The word “koala” is derived from the dictionary of Australian Aborigines. In translation, it means “do not drink”.

After yesterday, I am now a koala.

As strange as it is, on the request "How does it look like?" in the images, Google responds with a portrait of Golygin from an eldorado advertisement.

The window with the prostitutes popped out, I see - the girl is beautiful, and the only comment below:

The Successor:
2011-07-08 20:28:55
If it’s not your photo, I’ll tear your teeth out.

Always humbled indignant mothers talking about their teenage sons: What can you do in the bathroom for 1.5 hours?? to

Mom is watching the TV channel "KitchenTV" Well, I looked at the edge of my eyes.
I watch TV, and there the onion on the bowl burned to the hell and the chef issued an epic phrase: "Luke did not burn, he caramelized."

How to Survive at the Black Hat and Defcon Conferences: How to Escape from Hackers
The comments:
megaweber: I opened the notebook at HITB in Malaysia and immediately caught some shit, closed the notebook and did not open it again :)
red1ynx: I think the notebook can be opened, the fuck has long dried up.
Andorra: And it has fallen.

Hubert: I'm on the tram today, and a girl is driving in the neighborhood
Hubert: in Adidas shoes, costume, cap and bag.
Hubert:The first thought was: "Set collected" x_x

The hard "truth of life"
12 years. I started wearing glasses. The predecessors began to be respected and considered excellent. 15 years. I started wearing lenses instead of glasses so that it was easier to get to know the boys. The boys were embarrassed to meet. The predecessors ceased to be considered an excellent and a spider. 22nd I stopped wearing lenses and dug my glasses again. All of them with such puzzles...

<The Inner Mongol> here looked out the window there again from the stop the Chinese passed... a whole crowd...
<Inner Mongol> fucking brother I'm scared, I don't watch the news that happened? Has China conquered Siberia?
<Necron99> Well in some sense yes. Medvedev allowed the Chinese to come to us in large numbers. The Japanese from Fukushima.
<Inner Mongol> what fucusime
The Japanese nuclear power plant has melted this year, in Japan now Fallout and mutants appear.
<Inner Mongol> are you craving? Or seriously?
<Necron99> Absolutely serious. Did you really not know?
<Inner Mongol> I am tired to know this, I say that I do not watch the news, I have not left the apartment in recent months at all, I am so well
<Necron99> The Poor It is interesting outside.
<Necron99> The Pentagon now under law, if it is hacked, can launch a rocket into the country of the hacker. And the real hero and fighter against injustice has become the dictator of Libya, he all NATO can not guard, and he is already printed on T-shirts together with Che.
<Necron99> In Belarus soon the revolution
<Inner Mongol> o_O
<Necron99> that there is still... Stock indices have fallen record, the United States is threatening default, Medvedev has given part of our territory to Norway
<Inner Mongol> bu-ga-ga ridiculously straight, Nostradamus ept, you still have to say that the end of the world in six months
Quits: The Internal Mongol
<Necron99>)) You won’t believe it...

The obligations:

Stay in one place for 9 hours.
Go to the monitor.
Copy the shares of competitors.
striving for the best.

The Requirements:

Be a student of the evening department or a graduate of the university.
Use Ctrl + C / V and Excel.

The Conditions:

The personal degradation.
A sluggish schedule.
A small salary.
The authoritarian leadership.

Colombian drug barons alarm, young people are sleeping!

Teminator T-X (the girl from T-3) was accidentally thrown to Russia. Connecting to the network of dormitory No. 23, she was hacked and interrogated by students, after which the coldmen did with her THAT the prostitutes on the tavern would humbly take their eyes away and red.

In Russia is planned to spend 2 million Advertising on Russian roads.
Better fools to advertise.

xxx: In his youth he dreamed of putting in his "nine"sidechu Recaro...
My dream came true 12 years later.
xxx: I put...
In the Jeep.
XXX: Children's Chair Recaro

Do not wear glasses! The house is 2 times faster.

I work as a repair computer.
In the morning, my grandmother wakes me up, I barely open my eyes, everything is blurred, I pretend what to do and say:
Just go see something wrong, you need to replace the wood. The weather, I will reboot.
As I went to sleep, I didn’t try to wake up anymore.

XXX: I smoke a forum on the sale of barrel. Subject: transportation, motorcycle; advertisement: I sell a running road

I couldn’t put a cap on the flash. I looked inside, some white hernia. I ask my 3-year-old daughter:
Sasha, what a cacao in the cap.
She is so bad to me:
This is not a cocoa! This is Pellets!! to

In 11th grade I was given 30 rubles for lunch every day... So I had to starve about a week to buy a large pack of condoms.

Luckily I got 10p.

I hereu from my parents) I went to visit them on those holes, they sit in different rooms, they don't talk)) In general, as I understood from their screams on each other, my mother worked at night, bed linen was washed, but not smoothed, and the bat was told to lick him and bed)) Well he broke this case turned out to be like this)) And when the morning mother came and let me shout on him - for him the most terrible secret in life was uncovered, after which they fought))) He thought his whole life that the rubber was for convenience, and his mom stated "that your sweaty sofa would not be provoked and then it could be sold as a new" :D
PS: Both are 50 years old this year))