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[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №61726
 22.03.2012
Job vacancy on one of the work sites:
...
You will have the opportunity:
Trolling the developers!
...

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №61725
 22.03.2012
What kind of coffee I made.
xxx: water + milk + sugar... I drink and think... what’s wrong))))

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №61724
 22.03.2012
xxx: Did you know that Tesla has a high-voltage high-frequency transformator? He still has the "hot end" violet energy flowing.
Is it Tesla? O_O
No, it’s on the transformator.

[ + 29 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №61723
 22.03.2012
I work as a city bus driver and I drive very slowly and carefully. Not because I’m good, but because I only have one wheel. According to the employer, to repair long and expensive, says, drive so far, slowly.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №61722
 22.03.2012
Sister told: "We had a MISS contest at the institute
The winner and the winner gave
Planned =
And while she was there with all of them, he
They stole...

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №61721
 22.03.2012
xxx: And in my dream, the gaiters were knocked in on fines, and I think that if they are unpaid then I will take and wake up, because. I knew that everything happened in a dream)) So it happened - I woke up, lie down and think - they broke up there))))

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №61720
 22.03.2012
Now I finally realized why I have high skulls.
Because if you consume cabbage, cucumbers and other crisp garden plants in such quantities from childhood, the chewing muscles in any way should hypertrophize and float higher, in order to move the jaw with greater length of effort.
My breasts have never grown.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №61719
 22.03.2012
Written by:
Cardinal Richelieu was 42 at the time of the siege of the La Rochelle fortress described in The Three Musketeers.
From the notes of the 16-year-old Pushkin: "A 30-year-old man entered the room" (it was Karamzin).
Tyanyanov: “Nikolai Mikhailovich Karamzin was the oldest of all who gathered. He was thirty-four years old, the age of extinction.”
I went crying.

In the end I was expecting to read something like: I was 12, I went fucking.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №61718
 22.03.2012
xxx: I went to the automatic washing machine, forgot to close the lock.
XXX: Washing your head

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №61717
 22.03.2012
I will evolve, I will get better and I will beat you.
For the first time in my life, evolution threatens me.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №61716
 22.03.2012
I know how to cook desserts!
The girl: wow! What is your favorite dessert?
The Peelmen...

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №61715
 22.03.2012
to :
XHH: I once had a case... I was riding on VDNH with friends on the clips. Among them was one girl who drank a lot of beer, but was also on the rolls. Going away we meant the need to do a little bit of me, my companion and her. We are standing waiting for the girl, and here because of the bushes, this body comes out, sitting on the corks, and the movement has given her...

XXX: Strength Strength

This is what pressure there must be to make it on the grass! On the rolls! Went out :D

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №61714
 22.03.2012
I went to the clinic for x-rays, did everything, went out, rushed on my business. I went 200 meters away, I see - on the sidewalk, single-use bats roll. The first thought:"Someone should have forgotten to take and went like an idiot".
Then I stopped, looked down... I thought, I took off my bowls...

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №61713
 22.03.2012
Google search: measure body temperature online

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №61712
 22.03.2012
The law of contact: The more beautiful the Ava, the worse the Klava.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №61711
 22.03.2012
My sister recently caught wifi near the elevator, and there were three guys and one called the other Obi-Wan and he said - here I was always roaring over the word Van, here it was, Obi-Tu Kenobi, Obi-Fri Kenobi, the third looked at them and said - you are Obi-Dolboobi

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №61710
 22.03.2012
xxh: in fifteen minutes passes the second tenth)
Has the prostitute taken anything?
I have my birthday in 15 minutes, the drummer is miserable >_<

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №61709
 22.03.2012
From Forum

Dimoks: The World Health Organization (WHO) has expanded the list of mental illnesses requiring immediate intervention by a psychiatrist. It added vegetarianism and raw eating, which are classified as mental disorders in group F63.8.

dnd: Last year, the WHO attributed love to mental disorders and assigned the international code of the disease — F63.9

Dimoks: A loving vegetarian, a dangerous cock.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №61708
 22.03.2012
The first post on Twitter should be like this:

"Well, here’s what I’ve done with your Twitter"

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №61707
 22.03.2012
In this shirt:
"hhhh: I have a different polarity with Xusha's journey...
When do you put her in?"
School and teach lessons!!! to
It should be sucked with different polarities, and pushed out - with a single pole!!! to

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