in social networks and harvesting crops from his virtual farm, almost two days with inexhaustible energy carried my brains, I ask you to credit back to my account unfairly held funds for two days and at your discretion a little more to compensate for the moral damage suffered!
With respect, XXX

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №51797
 15.08.2011
From the discussion of the system waste cleaning program for windows:

XXX is great! Clean the window once. Then you can format the disk and put Linux!

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №51796
 15.08.2011
xxx: catch from fishing brought), wife cleans, scream - she moves!!! to
XXX: and look like that, say I’m a murderer and a living man!
XXX: for a second jocked, yes, I’m a bastard...
xxx: I wanted to say something, my wife crushed with a knife!!! And the fish has no head... and then - like fishing and so on...

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №51795
 15.08.2011
<Ashta> how to fuck hunger, I can't talk to a girl with nick (
<Ashta> and here the second "Queen of Corn Fields"
<Ashta> and the man of Mars
<Ashta> your fucking chat decided to kill me?! to

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №51794
 15.08.2011
Fuck the fuck, and fuck the fuck.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №51793
 15.08.2011
Sweet lady will come from Moscow on the 20th of August for a date...what would you advise?
yyy: member wash

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №51792
 15.08.2011
Mariya
By the way, I go to the store tonight, I see - the sausage something increased by 30 percent. What would this be? Whether it’s for rain or vegetarianism.

Echo
Or to cannibalism.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №51791
 15.08.2011
I just got up, but 10 people have already congratulated me on my birthday. I said a lot of nice words.
It would be nothing, only my birthday was 3 months ago.

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №51790
 15.08.2011
Rhythm (17:35:20 14/08/2011)
I will come soon. Are you happy?And you must confess ?

Amigo (17:35:35 14/08/2011)
Well the prince! The breasts are coming! ?

Rhythm (17:36:36 14/08/2011)
The Captain!What are you waiting for? ?

Amigo (17:37:03 14/08/2011)
Knesset Waiting

Rhythm (17:38:16 14/08/2011)
Breasts only in a set with a stubborn and harmful nature))))))))))))

Amigo (17:39:03 14/08/2011)
Sorry, but what do I do?

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №51789
 15.08.2011
The majority of the problems that humanity struggles with are created by itself.

[ + 21 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №51788
 15.08.2011
I guarantee authenticity, although it was not with me and due to the length of events at this moment I can tell the public this story.
(The names of the heroes have been changed)

At the end of the 1980s I once served in the glorious Armed Forces of a mighty man.
The USSR in the management of one of the associations. We had a subordinate unit in Ryazan, the head of the combat training department was some Colonel (conditionally) Panchenko, an old servant, a "loved soldier", once commanded a large army unit, but because of the drive to the ZZ.
(Green Snake) was removed from office and for "service" until retirement was appointed to this position, where he continued to pour the collar.
And he had in his deputy an ardent servant and a careerist Lieutenant Colonel Ionov.
On Friday, after the next battle of the Guard, Colonel Panchenko decided
"to subdue" his mas (remember - the times are blurred - the end of the 80s, the country has only developed its new laws)...
I have not invented anything better. Ivan Ivanovich, you are serving, you are serving, you are serving, you are earning interest to retirement, and you know that now the Duma is considering a law according to which no matter how much you are serving - you will be paid a pension for serving at 20 years old - as appropriate. And if you are a lieutenant colonel, then only up to 40 years old. So that is.”
Five to five!! Ivan Ivanovich went all day. At the end of the day I got the courage and decided to call (AJ!) Head of personnel department
General of the Army!! (Something is serious )
So, said, and so much served to you that, Pya, all the cat under the tail....!!!??? Five, Five and Five, Five and Five, Five and Five!! to
Or in the prostration, what laws they are adopting, they themselves do not know.
Well, here our "servant" to the general has all broken up.
I will remind you that in those times everyone immediately became Federal and endowed themselves with almost unlimited powers (and money). The back of the troops bought a jacuzzi for the dacha for 40 thousand. The Greens...
So, the continuation of the story, the General, scratching the baldness, said: "You know, today is Friday - tomorrow the certification commission - let us appoint you to the post of colonel - here is the "cell is" - you will go to Sverdlovsk?“”
"Even in Alaska," Pya, even in the tundra, what, I have served for so many years, let me justify," the Lieutenant Colonel replied to the Guard.
And on Saturday they immediately submitted the documents, immediately approved, immediately signed the order, immediately appointed, immediately assigned the title, immediately handed over the pursuit....! to
With a sense of "deep satisfaction" and an order in the inner pocket of the kitter our guard "Colonel" went to his hometown of Ryazan.
The Sunday was unnoticed (for others).
On Monday our Guard Colonel Panchenko (in the beginning of the department - if forgotten) goes out for a divorce and another sees Colonel Ivchenko!!! to
Dialogue: “You that friend – today is not April 1st. What did the Colonel’s pursuit strike?” Answer: “Let me present myself. by Kom. associations
Colonel Ivchenko »
Someone else’s jokes write the fate of others.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №51787
 15.08.2011
Where is the best beer in the world?
And where I woke up in the morning from the badong – there is the most delicious.

[ + 51 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №51786
 15.08.2011
I lost my cat.
Do you really worry so much?
XHH: Of course, I fed it for two years, planted it, treated it, and this shit took it and went somewhere.

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №51785
 15.08.2011
zzz: porn movies as 1080p is something!
Zzz: Yesterday one actress discovered caries

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