Nathaniel: Did you let go?
WOW: Where is it?
XH: Understandably

I had a UNIX exam today.
One was asked how to invoke a demon, the other how to kill a zombie.
xxx : Such a feeling that they passed the exam on black-sniper O_o

[23:28:50] <@calypso> Which stone is dangerous for a magician as it contributes to the encounter with a deadly surprise
[23:29:01] <Director> brick
[23:29:06] <borman> ))))

<xxx> I want to be photographed.
<xxx> I look like a typical American.
<yyy> cowboy, farmer or Wall Street dealer?
<xxx> Something in the middle between a cowboy and a dealer.
<yyy> a farmer

How to properly lick the female breasts:

The xxx:
Put the girl on her back. Look at your left chest. Look very carefully. Now take that chest with both hands. Do not rush while just hold. Now begin to melt and mutate her, push out her tongue, don't think about taking away her eyes - it's important. Do you think? The good. Now without breaking both hands from your left chest, turn your eyes to the right. look at her as closely as you looked at the left, now make some sound of the type of "aghi-vaaa..aa" drop your saliva and grab both hands now for the right head. Don’t rush, first just hold on, then start kicking, as diligently and with feeling as you did with the left. When the chest finally turns red, wipe out the saliva and ask, “Are you ponraphiloff?”

by det.org
My daughter at 3 years old sat down for a long time, looked at us and her husband, and then asked:
How did you get such a good girl?
I was surprised to see her"

Xxx: I’ve always been fat. At one point I decided to change my life for the better, to play sports, and so on. 5 years passed. I step out on the spikes, swinging my thighs with a dull look, all of such a dull on the passive, model appearance, beautiful hair, makeup, stretching a sexy platy, from the men there is no rejection... meet the former chief (37 years old, thusovnik). And with a compassionate tone: “You’ve lost weight...you’re sick, right???“?”

“Today we have a romantic evening. There will be a delicious dinner: a lamb with rice under the sauce, a salad and all this with candles.
He said, “Can I not light a candle?”
c) mm

The story of how a school hooligan accidentally smelled soda, taking it for a drug, and "podsel".
One of the comments:
Could it be that in his youth he was as fooled? With a petry.

And when I was in the pioneer camp (the only time in my life), then in the neighboring squad, the boys first arranged the Royal Night for the girls, and then the girls decided to take revenge.

They came to the boys such a night in the chamber, - and the boys themselves swallowed the pasta and sleep.

Here is the shore!

He went home today. And not just somewhere, but on the street, along which the grandmothers sit with various types of vegetables and batteries. And here, passing by another such composition of old ladies and cucumbers, I hear a great phrase. Prehistory: The girl bought something from these shark, and the surrender for some reason did not appear. The oligarchs have little money. To their honor to say - the idea of "exchanging" came to their mind almost immediately. And here at this moment:
The egot! Change the hundred?
No, I do not have. Ask the outside. of the Aitishnik.
(I barely smoked a cigarette at that time.)
The grandmother hurts up and follows somewhere along these street supermarkets. I follow her through the eyes and strike onto a sad 50-year-old man sitting in front of a bowl of ollo! The discs! The Hole, the Hole.
It was only at this point that I realized how strongly information technology has entered modern life.

To collapse, one crisis is not enough: we need to have more money.

He came to see his wife, lying in the hospital on preservation. And as she talks, it looks like she missed communication very much. You understand, he says, I am here in complete isolation – in the chamber with me only a deaf and an Armenian, in Russian, no boom-boom. And those who are immediately on an abortion, are not allowed near us, even fed separately. My Armenian neighbor told a funny thing - she will soon be forty years old, her business is big, so her husband even forbade her to work, hired a manager - until you give birth, she says, I won't let her work!

I thought about it and said, "post-post, you say that she doesn't understand Russian!"Well, she doesn't understand - the wife replied sadly - live so for a week, you will learn to understand yourself. I translate them to the doctor. And then the deaf said such a joke...

She wanted a candy, but gave it to Masha because Masha wanted more.

From a conversation on Skype of childhood friends:
He: - what do you offer me to fuck every encounter, do you think I will find somebody like that???? to
She: Well I found...

With your pathos, I am surprised how you don’t have a secretary on your homephone yet...

My sister is a crossword.
A gun with blades... a bowl, right?

by Christina (14:49) :
I told you that you’re a shit, right?

and max! by 14:51) :
I know (I am Gandalf)

by Christina (14:52) :
Gandalf is useful, what are you doing here?! to

You are the girl of my dreams: beautiful, fun...
YYY: Do you want to fuck me?
XXX is smart.

My parents went with the whole family for a vacation. Who where. No one looks at the apartment. asked to me. The apartment is huge (the master judge works, hole), of course I agreed.
This is the fourth day of my stay here. Go to sleep. I am sitting in the cell phone. The rubber was very strong. I feel the lead flowing. They were so unwillingly covered up. Through the midsleep, I hear that in the kitchen, the nephew began to sneeze and so complainingly called his mother. Noah and Noah, I hear him moving toward my room. It came to the fact that he was standing near my bed and under my ear ringing and calling my mom. It is 10 seconds and I jump out of the bed, realizing that there is complete darkness around, I cannot reach the switch, next to my bed is a child, and most importantly - I am in the apartment - the only person!! to
I stood by the wall for five minutes until my eyes became accustomed to the darkness and saw a cat crying. But I remembered that it was because of him that I was asked to live in this apartment... The dream was as if it was with my hand... So until the morning I didn’t close my eyes.
And the owners could still warn and the unusual sounds issued by their cat.