Yyy: I will live behind him alone and hide from everyone.
Waiting for the Prince on the White Horse
Yyy: who comes dumb and fucking
YYY: And it will be fine.
A prince or a horse? Not very clearly written ?
YYY: Yes, it’s not really so important.

Loki: Do you like brunettes?
(01:57:10) Lipton: I miss them
Lipton: I had a girlfriend, a brunette
Lipton: She was smarter than the blonde and so left)))

Well, WHY, when you meet a girl in the internet, and after a short time of communication, you tell her that you weigh 120 kg, she immediately stops communicating with you and ignores you in every way? Or she doesn’t realize that 120 kg is not necessarily a fat pig! This can be a tall, muscular guy in powerlifting!!! to

Another shit in comments on YouTube. One of the comments:
- Yes, here’s a troll on the whole fairy country enough.

At the conductor’s seat in the bus was a woman, later when the conductor passed by, she asked:
I probably took your place.
What the conductor replied:
They took my place in the Kremlin. =) is

If there is an action "Crazy Days from Beeline", then why is there no action "PMS from MTS"? Aiss

Buy a modem from MTS., and feel like a 3G modem!

Residents of the city of N wrote a collective complaint to the prosecutor's office on the blasphemy committed by the municipal housing management. The answer comes:
We have received your complaint. We have carried out a check in which it was established that your complaint has not been received to us.
Piped...
c) the mf

The Sea:
That is alive! Hi to live! Goff is dead
by JB:
Please forgive me! But! Who is Guf? I really don’t know!
Ch Moore :
Believe me, if you know and remember who Tsui is, then the Goff will not hold you anywhere at all.

[17:59:03] Mikki3154: happy, only fast eat, or I after six

Sometimes I buy medicinal herbs: Chebretz for sleep, beetle for vigor.
I recently stood in the pharmacy in a huge queue for the Beast. When I go to the box, I forget the name. I try to explain in words what I need:
I need a grass from which it is fun, a good mood, relaxing and calming at the same time.
The whole line is laughing and shouting:
The girl in the pharmacy does not sell it)))

XXX: I went to the garbage pipeline to throw the pepper. The whole. The dog, the fox, does not enter. She scratched the tail, went, took a knife, began to cut it to pass. The neighbor comes out. See also. What do you say, do you? And I understand that I am cutting peanut directly into the rubbish pipe. "I’m going to eat" There is no scene.

According to the news constantly: Medvedev there, Medvedev...
Natural news: "A bear attacked a group of tourists in Kamchatka, two people were killed" was first read, well you know

Why are you driving to the customer? Not ashamed?
I: Yes, we have a situation with the project that we are not even seen in the face. Only we enter - we are immediately turned back, the pants are lowered and the meeting begins.

Vera: Google is actually a member of our family

Okay, I hear it for the first time! What do we have, young man?

Vera: Well look, before everyone went to the oldest in the family for advice, and now - to Google
Google is the smartest.
And that's great, because Google won't ask you, but why do you have a recipe for cheese baking at 9 p.m.

Lyuda: Aaa a joke! And he will not ask why to look at the expensive car, you still have no money.

Vera : Certainly!
Less than Google Roulette

Sberbank is hot! I give the girl in the window a receipt, which is written "the penalty for the loss of the passport". She pulled her buttons there, looked at me and said, “PASS, please.” The curtain.

Photo in the album, which depicts a boy holding a tiger in his arms.
The comments:
Q: Is he squeezed to be calm?

Who is my nephew or nephew?

How can you be lonely in a world where even your ass has a second half?
YYY: Captain Zangudstvo notes that half is not in the ass, but in the half of the ass. The other half of the ass is the other ass.

Especially talented :

to all:

Continuation of the topic

The best way to check a man
Fidelity is to ask a sleeping husband in the morning.
The question:
Will you go with me or will you stay with me?

The male brain on the machine will choose the option, so as not to wake up and go anywhere!

Any of the answers offered will be phallus.

I have to answer, yes, Mom, I’ll go now.

If the man does not deceive effectively, then after some stupor, the answer will be this: Oh, you are foolish, you confused your husband with your lover!! to

Hello everyone, please tell me what to do here:
1 Amsterdam
2 Belgium
3 France
4 Germany
5 Italy
Is it real in two weeks?
Yyy: I recommend starting with a geography textbook. Amsterdam is really a city, the rest are whole countries. You will be surprised to see how many cities there are.