In the morning in the store asked "Bon-aqua" non-alcoholic. Only when I saw the smiling saleswoman I realized that something was wrong. I wanted to be negated...

A few years ago, the line on the Ukrainian border. The border near the shlagbaum only misses a few. I approach, wait, change, say everyone is waiting, and these by personal arrangement with the commander are passing. On the booth kicks - there the second is sitting. I see a trust phone with a Kiev number on the booth. Immediately with him I recruit and explain that I want to travel by personal arrangement, as the foreigner recommended, but I do not know what to negotiate. Where can I see the price, or in place as if the price is not overpriced? The borderman next only "bl..." and could scream. I did not trust these phones before, but once in my life I had to see border guards running, rushing. As fast as that time, I and the whole assembly never crossed the border.

When I was in college, I came here to read. It was rotting so much that it could not stop, so the pair were driven out! Now I sit at work, read a bor, and the people around me don’t even suspect it!

A few days ago on TV showed "The meeting place cannot be changed". So, at the end of the film appeared the inscription type "Release intended for kinozal.tv" (torrent tracker)

More and more often I have the feeling that all mosquitoes have read and actively use the guide "How to make a person hit himself in the head".

It’s uncomfortable when you cut your skull and wrapped your hair in a newspaper and forgot to throw it out. And then wet the backpack decided to dry it by tapping the newspapers that were at hand. And on the coming day, getting a report for the boss from the backpack and throwing it on his table with a wide gesture, at the same time gifts him with a cluster of silky, curved hair. This is uncomfortable.

What picture should I print to hang on the wall?
- Let's go here, we both did well on it, no one will be offended.

I have chronic alcoholism on my legs.

The morning. The first thing I see when I get out of the house: the grandmother bent in half, in one hand she screams and breaks out the Arabic, in the other the Negritos, both scream in different languages, one demands “banana”, the other “rahat-lukum”.

When will you rest the Herodes? My grandmother shook them both.

A present to my granddaughter.

You understand, boys sometimes like when a girl has a stomach. The stomach is so dull and dull.
YYY: Well, I’m not arguing about that...You just don’t have a stomach, Masha. You have a lot of fucking huge fat hangs almost to your knees any couple in it will drown and end up eating hamburgers!! to

Can you tell me what the names of people who love to fuck dead, old male animals?
Do you have a problem with Nina?

If a man goes to the left four times, he will return to his wife.
What if the girl goes to the left four times?
Zzz to Mom.

[5:43] Gownaud Gownaud 28: I only eat delicious things :-)

[05:45] Fuck, by nick noticeable)))

From Yapa video about a dog who swims on a yacht with the owner, pulls ropes to him, helps in general. Everyone praises her. One comment killed - "A class dog. This is really a man’s friend.
It will be a pity when she dies."

Diabetic relatives came and ate all the sweets.

YYY: I’m going to eat chocolate.
XXX is NO! Stop to!
Yyy: Eat and cry, eat and cry.
XXX: Wait for me!:D
I will wipe away tears from your face.
YYY: O.O
As long as you are blinded by the cloth, eat chocolate.

My teaching name is Ichthyander.
I can’t say that to call him.
I am ashamed (

Give me your number! 😉
YYY : YYYYY? =) is
There is no phone.)
yyy: I sympathize = (

Energy savings in Russian:
- buy a lamp with a resource 1-1,5 times longer than usual and 10-15 times more expensive,
- which is unclear where to put if overburned and can not be beat in any case, and if broken - ahtung, because mercury,
- which instead of "warm light" gives a shimmering glow of the type "you are all in a morrow", - and finally if the world will come together with the clay on the "consumer" lamps 0.2-0.3 kW (repair in the apartment, light up the garage, pavilion, etc.) - then at such a cost, the usual "heaters" could thistle without rest for several months.
Where did the savings come from?

Yuvolgin: Here you are, Cinderella, the control package of the AUTOVAZ, but remember that midnight came there forty years ago.